Tuesday night's thread...

For those with nothing else to live for.
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:16, 181 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oooh
Me! Me!! I'm stuck at work until 11pm, and I missed all the gayness on the daytime thread...
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Aah, Bentalls.
It was a veritable feast of excess, deviance, gayness, violence and complete bollocks on there today. Just like normal, though with added gayness, it has to be said.

How's you?
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:21, Reply)

*climbs out of wheelbarrow*
Hello!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Badger
Sorry about that - it seemed the most convenient way to get you here safely.
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:23, Reply)

it's ok
I found a pillow in there!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I'm dandy
ta...Still got grapefruit under me armpits, but the sneezles are disappearing! Damn, yesterday I missed boob-talk, and today I missed deviance and gayness

Damn you, work!!

*shakes fist limply*
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Woot! Evening Thread!
*Is easily pleased*
(bill, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:28, Reply)

So, this is the evening thread?
Haven't been on one of these in a while.

*gets comfy*

Right then. Let's talk bollocks!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Bentalls
By the time you make it onto the day thread, we'll be talking about knitting and pies. Mind you, the evening thread brings about its own treats, usually.

I'm gonna leave this place and be taken to another place* where I shall shop until I am dead.

*Sainsbury's

Then I'm gonna go home and make a reappearance here later, I expect.

Be good while I'm gone, kiddiwinkles. That includes you, Bill.
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Knitting and pies?
I can probably talk bollocks about pies...not sure about the knitting - I'm not THAT old yet!

Pies..leads to a tenuous link about food! Tonight, I are mostly eating some M&S ricotta cannelloni things. What's everyone else having for tea?

(Oh, and it's minus 5 outside here on the outskirts of Cambridge...Gah)
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I'm going to my mums
So it's a mystery what I am having!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Mystery food
Sounds fun! Hope it tastes better than this shite...
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:44, Reply)

I'm knocking up some kind of loaf
made of meat tonight

gourmet style though, and made of turkey

after I go swimming
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:55, Reply)

Including me!
Why single me out, I'm always good!
(bill, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:55, Reply)

*salivates*
Loaf of meat sounds yummy... I think I need a bib. I have tomato sauce on my white shirt, and cheese sauce on my tie. I'm not fit to be allowed out unsupervised
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Teatime
My choices are:

1. Beef stew and dumplings with a green vegetable medley.
2. Chicken Tikka Makhani served on a bed of Potato Sauté with onion and bacon.
3. Takeout Pizza.

Arranged in order of descending nutritional value AND descending difficulty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:01, Reply)

Good Evening
Everyone.

I went to bed last night off my meds and haven't taken them today as they make me very sleepy.

It's properly terrifying to realise that less than 24 hours off a cycle I'm getting both physiological and psychological symptoms.

In addition to being terrifying in another way it's actually quite exciting (from a purely academic perspective).

I'll be taking them tonight but if I offend someone in the meantime, I apologise.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:25, Reply)

Crikey, Edmund
I hope that works out for you. Are you coming off the meds on Doctors advice, or going it solo?
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Thanks Bentalls
I'm not off them, just forgot to take them last night before going to bed with the dog (note: "the dog" isn't a euphemism).

I'll be back on my 225mg of venlafaxine again before bed tonight but I've been on them for so long (i.e., years rather than months) it's scary the impact of not taking them.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:31, Reply)

Ahh
I see!

Going to bed with the dog? Mine would probably steal all the duvet, so he doesn't get the option!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:33, Reply)

Mine
Only gets to jump up on the bed when I'm nice and cozy so that he doesn't steal it all - he's tried that before!

What sort of dog(s) do you have?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:34, Reply)

I have 2
young male springer spaniels... The little one is coming up for 2, and the big one is nearly 4. I have been wading through duck ponds in my waders with Frodo (little) as he has a gammy paw, so is having a spot of home-made hydrotherapy. Which is particularly pleasant in this minus 6 weather!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)

*waves*
I have nothing else to live for. woo!



Bean stew for dinner. I was going to go to the chippy but I'm saving that treat for the weekend....because lets face it I have to have something to live for at the weekend.

