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Get UP you lazy cunts
well -quails-
Maybe that was a bit harsh.
I'm sorry. I love you all I really really really do! I swear!
I'm just bored and lonely and Australian and all the fun people are in the bloody UK! get UP - I wants to have entertaining conversations!
I don't have to work tonight! YAYS!

Whats on for your day over there you lot?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:35, 238 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Morning VC
I have to go to work in a bit. I'm trying to decide whether I have the energy to make sandwiches or whether to get something at work.

Monday mornings suck. I suppose it could be worse; at least I'm not hungover.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:07, Reply)

work!
I got out of work today! Yippee. I need to write an essay too - but that can wait.

What do you do at work Chains?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:09, Reply)

Special Projects
Further details are Restricted.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:22, Reply)

ahaha
that just makes me want to know MORE.

god dammit.
So it's restricted with a Capital R? Ok then.

I vote buy something for lunch at work by the way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:27, Reply)

I made curry last night
Enough for five servings. So that's lunch sorted for the next couple of days.

Today I will mostly be working in a quiet office and dossing here, then taking a long walk home to work on a Web site and get an early night. I might play some Tiberium Wars if I so fancy.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:44, Reply)

Omg my manager has converted me!
I love curries and chillies!
I used to hate them!

Sounds like a nice day No3l.

/laughs. bet you thought he turned me straight didnt you? haha :p Gotcha.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:46, Reply)

I didn't like spicy food
until I was eighteenish. I'm addicted to chilis now.

I'm converting daughter too.

Edit: to spicy food.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:52, Reply)

G'morning
I rarely eat anything that isn't spicy now, food tastes too bland when it doesn't have a bit of a kick to it.

What's upsetting is that 90% of the Thai restaurants I've been to in the UK tone the spice down. I got used to proper, full spice Thai food in Thailand, and now I have to pay ten times the price to get something with a fraction of the kick/taste.

Thankfully my Da' cooks amazing Thai food ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 7:57, Reply)

Morning Lab
I know what you mean, although I've tried to ration my chili intake for fear of not finding my favourite foods interesting without that kick. But I'm still getting through one standard bottle of tabasco a week, and a few fresh chilis.

VC - if this is gonna be a home thread, stick an image up :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:00, Reply)

sorry folks
the picture is up.

And I love nothing more then Singapore noodles with *stacks* of chilli sauce in it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:06, Reply)

Oh VC
How'd the date go?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:08, Reply)

Mornings all
Evening V-Cat.

There's a Mexican restaurant hereabouts to which my parents took my sister for her birthday last year, so I was there too. Having been in numerous good Mexican restaurants in he US, I was expecting it to be good.

It was actually quite good, but it was also very bland. I had to cut up the chillis on the garnish and mix them in just to get a bit of kick into the food!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:18, Reply)

it went pretty well I think
Just hung around at her place with her housemates and watched "don't mess with the Zohan" and ate KFC. Just really relaxed. it was nice.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:20, Reply)

Good to hear it VC!
Good morning K2, hope you're well today!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:23, Reply)

I have arrived at work
@VC: I do things. Things for the government. Security things.
While I do like spicy food, I've avoided needing it hot. I like regular food too much. Although, baked beans on toast seems pretty bland without added chilli and garlic and herbs.
edit: damn predictive text.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:24, Reply)

oooo
sounds pretty cool Lic.

K2 - I think the only mexican food I've ever had was this amazing chilli and bean salsa with nachos. And tacos. that's it.

Lab - Yes. She's nice. I like her a lot. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:28, Reply)

Very well, thanks Lab
@V-cat - if you manage to visit the USA, it's full of really good Mexican restaurants. I assume it's because there's quite a large immigrant Mexican population, in the same way as we in the UK are spoiled for choice with Indian curry houses because we have quite a large Indian population here.

The rule about Mexican food though is that it's really all the same ingredients. The only differences are geometric. The topology of the meal varies, but the substance is the same!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:31, Reply)

sounds like asian food
all the same ingredients the only difference is topographic.

However. I still fucking love Asian food. Nothing makes me happier (foodwise at least) then a big tub of hot singapore noodles with veggie fried rice and vegetarian sushi.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:40, Reply)

Vegetarian sushi?
What's that then? Is it like little bits of pseudo-fish made from cabbages or something?

