Seeing as no-one else has yet....


Come and tell all about your cock, or otherwise.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:19, 115 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Heh
Morning K. Nice effort there :)

How's you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Second!
Morning all, are we all good this morning, I am.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:24, Reply)

Good morning chaps
I'm glad it's Friday. It seems to have been a very long week. I'll be making the most of the weekend, I think.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:26, Reply)

I'll be great til two
but I'm wearing a shirt, and that can only mean one of three things.

And I'm not due in court, or going to a wedding.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:27, Reply)

Is it
that you've run out of t-shirts?

Or you're driving this afternoon?

Or an important meeting?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:29, Reply)

Hmmm no.
The other thing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:31, Reply)

Oh
Is it a funeral then? That's crap. I was at one yesterday.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:33, Reply)

No3L
You're going to a funeral?

If you are sorry, and condolences.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:34, Reply)

Ah y'know
It's pretty rubbish, but it'll do me good to go.

It's a bit odd though - I'm feeling more for this chap than I did for my grandma or cousin *shrugs*

Anyway, yeah. That's at two, so I can still be a thundering cock til then :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:43, Reply)

Hope the funeral goes as well as a funeral can no3l
And morning to you all. I've got a "communications meeting" this afternoon. I can't say I've ever had a meeting where communication didn't take place... Something tells me the people running the meeting are either a bit thick or couldn’t be arsed to think of something more sensible to call it.

Still, it’s an hour or so out of my day and will bring me a bit closer to my holiday =]
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:46, Reply)

I was going to open with a blistering salvo
of insults. But given what Number 31 is doing I will restrict myself to a simple Good Morning.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Morning V
If the meeting organisers can't even be arsed to think of a decent title for the meeting, it's going to be a waste of time, I reckon.

Like most meetings, in my experience.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:48, Reply)

Morning V & Al
I've been im many meeting that didn't involve communication V, far to many.

Good restraint there Al.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:51, Reply)

Morning all...
Sorry to hear you're off to a funeral No31... hope it goes well for you. I'm just thanking my lucky stars I have managed to get through this week without killing anyone!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:55, Reply)

I think the most likely reason
Is that it's some sort of meaningless business lingo that the person(s) organising the meeting have been using for so long that they don't consider the complete lack of useful meaning.

Small meetings (approx' 5 people) seem to be fairly worthwhile around here. Tiny ones (2 people) are most effective though. This is an en mass thing from one of the directors to tell us about last year's performance and the plans and expectations for the year ahead. It's going to be a snorefest.

:edit: @Dok What were you doing if you weren't communicating? Was this "meeting" simply an excuse to lock yourselves in a room and have a covert orgy?
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 8:56, Reply)

V
People were talking but not really saying anything!

I've just used my Super Tech Powers to fix a PC here, it wouldn't boot, I gave it a kick! It seems to be working now.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Funerals are great fun, they're a total hoot and a real laugh.
This coming from the guy who didn't have the courage to attend his close friend's cremation around ten years ago, and has regretted it ever since.

Good morning cheerful people!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:09, Reply)

I went to a similar meeting once
Hooked in with the lure of free food. I've never slept so well!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Dok
In my experience that's what a lot of people do most of the time.
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Couldn't lend me some of
your super tech powers over here and tell me if people make 1TB IDE hard drives and whether or not I'm stupid to get one?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Morning vagflaps.
The guests on Ricki Lake this morning are addicted to shopping.
One man spent $150 on a Mariah Carey CD. What a cockend.
He should have just gone to ASDA.
( wanderlust, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Jim
I'd be shocked if you can get one myself.

Morning Lusteh.
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:22, Reply)

But Lusty
I'd pay top dollar for Mariah Carey's Clitoral Discharge.

See what I did there?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Morning Lusty
What a twat... Mariah Carey?? Anyways. Bert, what did you get a warning for?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Captain V
cheers. I've found a 500GB one, and that should be enough. I've got so many hard drives knocking around at the moment.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Jim
Yup there make those now, well they're more SATA and the like. If the machine can only use IDE get a USB external one.

Lusty, *hugs*

Was the CD made of WIN, or gold, because it would of had to have been!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Incitement to riot
I was stirring things up and got told off by a grumpy teenager.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I did see what you did there Bert!
It was very clever.
Well done.
( wanderlust, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:28, Reply)

If 500gb is enough and you don't have SATA
I'd stick with an IDE drive. The reduced bandwidth of the usb interface would put me off although I can't say I've any experience using external hard drives.

*waits for Sam to turn up and give proper answers*
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Thank you very much
I try very hard to keep you all happy.

Although I'm a little misguided at times, you sexy people.