Btw - I did 70 sit ups today. I will be getting a six pack but you just wont be able to see it under my big belly : )

Getting off meds is bloody hard work. It got to the point where I was cutting up tablets into quarters to take each day because even missing a tiny bit of medication still gave me dizzy spells.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:45, Reply)

70 Sit-ups
Yup. I could do that. I could...

Might take me a week, with a few fagbreaks, but I could do it

Yes'm
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Hey folks
Hope everyone's had a good day!

I've had a very productive day so I'm happy:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:54, Reply)

I'm not saying they were all good quality top notch sit-ups....
and I did have a rest now and then....but I did sit up 70 times.

Yay beekers. *hugs*


Catch you later, I'm off to make my dinner.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:55, Reply)

I must start doing the sit up thing
And the press up thing... I am hopefully joining the TA this year (before I get officially too old), and the fitness requirements are slightly more impressive than my current abilities - a half hour ramble, and one and a half press ups. My biggest problem is that I still think I am 21, and therefore naturally able to do all of these things. In reality, I am pushing 40, and smoke, and haven't really exercised in years! This could be tricky
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:59, Reply)

Ooops...I broke the thread...
My bad?
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:15, Reply)

Cocking arsetwats
the fucking bastard guitar we ordered for SJ that turned out to have a whacking great chip out of it wasn't delivered by Amazon. Now the company it came via are being utter cunts about taking the fucker back as they reckon we only had 7 days from delivery to return it.

Seven fucking days. At Christmas! And yes, I've checked various consumer advice sites about the return of faulty goods and there doesn't seem to be a legal statutory period, so they can do what they cunting well like.

My commitment to being on the wagon through the week is taking a severe bastard bruising here...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Hi (again)
Don't worry bentalls, you didn't break the thread. I had to go do some of the w-word ("work", for those of you with filthy minds).

I'm cooking a fish pie at the moment (or rather, have lobbed it into the oven). Muttley has decided that he wants to do fish pie, for some, wholly odd, reason.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:19, Reply)

DG
7 days is the normal length of time you are given if you don't want an item...However, given that said item is fucked, and also Christmas shite postal system, they haven't a leg to stand on! It's bust. It was bust when you got it. They need to take it on the chin and sort it out. Slippery bastards
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:21, Reply)

...coz an engineer like me is goin, insane
insane in da membrane
(insane in da brain)
insane in da membrane
(insane in da brain)
insane in da membrane
(insane got no brain)
insane in da membrane
(insane in da brain)

I wonder if I could get away with playing that at work over my computer speakers today?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Fish pie
Mmmmm... I'm bloody starving! The pasta thing I had earlier seems to have served no purpose other than as decoration on my uniform. Chippy on the way home, me thinks
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:23, Reply)

bentalls
We're trying. It was delivered to Tourette's parents on the basis that they're in most of the time through the week, and we're not. It arrived but they were both really ill so we left it until the 23rd.

Wish we'd checked it earlier tbh. And we only rang them tonight after finding out the return had to be via them and not Amazon (who we ordered it through). The reason we waited this long was because we've both been on leave and thought we would have to print a returns label - and we don't have a printer here, so were waiting to go back to work.

Turns out we don't need a label, and they've been exceptionally arsey about "why the hell it's taken us to now to get round to arranging a return" (quote). They've condescended to take it back, but only if we arrange and pay for the courier.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Fish pie
sounds obscene, revolting and uncomfortably like a euphemism for something I'd rather not think about.

Stargazy pie, on the other hand, is all of that and worse because it's real.

You lot eat horrid things sometimes.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:28, Reply)

TRL
You've got a sick, sick mind.

It's one of the things I like about you!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Om Nom Nom
Chicken Saag Masala served on a bed of egg, bacon & onion potato sauté.

Delicious. And filling!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Chicken saag
sounds delightful...Stargazy pie, however...Bleurgh!

@DG What a rude bunch of utter cuntwipes! Aside from postal issues at this time of year, most places Customer Service (snort) departments have also been closed for the holidays. They are at fault, they should be sorting it. How fucking rude
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:47, Reply)

I'm a big fan of spinach
In my curries, in my sandwiches, in my seasonal winter vegetables... It's tasty and good for you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:52, Reply)

^Agrees.
If I can chuck a bit of spinach in a meal then I will.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Spinach
ftw.

