I'll just stick this here for Thursday evening waffle.

Mmmm...waffles.
( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:22, 124 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening All!
Back from the office!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:23, Reply)

Good grief, Chains!
Were you poised and ready?
( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:24, Reply)

Boooooo
I was resizing an image for the new thread.

*spanks Clendrix*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:24, Reply)

Just that second clicked on Off Topic
I was surprised to see no-one had responded yet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:25, Reply)

Here's something:
Failure to grasp concept of "charity".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:27, Reply)

I would apologise for interfering with Badger's plans
but I got a spank out of it, so hey-ho.
*continues interfering*

Nice day at the office, Chains?
I'm still in mine.
( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:27, Reply)

It was filed on
April 1st. If they hadn't refilled I may have been suspicious :p

On the plus point it probably has raised awareness quite a lot by doing this.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:29, Reply)

I actually had some work to do today
I asked for it, it's been a solid month since I've done anything. That taxed my "keep self amused" ability to the absolute limit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:31, Reply)

Okay, I know you don't like pics in here...
but I just HAVE to share this one.

The Chicago Tribune had this picture that I saw in their Most Viewed section of the page, and I thought it was a young David Crosby look-alike.



I never would have recognized him had it not been for the caption.

That's Johnny Depp.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:33, Reply)

I instantly knew
it was Depp but thought it may have been shopped. He's obviously indulged this Christmas
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:34, Reply)

Crikey!
His face looks poorly 'shopped onto a fat guy's body.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:35, Reply)

Yeh right...
but from planethiltron though.
( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:36, Reply)

links or it didn't happen loon
Evening all
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:37, Reply)

Yo Becky
Is it not from a fat celebs shop thing as seen here
www.newspip.com/p.asp?id=79&foto=9
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:38, Reply)

Look at the others...
planethiltron.com/

*squeezes Becky*
Hello darling!
( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:38, Reply)

Newspip is amusing me
With the teeny tiny cars gallery
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:41, Reply)

Hallo Peeps!
Another bullshit working day!

How are we all this evening?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:42, Reply)

Squeezes back
Hello my lovely C

*buggers off again to write stuff up*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:44, Reply)

Link
Here is where I got that from.

I too would rather think it's a photoshop, as I happen to like him as an actor.

It was disturbing, though. Almost as disturbing as this one.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:44, Reply)

Beekers!
I'm just tidying things up here in the office and then I'm off for a couple of beers with Wookiee, so my day's certainly improving fast!
( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:44, Reply)

*flexes at clendrix*
Nice one!

I would get some beer in but I would be sat drinking in the house on my own and that's just sad :S

Still, shall be 100 hours since my last cig in the next few hours:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:47, Reply)

PICKLEFACE!
*huggles* How's you?

Ooh congrats on the non smoking!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Oi BK
I am looking forward to cracking a bottle of wine this evening. Drinking alone is not sad, it's... ummm... a traditional relaxation technique.

Edit: And congrats on your faglessness. Today is the five month anniversary of my last cigarette.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:49, Reply)

Badgerface!
*huggles*

Thanks you! I've got very little cravings, but a lot of withdrawal. Starting to cough shit up now!

@Light
5 months? Nicely done!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Aye aye
evening all. I has lapsed and bought wine.

On the spurious basis that it's almost the weekend.

I'm really crap at this willpower thing, even though I haven't bought wine since last weekend. Because we've gone through the scrumpy, Baileys, mead and ouzo that's still in the house :-/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:59, Reply)

Ah, but it's *wine*
A glass or two of wine in the evening, that's sophistamacated, that is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:01, Reply)

Evening spunkmonkeys!
And I mean that in the politest possible way :)

Can anyone tell me what Capt Hood-Butter's msg says? Opera Mini isn't forthcoming with mouseovers.