Captain V, that sounds like Star Trek talk to me, it's all about algorithms, re-routing the power from the observation deck and flux capacitators, isn't it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Damn straight you're misguided
My arse cheeks did not approve of the prodding from your shrivelled member. Your aim is fantastically poor.

:edit: I've never really watched any Star Trek. I'd probably like it but I fear becomming a trekkie so think best to avoid exposure to that risk.
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:31, Reply)

It's not my fault
it lollops where it wants to lollop.

I used to watch it when it was on BBC2 after the Simpsons, but after a while I realised that the storylines were just repeats of each other with different aliens.

It was cack.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:32, Reply)

V
I use both USB and Firewire external drive, and I've never had any problems with the data transfer rates, but it would depend on what you were planning on doing with it.

Data is fine, video, not so good, you need a fast drive for that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:34, Reply)

I like going for fast drives
but my car tops out at 100.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Aye
For stuff like word processor files, spreadsheets, music etc. it'd be fine but I don't expect himjim has 1TB worth of those kinds of files!
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Morning, fuckers!
Finally got around to drawing up another shitty comic!

I heard you got a warning Bert, tough break. I'm glad to see you've taken it all on board though, and are choosing to live an honest, chaste life.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:42, Reply)

It'll most likely be
a terrabyte of porn. He's b3tan.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Morning Lab
Comic = win

That is all.
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:45, Reply)

184gb
at last count Bert.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Himjim
Is it neatly organised and cataloged by actress and acts performed?

I like it when people do that, makes my life easier ;)

Cheers Captain V!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Lab, that comic was great!
Best yet, I'd say.
Maybe that's because it's a bit more "general" than the work-based ones?
I like it lots, yay!
( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:51, Reply)

It's fairly neatly organised.
The more unusual stuff is stored deep in my pr0n folder. My favourites are close to the top.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Morning
*rubs eyes*

Lordy I'm out of practice. I went to the pub last night for the first time in about 2 months. I'm completely fucked this morning. Even my eye bags have eye bags.

So, erm, yeah. You cunts. 'Specially Bert. I had his mum you know. She was rubbish.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Cheers Kaol!
Yeah, I've decided to move away from workplace humour somewhat. The comic was only ever something for me to send to some colleagues, but now I actually enjoy making them, and am thinking about creating a proper webcomic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:53, Reply)

@Lab
You mean like C:\Pron\Briana Banks Blowjobs

C:\Pron\Briana Banks anal

C:\Pron\Kiddie
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Lab
The comic is ace, it made me officelol!

Jebus Crispy V, I've got more than 1Tb of normal files, and most of them are Word documents!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Thanks Dok!
Exactly like that Bert.

I've seen all those examples on peoples' computers
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:57, Reply)

I think you should go for it Lab,
I like it!

Anyway, I've gotta do a fire drill.

Prize for the person that guesses nearest to the time that it takes for 70 people to all make it to the Fire Assembly Point.
( Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Work related or personal?
I'd assumed jim was looking for a drive for work (not sure why) and NOBODY does that much work =p

:edit: Hang on, over 1TB of mostly word docs? *is baffled*
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)

That's terrible
I dread to think of the kind of things you've seen, it'd probably turn all of our stomachs and make us think twice about making maddie jokes.

Gaz me some?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Kaol
3 Minutes and 48 seconds!

V None of mine is work related, and very little are pictures or video.

EDIT V I write paper based games for fun, never play them mind you. I also compile info for myself into handy single sources, I also have tons of txt books!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Bert
I was waiting for the punchline ;)

No nasty stuff this month, just boring stuff and people being stupid. And 'home movies'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Dok you're breaking my mind here
I can't comprehend having that many word documents of a personal nature.

Unless it's your porn collection encoded into text in an attempt to thwart Lab. Then I'd understand.

:edit: *sigh* Slow replying and Dok edits in the answer before I post the question! I prefer the idea of a text encoded porn collection though.
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I was being serious though
you've probably seen things none of us would ever want to.

Home movies?

*deletes videos of himself and his ex from phone*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Morning all
What's all this warning lark about Burt? Did you sex someone you shouldn't have?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:10, Reply)

V
You have found my secret, I've done that for so long now I no longer see the code. All I see now is blonde, redhead, brunette!

EDIT V I'm just running about ten minutes fast today!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:10, Reply)

PoD
I was slagging you off, and all the mods dived in to defend you.

It was a tough fight, but in the end we agreed that you were ok, just as long as I could still push your shit back in.

*pushes*
*pushes real good*
;)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Ah the matrix
*enjoys his surname*

It's a shame my colleague with the surname Smith is now in Sweeden. Our greets over the phone were rather predicable but always made us laugh.