It's ace, and packed full of iron.

My second favourite veggie, after broccoli.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Hey, I didn't invent it!
Stargazy pie is something that came from over there, and apparently is a dish traditionally eaten on St. Swiffer's Day or some such. When I first heard of it I felt ill for days, as the combination of fish, potatoes and clotted cream sounds like some unholy discharge from the nether regions of Beelzebub's concubines.

But you also have haggis and black sausage and blood pudding, so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:55, Reply)

In sandwiches
Many years ago my then gf advised me to use spinach leaves instead of lettuce - it's 5 times as nutritious and with much more flavour.

I love a garlic sausage and spinach sandwich.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Haggis!!
Yes! One of the best foodstuffs ever to come out of my homeland!

(Note: not to be confused with deep-fried Mars bars. Bleurgh.).
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:57, Reply)

black sausage and blood pudding?
blood sausage is black pudding, if that's what you mean.

And black pudding is fantastic in a full english breakfast.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:58, Reply)

@TRL
I am originally from Haggis land, and I can't abide the stuff...Black pudding leaves me cold too. My dad used to eat tongue and brains, I'm really rather glad I didn't inherit his tastebuds!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:59, Reply)

A girl needs to keep an eye on her iron levels.
If ya know what I mean.


I have spinach in salads instead of lettuce. It tastes ok when it's raw. Even my 8 year old nephew will eat it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:01, Reply)

No3L to the rescue!
'Sappnin chaps?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Black pudding
is essentially a highly seasoned and fried scab, from what I can tell. I'll pass.

And for the record, I've never had a deep fried candy bar. There are damned few things that I can stomach that are deep fried- although I may be living in the south, my dietary habits are not those of the people in this area. Thank god.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Don't get the Loon started on artichokes : )
.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:14, Reply)

black pudding is totally delicious
if people didn't know what went into it they'd love the taste I'm sure!

my turkey, bacon, leek and herb de province loaf has just entered the oven.

15 minutes till I get to taste its glory!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Hey now
it's YOU who has issues with artichokes! I think they're great!

Best of all: roll out some dough flat, put down a layer of tomato sauce, add a layer of chopped up marinated artichokes, top that with mozzarella and a little Parmesan, roll it onto a loaf and bake for a half hour...

Damn, might have to make a loaf of that one night soon!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Food eh?
I made Mac Cheese with extra cheese and a side of cheese.

It was cheesy.

The phones were off at work today so I doodled a new Home Sweet Home image. Might get it up tomorrow. *fnarr*

Edit: Loon - that sounds awesome. That's going on the list.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Yay, the produce of my fair country
I could go some haggis right now. Stupid revision fair takes it out of you. And for that reason I have decided to stop. I feel it is tres sensible.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Did I miss pickleface? *sads*
Not that everyone here isn't as good.. it's just that you're not as good.

Black pudding is yummy!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:32, Reply)

I have Ginger nuts for later.
That is all.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Black pud is essential
in fried breakfast in my book.

I was lifelong vegetarian til four years ago :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Now that I've finished eating
I have a bottle of 1996 Faustino Rioja Gran Reserva I sitting in the wine rack that I got for Christmas, along with a pair of Eisch breathable glasses.

Should I open it? Or give my kidneys the night off?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:33, Reply)

hehe
Customers who viewed that item also viewed

glass glass glass glass glass battery jump starter.

made me giggle....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Bit poncy if you ask me.
What's wrong with a cup?
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Red wine needs to aerate
It tastes better the longer it's open.

Well, it goes: okay, better, better, great, fantastic, am I just drunk or is this the best stuff I've ever drunk, uh-oh, catpiss.

The fancy glass technology means you can open the bottle, pour a glass and immediately be at great, at least, maybe even fantastic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Light
did I see you were maybe thinking of coming to my most awesome birthday bash where I will get to stroke your beard? *glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I have many refined tastes
but I'm afraid I've never 'got' the whole red wine thing. It all tastes almost the same to me.

