Right you granny-fuckers!
You'd better insult me. Insult me good, right fucking now!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:10, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't.
You're too lovely : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I shall insult you by refusing to reply.












fuck
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Why don't you just fuck off

back up your arse you cum gargling fuck puppet.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:25, Reply)

bgb, clendrix...
:)

Ape: who let you out, you jizz- quaffing rectum-burglar?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:27, Reply)

BGB
No he's not.
He's cancer of the womb. He's a fly sniffing around a hairy, sweaty, shitty arse crack. He's an AIDS ridden, sheep fucking, jizz gobbling wankstain.
( wanderlust, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:27, Reply)

you've got
a silly name
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Ooh, that's pretty fucking close to the bone, lusty!
You udder-fondling, collapsable spunk tank.

Edit: Horace - that hurts, dude. Especially coming from someone named after a 1980s skiing computer game character.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:33, Reply)

I'd like to add
that you are an ass-spelunker
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:40, Reply)

I'm the hero of an ELO classic track
so you can't even google right
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I know.
It did take a while for us to retrieve the oxygen tank and associated pipes and fittings from your gaping ring, eh Vipros?

And google!? I'll fucking google you in a minute!

www.bioeddie.co.uk/Spectrum/hskiing.htm
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:44, Reply)

You win .....
the pedantic tiny cock award and the what the fuck are you doing starting a good insulty thread just when everyones going home you twat badge. Well done
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:51, Reply)

And this from the guy
who runs a charity called Wanking for Wellbeing!

....

...hang on, I think I misread that...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:51, Reply)

Hah!
I'll decide when I start a thread, you graft-having, knob-gobbling, Radio 3-loving, freckled lemur-fucker.

Allo Loon! Wanking's great for the wellbeing. Ask your mom.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:04, Reply)

erm
your mum?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:27, Reply)

Hey No3l
Errrr, you cunt.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:36, Reply)

Oh great.
Chirpy baby bluebell and her wonderfully happy ways.

And BK... is that the best you can do? Erm... good. I've always seen you as a nice, respectable chap.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:43, Reply)

"chirpy baby bluebell"?
well FUCK YOU then
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:44, Reply)

@ No3l
That's because I am nice and respectable.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:49, Reply)

And you
Baby bio-munching, cute-face-having, attention-seeking theatre-monkey.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:50, Reply)

you never get your round in
and you cant hold your beer.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:51, Reply)

You
are a congenital defect resulting from the congealed spunk of baldmonkey and JMG after they had a two's up with your mum in a back alley in Slough.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:51, Reply)

and you
you walking wonky donkey fucker
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:52, Reply)

@tulip
That's a good one!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:00, Reply)

i am lead to believe
that you are so fat, that if you were to jump in the air, you would get stuck
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:06, Reply)

mictoboy almost wins
despite being a ginger-festooned anal-plunder-monkey.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:19, Reply)

So mictoboy wins the beardy challenge and the insult me challenge.
Is there no end to his talents?
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Was there ever a final count on the beard-off
honeybunch? :)

And I said 'almost'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:38, Reply)

no3l
your rancid face lost, even though part of a beard covered your deformed drooling fizzog
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Halfy
Yo' mizzle's vazzle is like an infinizzle singulizzle, fo' shizzle.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:47, Reply)

what?
if you could communicate in english then I might be offended by that.

ps you are so fat your mum lobs a dozen burgers into your orbit for you to graze on during the day
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:55, Reply)

baldmonkey
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Steady on Mime
There's no call for that sort of language. What if children were reading?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Argh!
*grabs chest*
*wheezes*
*checks for blood*
*chuckles*
*rolls eyes*

Nice try, funkychunkyhunkyspunkygunkyclunkypunkyjunkiemonkey.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:15, Reply)

it has come to my attention, young no3l
that you are an onion-eyed, incestuous cancer, with a stupid haircut
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:18, Reply)

You could well be right there
you less-than-fragrant buttockular pustule.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:31, Reply)

You've all got funny haircuts
you feculent inbred mamelukes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:35, Reply)

And it would be remiss of me
to not bring this to your attention: The Haunted Vagina.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Right.
Being a lightweight early-getting-up punk bitch, I'm going to bed.

Feel free to carry on without me, you hobo-shagging, TB-embracing, repugnant gaggle of spoon-bending chuffmonglers.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Insulting people for the sake of it gets old
This has been done a few times before.

Morons.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Thanks for the intelligent ironic critique there.
As much as I was messing about before, I really mean this from the heart of my bottom.

Fuck off.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 2:11, Reply)

I like this thread, Off Topic needs more of this
you bunch of fanny warts.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 8:08, Reply)

:(
I can't insult you.

Insulting people is mean.
What if I hurt your feelings??!
I don't like hurting peoples feelings.

Oh well. Fuck the lot of ya if you think that's a bad thing. I try to be nice. *try* being the emphasized word there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)

*wink*
You still managed an insult :)

And noone hurt my feelings... apart from Elvis a little bit, but he's a tired, cynical pisshead with no sense of humour, so I brushed it off.

Do your worst, vamp!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:09, Reply)