:-)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:49, Reply)

Work all day and revision all evening.
yay
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:50, Reply)

I guess it's
Just bits of cucumber, peppers and carrots in the rice, instead of lovely tasty fish.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Fish
tasty tasty fish.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:51, Reply)

ahaha
well I don't like seafood much.
my favourite sushi is like, vinegar rice, wasabi, chillies, capsicum, and avocado.

Nom nom nom
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:52, Reply)

Hello Sexy people
oh and Lab :p haha *snogs*

I'm the only person in my department which is great as I have no technical knowledge of the courses! ahahahahah!

*ges mad runs around office nakid*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:54, Reply)

I was going to say that Asian food doesn't have all the same ingredients
For example, a sagwala and a korma are quite different. Then I remembered that foreign types say Asian when they mean Oriental.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 8:57, Reply)

What did you think
of Don't Mess With the Zohan? I thought it was pez. I like Adam Sandler but he's so hit and miss sometimes. I loved The Waterboy, Big Daddy and Click (although that's mostly because Christopher Walken is all kinds of hot), but I hated Zohan and Little Nicky.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Morning TGB!
Ooo, Asian vs Oriental, I had a debate with my tattooist and his wife about this (while being tattood).

She claimed that Oriental was a mildly offensive term, and the correct term was Asian. The tattooist and myself said Asian included, well, all those from Asia, while Oriental refers to China, Japan, Thailand etc.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:00, Reply)

ooops
sorry. Yes I did mean oriental. Here we just say asian because we're counted as being part of Australasia. Indian food is not asian - it's Indian here.
I love indian food too actually.

EDIT: Zohan is full of shit. That said it still makes me laugh. And Hi Kitty and TGB.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Oh yeah
forgot to say guten morgan to everyone, how very rude of me!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:04, Reply)

Click was good
I agree Adam Sandler is very hit and miss. I love Happy Gilmore though :)
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Morning Kitty
Adam Sandler is very hit and miss, there are much better comedy actors.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Will Ferrall from Elf.
now he is a *great* comedy actor.

Robin Williams is my Idol in the comedy genre though. Mrs Doubtfire was fucking awesome.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:11, Reply)

I work on the basis
That since we're speaking English, what the English say is by definition correct. Where colonials say things differently that's because they're descended from either religious fanatics (the US) or convicts (Oz).
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Robin Williams is
either brilliant (Good Morning Vietnam)or oh my fucking god I'm going to rip out my eyes bad (Patch Adams)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Will Ferrell
is an unfunny cunt. Bleh.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:13, Reply)

EXCUSE ME.
I am no convict thank YOU! nor are any of my family.
I am a proud first generation Australian. My whole dad's side is dutch and my mum's side is from the UK.

Just because I live here doesn't make me a convict. /sniffs and wipes eyes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Well TV
Implies that if you live in Oz, you're a mean son of a bitch convict
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:20, Reply)

Hi Folks
How are you lot today?

I'm eating cheese on toast for my breakfast, ad will spend the rest of the day traveling home. this makes me sad :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:21, Reply)

oh of course
I forgot. If it's on TV it *must* be true. By the way - my initials are TV. Just a fun fact.

And Hi Dok!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Did you have a good weekend
full of sexehtiem Dok? :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Mornin chaps and chapesses
Just thought I'd quickly whore my Valentine's themed post before I set off to work in case you missed it.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Sorry VC
I just came over all Daily Mail for a moment.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Moanings
alls.

I has mys new car! wooples :-)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:27, Reply)

One of the less
disturbing things you've wrote Spakka so have a click on that count :p

What car Ethel? Although if it's not a duck car I probably don't care that much
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Hi red and spakka
Glad to see you're both going well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Mornin' people.
How's it going?

I had a dull-as-fuck family party yesterday, which was... Well, crap.

Standard week, but I've got an awesome weekend to look forward to.
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I've got
moving day to look forward to next weekend. Joy. It's slightly marred by the fact that I can't take my pole with me as the ceilings in the new place are made of paper, so no more vertical acrobatics for me. This gives me a big sad.