I guess I just don't really like the stuff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Ginger nuts?
I do trust you are referring to the biscuit...
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Evening guys
Once again I'm procrastinating but I am watching Frasier so I'm smiling.
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Drinking
@TGB:
Sounds like it could be fun.
@No3l:
I was a bitter drinker for years, but I've gradually moved to red wine as a cheaper, more healthy and less beer-gutty way to get off my tits. You do gradually start to be able to differentiate the tastes. I was well chuffed the first time I took a sip, said "gosh, this really has a bit of a taste of prunes" and then found prunes mentioned in the tasting notes on the back of the bottle.

James May and Oz Clarke had a great series a few years back where Oz turned James into a wine ponce.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Mmmm tv
No proper TV for me since a week before christmas. I thought I'd really enjoy it but I'm gasping for some televisual entertainment right now :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)

@Bentalls.
Of course the biscuit. *grins*


I did have the other type of ginger nut once but let's not go there shall we.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)

BGB
Probably best not...

*grin*
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Haha that's weird
It really does smell, and taste, a little like leather...

*thinks about it a bit*

*sips some more*

... in a good way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Oooh bloody hell
I hadn't realised just how addictive this was! I now have to rush off and catch up on all the work I haven't been doing, before my relief comes in!

*giggle*
I said relief!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Light
I ain't knocking it - I'm more of a beer and cider man but I have a taste for Rose and I can taste the difference between a good and bad bottle :)

I saw that Oz and James series - it was fantastic. I just caught a very fuzzy glimpse of their new UK-based version which looked good, if terribly snowy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Will your relief...
...give you a *hand* ?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:56, Reply)

@No3L
Argh! I had no idea they were making a new series and I've *just* missed it!

Oh well, I'll check the torrents tomorrow morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:58, Reply)

More of the same
so if you liked the wine one, you'll like this :)

All this talk of booze is making me cravy - I'm trying to drastically cut back on my alcohol intake, although I'm considering waiting til after the York bash so I've got a chance of staying upright past ten o'clock!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:02, Reply)

@ Light
I sincerely hope not, he has got very big hands!
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Cutting back?
I had a bottle of cheapish South African Pinotage Shiraz last night. But last year I quite often had 2 bottles of an evening. So technically this is cutting down.

Also I don't plan on finishing the Rioja tonight but saving half for tomorrow. And scientists say a glass or two of red wine every night is good for you. Except for those scientists who say it's bad for you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:08, Reply)

argh
one of my contact lenses just poinged out. Now everything is weird and half blurry
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Oh dear TGB
That's not good. That happened to my ex a few times and she got terrible headaches very quickly.

I hope you don't go blind!
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:18, Reply)

@Light
The scientists who say it's bad for you aren't proper scientists.

They're killjoys!

A little of what you fancy does you good as my nanna used to say and she knew a great deal more than those silly scientist buggers.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I don't think
I'll go blind V. I may go upstairs remove the other one and put my glasses on though.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Don't Believe
The Old Rubbish About Chaps Never Making Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I don't
but thanks.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:25, Reply)

That sounds like quite a good idea to me
Glasses are awesome after all.
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Glasses
ftw, they're ace.

I like them.

(also:I don't like the idea of sticking my finger in my eye...euch).
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Glasses can be quite nice.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:35, Reply)

^this
@TGB You're now in my diary. I think I might visit Warwick castle on the Sunday to make up for my previous attempt...
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:38, Reply)

She is so wearing those glasses.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Try Google Image Search
for the term "sexy librarian". Lotsa hotness in glasses out there.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:42, Reply)

^^^
HOTness :D

Right, y'all. I'm off to bed.

Sweet dreams, all.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Goodnight, I'm off to bed too.
Although not with Edmund because that would be rude : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Lady in glasses
*sproing!*

Not just THAT lady, but ladies in general.

In glasses
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Night, I'm off three
Although not with those two :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Oops...
I think I killed the thread...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:50, Reply)

I'm still here!
Was seeing if I had any half decent pics of me in glasses. The answer is no, just lots of very very very drunken pictures.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Hahaha...
Yes, there is something about a lady in glasses. I find intellect appealing I think.

How's your evening TGB?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Ah badger
That's the story of my life.