*nibbles*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:02, Reply)

@ No3l
It says; "You're a fucking pervert!"
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:03, Reply)

It says you are a fucking pervert.
Aren't we all on here?
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:03, Reply)

It says
'You're a fucking pervert' in large, friendly letters.

*EDIT* Fuck, beaten to it. Where's me wine gone?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:04, Reply)

@ Blouse
I would say yes!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:04, Reply)

@BK
Then I don't see what the problem is : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Thanks peeps
I just added my response.

In other news - GIANT ROBOT SHOOTS THINGS in Fallout 3... things just got interesting :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:06, Reply)

@ Blouse
No problem at all.

Plus, I'd rather be a fucking pervert, than a celibate one.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:07, Reply)

Evening all.
My friend High-vis Holly was going to come round for a cup of tea but she can't make it now.
I'm bored.
What shall I do with myself this evening?
( wanderlust, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:11, Reply)

Evening
I managed to get a child excluded today!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:13, Reply)

*returns*
I have chicken tika masala simmering on the hob. nom nom nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:14, Reply)

I've just bought
2 frozen pizzas but I have no room in the freezer. I'd better have them both!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Evening all
I actually left the house today, for a whole half an hour. Go me!

Are we all well here? I like your approach there BK. I say go for it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Smoked salmon, cream cheese and black pepper sandwiches for me.
Cos I'm refined, and that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:19, Reply)

Cheers PoD
I just misheard something on a news report on Gaza.

I thought they said there was a much-needed lol in proceedings that allowed precious aid to get through:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:20, Reply)

@Mrs Bin
What did the kid do? Nothing violent I hope!
( wanderlust, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Evening Mrs Bin
I remember one day in higher Graphic Communication, when another teacher came to our room to get a punishment form for a child, mostly as he had just glass papered another kids face.

That were some nice stuff, that were.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:24, Reply)

hehe
anyone else imagine graphic communication being drawing rude pictures to communicate?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:31, Reply)

TGB
Yes :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)

*waffles*
'ning all
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Hey Tourette's!
I'm not really surprised you do as well ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Evening all
I'm going out drinking later with some people I've not seen in, well, it could be more than a year. It's going to be a bit odd I think but I quite like catching up with people I've not seen in a while.

Only trouble is that I'm so tired I fully expect to fall asleep in what will be a very loud bar. 3 - 4 hours sleep a night all week hasn't been doing me any favours...

*yawns*
( Captain V, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Oh you are going out then V
*sulks*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Hey V
Enjoy!

I really want a drink, but I don't want the nicotine craving's that will go with it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:38, Reply)

heh
Googling "Paddington Bear hard stare" with quotes around gives over 500 hits for the phrase. Good to know.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:47, Reply)

@Beekers.
Your going to have to get used to drinking without a fag. You might as well start now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:51, Reply)

TGB
Why the sulking?

And hey BK! *manhugs*
( Captain V, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:51, Reply)

I thought you were going to stay in
and keep me company :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:52, Reply)

@ Blouse
True! I had 4 pints on Tuesday night without smoking and I'll be out tomorrow night, so I can do it:)

*snogs V in completely non-gay way*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Capt V
I LOVE your sig :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Sorry
went to have dinner.

The boy threatened a teaching assistant with a chair!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:54, Reply)

I'm sorry
But another friend rang to see if I was going out and I had to give in to all the peer pressure.

*snogs BK back*

@No3l I nicked it from the Bushisms article on the beeb.
( Captain V, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:55, Reply)

well fuck you V
I have giant chocolate buttons in the fridge. Oh yes. They will give me more enjoyment than you could
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:57, Reply)

@Mrs Bin.
I have a vision of a pupil holding a teacher at bay with a chair like a lion tamer.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Your not far off
He's only ten ffs.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:58, Reply)

*looks aghast*
It's you're!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Well done badge :)
V - I read that this morning - that was my favourite quote.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Hello
all you happy people :)
( Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Good evening fellow internet hippos
Don't deny it - everyone on the internet is fat. My boy says so, so it must be true; anyone who looks slim on their profile pics is clearly a photoshop whizz.