*remakes the matrix as he sees fit*
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Berty
I don't do mobile phone forensics, so you're safe there ;)

Anyway, enough of that! My MD is on my comic internal mailing list (he requested to join), and i've just realised that my accompanying email contains a lot of references to penii (the accepted pluralisation of 'penis').
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:17, Reply)

V
You are after all.

Only human!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Safe? Even though she's dressed as Maddie
and I'm dressed as Mrs McCann, chasing her around with a frying pan?

I'm sure your MD will be ok with it, anybody who deals with the police must love cock.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Ah, Bert
And there was me expecting a serious response for some reason. Silly me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:21, Reply)

*dives inside Dok*
What on earth is this doing in here?!
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:22, Reply)

*enjoys*
Why what have you found?

Hi PoD, how are things going?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Things are overly work filled, Dok
And I need to pack today for going back up to uni. I have far too much crap lying about my room. And I don't mean that kind of crap.

How's the less smoking thing going?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Bert
That's perfectly normal. Everyone's doing it now, it became the popular thing after the ginger one in Sex and the City did the same thing in their insipid movie.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Morning All
well I've had a productive sick day.

I've been to the supermarket, cleaned the bathroom and changed the bed sheets.

How are we all today?


*edit* sorry Bert - you bunch of cock munchers.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Silly you indeed, PoD
I just didn't want to repeat myself, sorry.

I was being naughty, got told off, end of.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:29, Reply)

It's going good
I've not had one yet today. My body is trying to adjust itself back to normal and keeps dumping shit-loads of chemicals into my system. So I'm feeling like today is dragging and that I'm running about 10 minutes in the future!

Hi Mrs Bin, you not so poorly now then?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Maddy
And a Russian Tzar with his head lopped off.

Very strange.
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Shhhhhhh!
I'm going to make a fortune with those two!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Not so bad at all Dok
and now I have taken enough penicillin that I am not contagious and allowed out in public.
I could have gone back to work today but the haed said to take today off as well to make sure I was back to 100% for Monday.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Mrs Bin
That's always the best thing to do, far too many people go back to work before they are completely better, you teachers are the worst for that! You take it easy and keep us company here, we can make you laugh!

*hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:42, Reply)

*keeps away from Mrs Bin*
I'm allergic to penicillin, it makes me die.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:43, Reply)

The hard drive
is for home, for my media server.

I nicked a PC from work and have been doing it up recently. USB won't do as it'll be streaming stuff to my laptop through the network.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Jim
Then use many fast IDE drives, or a small SAN!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I was planning
on getting an array? Is that the technical term?

Anyway, it's a box with 4 250gb 7200rpm in it.

Or something like that.

Edit: Thanks for everyone's input.

I shall give some pr0n to everyone.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I like all of the TLAs that are flying around at the moment
mind if I add a few?

BUM WLY FUK NOB COK FNE VAG SUK SEX

TLAs being three-letter abbreviations
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Thanks jim
*fwaps*
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Excellent
now, back to the revolution.

Or something.

*shhhh*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:03, Reply)

TLA
is an acronym not abbreviation. Sorry

I've stopped doing stuff now Dok.
Daytime TV FTW

*edit* I've just re read what you wrote. I thought you said that TLA was a three letter abbreviation.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Morning all!
himjim - a USB drive should be fine attached to a server streaming things across the network, provided it's 7200rpm USB 2.0 (or preferably Firewire, as this is faster in real world situations)...

PATA (IDE) should also be fine, but I'd stick to larger numbers of smaller drives as Dok says. I've never seen a PATA drive larger than 500GB either.

You can get PCI SATA cards for about 15 quid though, which should also allow you to do RAID and such. Probably the best option, SATA drives are pretty cheap these days.

Or you could go for one of the four drive Buffalo NAS, they're pretty decent, although more expensive than rolling your own, particularly if you've already got a computer. It won't need to be very fast or anything.

I've got plans for a RAID server but need the funds to do it :(

(across various drives I have about 7TB of data, you lot are amateurs :P)

My new test bed machine has arrived today, so I'm playing with Windows 7 all day. Beats working!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:06, Reply)

7TB :O
Good lord. I've been meaning to do this for ages.

It's lack of storage that's been keeping me from adding to it!

Bloody tempted to get a 30gb solid state drive to boot 7 from. You got any opinions on it yet?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Nope, it's still installing!
SSD are so expensive to buy into. And 30GB will barely be big enough for 7, it needs 16GB just for the OS, then you've got the swap file, and whatever software you want to install...

I thought 12GB for Vista Home Premium & Office 2k7 was bloated!