:edit: I'd love to hear what you consider dirty talk PJM =p
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:53, Reply)

*Ahem*
Lets just say I like my ladies to put the rude into erudite hahahaha.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:55, Reply)

It's going ok
I feel I should be doing something constructive rather than playing dumb internet games.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Then there's this one:


I originally posted her, but the one I found was flippin' HUGE. Here's a smaller version...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Heh.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Dumb internet games are good
Got a linky?

I'm chilling out not watching TV, thanks to the dearth of anything worth watching.

What's new that I might have missed since this morning?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:00, Reply)

*is quietly enjoying this*
*not so quietly anymore*

Excuse me for a minute...
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:00, Reply)

I like the caption of this one...

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I prefer "intellectual with hidden depths"...
...over "overtly sexual and pneumatic" look if I'm honest.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Hmmmm...

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Girls with glasses you say?
How about this one?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Hahaha
Quite apart from the fact I'd be old enough to be her dad.

Technically.

*edit* I was referring to the lipglossed librarian, NOT Supernanny, who is in fact three years older than I.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:07, Reply)

PJM
I was playing Mario 63
www.gameshot.org/?id=3125

It's quite addictive but annoying you can't turn the music off :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Hehehe
I wondered if anyone would click that. Women with glasses tend to push the right buttons. Also for reasons I have yet to understand, Kirsty Allsop and Victoria Stilwell. The ones from "Relocation Relocation" and "It's Me or the Dog" respectively.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Well, she looks lonely.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Online games
I found a website featuring classic Spectrum games in Java.

Excellent.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Loon, how do you mean lonely?
And whom?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Kirsty Allsop...
...may well be property speculating Tory scum but if I wasn't already consorting with a very lovely academic lady in expensive frames, I possibly would.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Well...
she's looking at a phone with a rather... hungry expression.

Just sayin'.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Christ....
...you don't think she's going to...













...eat it?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Oh that huge picture?
Or Supernanny? I adblocked the huge picture, couldn't see the ruddy thread.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:18, Reply)

If she was
the Amazing Ty then she wouldn't be eating it, I assure you.

Take my advice: do NOT search for the Amazing Ty.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I wish I had
a chocolate phone. That would be awesome.
*dreams*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Ah yes
She of the double fisting? Was it her with the american football?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Well if you can't have chocolate
You could always have a banana.
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I thought Ty
was that guy who did DIY *is so innocent*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Argh!
My eyes....

Damn you!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:21, Reply)

That's her.
And that's the tame stuff.

I looked through her site once, and that was enough to cause more damage than goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty combined.

EDIT: dammit, PJM, I told you not to search for that!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:22, Reply)

If you think that's bad
Whatever you do, don't google meatotomy.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:23, Reply)

@piston broke
Don't worry, I won't!

We seem to have descended into gutter level. Just as I rocked up in fact.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:25, Reply)

V you bastard
*ring ring ring banana phone*

oh god now I am listening to it *cries*

DAMN YOU RAFFI!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:26, Reply)

TRL
Surely you know that if you tell somebody not to google something the first thing they'll do is go and google it.

Or maybe that's just me.
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:27, Reply)

I wondered if anyone would fall for that one
However, this is by far the worst I have seen. Click at your peril.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:27, Reply)

PB
I think I love you.*

*I may or may not like that website more than is healthy.
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:29, Reply)

I just clicked on all the links
in the thread above this one. The first two were so lovely *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Gaaaaaahhhhh!
*slaps forehead*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:29, Reply)

I love that
if I tell people not to search for something, they invariably come back screaming about the horrors they just witnessed.

i once goatse'd an entire board that way.

Sorry, PJM. I thought you knew me well enough to know that if I say not to search for something like that, you'd know that I was serious that you don't want to see it.

It's one of those things that was sent to me by a friend, and I had to retaliate with some scat porn.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Hahahaha....
In other news, I'm having a tussle with my conscience.