I myself am a gargantuan tub of lard with no social skills, as demonstrated by my greeting to you all.

How are we?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:02, Reply)

We are all happy....
We are also perverted and bad at grammar.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:02, Reply)

What the fuck
I swear I saw BGB's post directly under mine then refreshed and TGB has come between us!*

If I bring you 100 twixes as a birthday present will you forgive me?

*it is entirely possible that I've started hallucinating.
( Captain V, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Oh shit knickers
I just noticed that GB.

*hangs head in shame*
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:03, Reply)

I'm suddenly tempted
To make lots of deliberate spelling and grammatical errors in TGB's birthday card...
( Captain V, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:05, Reply)

BGB
Ah yes, I'd heard that.

I'd also heard that my boy was boasting about going abroad today.

Well, it's not true. He has a chronic fear of flying brought on by a nasty papercut he sustained as a 2 year old playing with a paper aeroplane.

He's really camping out in the front garden with a selection of cheap foreign lager, a battery powered stereo and a few Greek CDs for the ambience.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Yo SMG
will you be taking over insults from him on a full time basis while he's gone then?

V you love it when I come between you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Well there's no denying that

( Captain V, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Ah, the delightful Miss Badger
No. I am generally a figure of extreme politeness and really, brought my boy up to be better behaved than he demonstrates on here.

Unfortunately, he took the mantra 'if a thing is worth saying, it's worth saying a million times' a little bit too literally.

He may come across like a badly manufactured talking toy doll with a limited number of phrases, but his heart's in the right place.

In a box under the stairs...
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)

*eyes*
I'm watching you :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)

My apologies SMG
*wobbles an apology*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:14, Reply)

No need to wobble, Badger.
but I hear that motorboating is perfectly acceptable. In the right circumstances.

I'm being dragged off for a bit. there's a spider in JMG's tent that needs killing, apparently.

*sigh* A parent's work is never done. I'm coming, son, I'm coming! Be brave, daddy's nearly there...
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:16, Reply)

@Stair master Geordie.
Who knew an apple could fall so far from the tree.


Have I mentioned I'm on holiday from the end of next week. *glees*
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Why is everyone getting holidays?
*grumbles*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Evening you lovely people
I for one am not a pervert, I would just like to make that clear.

So how are you lot tonight?

EDIT BGB, going/doing anywhere/anyone nice?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)

I however
AM a pervert.

Glad we're all clear about that.
( Captain V, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:25, Reply)

V
I should coco.

I say I'm not a pervert, but there are several people tat would beg to differ!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)

@Her dok.
Yes to everything.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)

@ Blouse
I've got a week off the last couple of weekends in January! Back up to Scotland I think!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I'm back.
The silly sod, it wasn't a spider at all. It was a bunch of pubes matted together with a blob of spunk.

I've confiscated his Grattan's catalogues and told him that it's flaps closed by nine or there'll be no ovaltine.

Kids, eh? Pfff.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:28, Reply)

flaps
*sniggers*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:29, Reply)

@BK
You'll be at the York bash though?

I was going to bring a sleeping bag for when you drop off at the pub. *grin*
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:30, Reply)

What are these 'bashes' that everyone keeps banging on about?
Do you all get together in a darkened room and knock one out or something? Whilst lying to each other?

Or are they something much more sinister?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:33, Reply)

@ Blouse
I am indeed!

Looking forward to it! Was going to drive down with Miss Tulip but I don't think she can make it now.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:35, Reply)

BGB
Excellent, I hope you have a real good time.

Bashes are far more sinister SMG, far more!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)

From what I can tell
That's pretty much bang on, SMG. That's why I've put my name down for one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:36, Reply)

@BK
Tulip not coming?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


*Goes emo and writes a poem on the misery of life*
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:39, Reply)

LOL
It must be something in the air with this weeks QOTW. I've just logged onto my wargame and someone's created a game called "Not Billable Time".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:39, Reply)

More sinister?
Do tell.