Edit: I actually haven't read anything much bad about 7, hence wanting to try it (and making my boss pay for a dedicated machine, although he doesn't know that). I can't stand Vista, I only use XP, but 7 is supposed to be much less annoying. Apparently they've got rid of Classic view mode though :(

I do a lot of audio work and some video stuff, hence the amounts of storage I use. One five minute song in 24bit/96kHz multitrack with loads of alternate takes etc can easily be 10GB. And that's before you get to my ridiculously large music & porn collections...!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Mrs Bin
You were right the first time, I meant to say acronym, silly me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Geek threadkilling
:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:28, Reply)

It's like that Steve Coogan sketch in here....
At 11.24, no-one posted.
At 11.25, no-one posted.
At 11.26, no-one posted.
At 11.29. someone posted.

*sticks his own trunk up his anus*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I M T D S N I N V U
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Ur all ghey

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Yep
That's true. *flounces*
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I would've posted
But I'm too busy trying to find drivers to get everything working on 7...

First impression is it isn't as sluggish as Vista, although I've installed it on a pretty decent computer. Got a spare P4 with Intel GMA graphics to try it on as well (that should be fun!)

Not liking the lack of classic Start Menu and the gay Apple rip off dock/taskbar thingy, but definitely spotted a few improvements over Vista so far.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Right
I'm now back from doing crap work.

*happies*

Mrs Bin, daytime TV is ok only when you don't have to watch too much of it!

Jim fast small drives are the way forward, and they are relatively cheap! I'm about to do somethinf similar with an older mac that I have lying about.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Lets all move to Peru
news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090114/od_nm/us_court
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Peru FTW
They also have mountains, with snow on them!

I think we should start a B3ta outpost on Peru now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:10, Reply)

And bears
in blue duffel coats.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:11, Reply)

True K2
I'd forgotten that Pooh came from Darkest Peru!

Old age doesn't come itself, you know.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Is it not Paddington, Dok?
Pretty sure it isn't Pooh.

*procrastinating from packing*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:13, Reply)

You're all fuckers you know.
But, i'm pretty close to confirming my attendance at teh scottish bash in order to tell each and every one of you to your face that you are in fact a fucker.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Al
I look forward to that.

Providing I can go, and providing i can find accommodation.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Er, Dok
PoD's right. It is Paddington.

You now have to go and write me a 5000 word essay on Children's Television of the 1970s.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Pah
I hate my brain, Poh, was made by AA Milne wasn't he, and he came from 100 Acre Wood. Yes it was Paddington that came from Peru!

My defense for getting it wrong is that I didn't watch a lot of TV in the 70s, I was mostly out playing with my friends!

Do it Al, then we can all spank you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Lab you're coming whether you like it or not
Everybody is. Except Bert. He's a cunt.
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Childrens television in the 1970s
in the 1970s, back when the world was only just invented, a magical box in the corner of the living began displaying images and sounds designed to sync together and entertain people between the ages of 4 and 10. These moving pictures and strange sound entranced a young K2k6 to the point that he was unable to function properly in the real world unless his groin was frantically humping the screen.

The End.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Pooh
I always used to wonder why the donkey had such an odd name - Eeyore.

It was only once I got a bit older I realised that the southern English pronunciation of it is ee-aw. Whereas -ore and -aw are very distinct sounds in my accent!

For the same reason, I remember watching a kids' telly programme which invited the viewers to pick out words which rhymed with each other.

On of the pairs was 'door' and 'saw'. Doesn't work hereabouts!

I find this sort of thing quite interesting. Sorry if I'm boring you.

Edit@Al - have you been spying on me, you bastard?

*wipes jizz off monitor*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:27, Reply)

And again true K2
I'd never thought about that till you mentioned it.

Lab, Even I've got a place to stay, you have to come, or we'll hunt you down and drag you up there!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:30, Reply)

NSFW
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post347791
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:33, Reply)

K2 I find that quite fascinating
I'm trying to work out how door and saw could be pronounced such that they don't rhyme. I'm thinking door would be more duhr?
( Captain V, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:40, Reply)

@V
Door is a bit like doh-urr, but all as one syllable, and with the oh sound made at the front of the mouth and the r heavily pronounced.

Likewise, the phrase 'law and order' would be pronounced phonetically in Scots, without adding in extra rs where they don't exist and missing them when they do - 'lawr-an-aw-dah' in Southern British English.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:28, Reply)

EDIT Nobody's posted here for ages, have I broken HSH?

Double EDIT It's been more than an hour now, what happened, where did everybody go?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Two and a half hours!
Where is everybody?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:02, Reply)

i think they might be a bit upset.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Thread killer hat?
I don't think that's enough this time. I think it needs to be accompanied by the thread killer pony-boy harness and the thread killer horsetail butt-plug. And for a thread killing of this magnitude Bert, it's going in sandy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I really didn't mean to
I'm sure normal service will resume when I go home.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Fuck off then.
You lacklustre fellatrix you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Don't wanna.
I'll be going home in a minute.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:07, Reply)