Do I buy this?

www.marin.co.uk/2009/bikedetail.php?ModNo=3930-1F

I think I'm in love.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Cpn V
You're a weirdo. But this is quite horrific by anyone's standards:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8AUtzJMTUW8

This one just makes me giggle uncontrollably for some reason:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo_TST33-vQ

Enjoy!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Here.
An antidote for you. And don't worry, it's worksafe and has nothing to do with horses.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:32, Reply)

@TRL
That link is worse than anything else in this thread *cries*

@PB Now I'm watching chocolate rain.
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:35, Reply)

A billion pictures?
Loon must be here.

Hello Loon!
*waves*
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:36, Reply)

What about my bike pron?
Should I splash out (no pun intended) or what?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:38, Reply)

I don't know anything about bikes
But I'd ride it.
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Thats a very sexy bike PJM
I'd say buy it but I like buying things so I would say that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:39, Reply)

@PB
You know the first thing that I thought when I saw the goat licking the electric fence?

"Maybe he's getting a buzz from it."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Dammit
My nipple is still playing up. I'm getting fed up with it now. If it doesn't stop being all tender soon I'll just cut it off.
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:45, Reply)

This
Is the bike I intend to replace:


(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:48, Reply)

@ Light in Chains
Oh deary me. The times I wish I had a frying pan.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Crap puns...
Are the glue that holds QOTW together.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Thing is
I once posted 10 puns on /talk that I thought were rather witty. Did any of them end up on the popular page? No pun in 10 did.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:51, Reply)

The old one...
...is five this year.

She's also outclassed by more modern bikes that descend faster and weigh less.

Having said that she's still a thing of beauty.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:52, Reply)

It doesn't have that bit
on the rear suspension like the new one. And erm.. isn't as light? *pretends to know something about anything*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Lets just concentrate on aesthetics
I'd never do it justice in a million years, but dammit I want it in my lounge.

Or should I spend the money on Chickenlady?

Who I also like in my lounge!

*edit* Piston, go and sit in the corner! *points*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:54, Reply)

fooking hell
it's cold outside. *starts plan to sneakily start smoking inside*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Well PJM
You can't mount Chickenlady on a stand and admire her 24/7...
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:59, Reply)

More a cry for help
That genuinely was my very first thought. I've been hanging round QOTW too long.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Have you seen the advert for Crunchy Nut Bites?
Crunchy Nut Bites?
*cries*
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Yes! Great plan
I know she'd actually encourage me to do it. But I'd feel....

Selfish....

However, I could use the bits from my old bike to put on chickenlady's - not the frame however as it's too large for her.

Hmmm....
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Do you not like
crunchy nut bites Clendrix?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Badger
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are delicious but I can't eat them cos they make me very hungry.

But those Bites! With the caramel? They look divine. How on earth can I resist?
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Oh that's ok then
I was going to disown you :p

Have you seen the advert for compare the meerkat/market? I just looked at www.comparethemeerkat.com it's hilarious.

simple things
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Oh god!
*stuffs fingers in ears*






*stuffs bites in gob*
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:18, Reply)

@TGB
That's fantastic marketing. I'm not normally keen on marketing folks getting paid big monies but I hope the guy(s) behind that have lots of beer tokens.
( Captain V, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:19, Reply)

I love the Meerkat thing!
Especially my medium-sized darts player from Miami Beach :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:20, Reply)

hehe it is a good advert
better than most of the crap on nowadays.

I like the raver one from Weston Super Mare hehe
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Right I'm off to bed
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:28, Reply)

teehee
"This meerkat enjoys story-speaking of London taxi man particularly the one about when he had whole cast of 'Kats' in the back of his cab. It was filthy afterwards."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:42, Reply)

guess its time to call it a night
And may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:49, Reply)

G'night all
See ya all in the morn.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Aah, sleeping b3tans.
And just when I'm up late as well.

*puts slippers in microwave*
*annoys cat*
*considers having another cup of tea*
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:05, Reply)

I'm still here.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:14, Reply)

Yes,
but talking to you is boring, Black Pudding.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:15, Reply)

Oh, well that's just fucking lovely.
I'll fuck off then.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:16, Reply)

You do that.

( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:17, Reply)

Fine

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:17, Reply)

Fine

( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:18, Reply)

*yawns*

( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:19, Reply)

*gives up*

( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:19, Reply)

*goes to bed*

( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:19, Reply)