Do you send along lithe, fit and sun-kissed stunt doubles to detract from the fact that you are all pasty, wobbling interweb geeks with no social skills?

I know I would.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:41, Reply)

@ Blouse
I know! She has to work that weekend!

I'm seeing her for lunch and stuff for a couple of days through the week but she's gutted she can't make the bash.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Drops in briefly
yeah, we can't make the York bash either now.

Fiscally embarrassed. 'tis a shitter and no mistake.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:43, Reply)

@ Davros
Noooooooo!!!!!!

That sucks!
Was nice catching up with you the other week though!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I'm not hanging out with poor people anymore.
They always let you down.



*sniff*
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Indeed Beekers
And it isn't that long until the Edinbash, so I can wait.

We did consider getting the last train back for York, but it's at 10:40, and there's no way I would be able to tear myself away at that time.

*EDIT* sorry BGB. I don't intend to be poor beyond February, if that's any consolation.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Mmmmmmm
Edinbash.

Edinburgh will never be the same again!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)

It's ok Davros.
I can't make the Edinburgh bash so were even : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:51, Reply)

There you go again...
Talking about 'bashing'.

You people have no shame whatsoever, you know that?

Apologies for my last comment though. 20 seconds in a tent with my boy and his attitude tends to rub off on you. It's the confined space that does it.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Oh dear
One has killed the thread. I believe there is a hat for this sort of thing?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:55, Reply)

*hands hat*
I may be a bit small for your head though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Aaaaah
but which head..?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:02, Reply)

If that hat
Goes anywhere near your nob, I'm going to burn it and you SMG, or I may just burn JMG for the fun of it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Burn away Dok
It's cold outside and I confiscated his duvet. he could use the warmth.

Plus he's a geordie, so as hard as rock. It'll just be like minor sunburn to him.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:12, Reply)

*looks out thermite*
I'll be back in a minute then!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:13, Reply)

OK Dok
Head straight up the A1 and follow the signs for Cruddas Park when you get to Newcastle.

But lock your car doors, or they may get stolen.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:15, Reply)

I'd planned on hitching to the Edinburgh bash
but it's only a couple of weeks before my big hitch-hike begins so I don't think I'll be able to spare the funds :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:16, Reply)

No3L
I think there may be the opportunity to car share with some. Bill and ethelred, possibly (ancrenne is sharing as well I think).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:20, Reply)

No3L
Not coming to the EdinBash, Nooooooooooooo.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:20, Reply)

112?
Go me.

Literally. I'm off for a bit.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I say
we take off and nuke the hat from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Actually
as much as that helps, it might be good to hitch-hike up. I thought it was a bit later in April than that... I'll be leaving for the costal hitch-hike four weeks after the bash. It'll be good practice to hitch there and back.

Screw it. I'm coming!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I really think
you should.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Yay for no3l

( Captain V, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Yay No3L
Chains, Launch it into space, wait on it's re-entry and then nuke the site from orbit. Now that's the only way to be sure!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Yay for me!
How exciting! I'm going to bed now... gonna take my map book with me and plan my route to Scotland :)

Night funsters!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:36, Reply)

I favour
a light dusting with antimatter then push it into a pocket black hole then push that into a quantum probability sink.

That's the only way to be uncertain as to whether it ever happened in the first place.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Chains
Are you a bit of a physicist then?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Not really
but I do love me some fancy technobabble.

Edit: I spent a good minute agonising over quantum probability something.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Technobabble is good.
I use it a lot at work, to frighten people!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Threaten to push them into a quantum probability sink
And advise them that not only will they wish they'd never been born, they will actually have never been born.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Not only that
But also this thread will never have existed (apparently)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:33, Reply)