EDIT: How self involved of me, what you up to Kaol?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Morning Kaol
Is that because you have a dull-as-fuck family?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Oh hell yeah Badger
Tons of sexyfuntiem ;)

But now I have to go home, and get some rest because I'm knackered.

Glad to see the date went well Vamp.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Kaol
you fucker! why didnt you just get stabby and comic book writey to relieve the boredom?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Good morning, good morning
Good morning special b3tans,
Good morning,
Good morning, to yoooooooou!

Ahem.

Hey folks.
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Because
he's rubbish? and full of epic fail :p

My dad asked me what I wanted for my birthday but it turns out I can't have a monster truck :( The big meanie
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Er...
It was one of those occasions where a load of people who I haven't seen for years were there, so I got the same damn questions over and over again.

"How's uni?" [I graduated a year and a half ago]
"How's (name of ex)?" [Not speaking at all]

So yeah... Boring!

/rant over.
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:45, Reply)

hey V
someone's perky this morning!
/grin
Take that any way you like.

TGB. What a load of bollocks. See if you can get a Tonka Truck instead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I don't actually want anything
except money as I have non of that, but my stepmum likes to buy me actual things so any suggestions. Vaguely sensible ones would be appreciated :p

Yo V you hyper little puppet
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:47, Reply)

but vaguely sensible presents
are no fun!

um.

A book you've been hankering after?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:48, Reply)

VC
I took it every way I like but not up the bottom because I don't like that.

I guess I am quite perky at the moment probably due to me being at my absolute favourite level of mania at the moment. Hopefully I'll just hang around here for a while without getting any more manic 'cause that'd be swell.

:edit: Dammit why is there a giant picture of a penis on the wikipedia page for smegma =[

:edit2: Why the fuck did I do an ":edit:" when I hadn't even made the post the first time around?! *sigh*
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:49, Reply)

*sings Manic Monday*

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Ah...
Wonderful manic-ness.
I could go for some of that right now.
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:51, Reply)

same here
I need a little mania in my life. I've sorta plateaued lately. just been zipping along on a medium :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I wish I could share the good parts of being bipolar sometimes
Because they're really good. Dealing with the aftermath of being seriously manic or being so depressed you stop eating/leaving your room/washing/talking to anybody isn't so fun.

Ah well, worse things have happened to better people and I'm taking my sister to ski on snow for the first time which will be awesome.
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Yeah, agreed.
Medium-level-ness is boring.
Better than feeling like crap, to be fair, but I'd rather be manic, all the time.
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I don't think I'm bipolar
but I do know what it's like to be that depressed. I've been there myself. I never ever ever want to be that low again. I've come so close to being back there a few times but I haven't yet gotten that low again.

Depression sucks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 9:58, Reply)

*sniffs*
Someone hasn't been washing anyway....
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Halfway through the morning
I got into work at 8 this morning so I can go at 4. Yay!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Depression is rubbish.
But I'll take it as a price to pay for manic-ness.
Even if not everyone else appreciates my being manic.

Anyway... Before mental health fun-ness kills the thread...
Did anyone do anything interesting at the weekend?
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I wouldn't wish full blown mania on anybody
If I'd been living perhaps as little as 5 years ago I'd have been sectioned for a month or two late last year but fortunately they have the resources to keep people as out patients in all but the most extreme of cases these days.

You don't want full blown mania. Hypomania maybe but not mania.

:edit: I went to the pub Friday night, watched films until 5am Saturday night and slept 'til 16:30 Sunday. Fun times!
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Ah... Sectioning...
*changes subject*

*whistles*
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I had a crap valentines day at work on saturday
and then spent the day with my gf on sunday watching Zohan and eating KFC and grossing out her housemates to the delight of everyone including the housemates. the housemates were male and immensely pleased to have found someone with humour as sick as theirs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Hmmmm
What should we talk about *strokes chin*

All I can think of is women and...sandwiches.
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Morning peeps
Just heard from the insurance co assessor, who confirmed that my car is a total loss write-off. I suspected as much, seeing as it was a good 2 feet shorter and the rear doors wouldn't open any more.

Bought myself a cheap runabout for the moment though until I find a suitable replacement for the beast.

On the bright side though, my only injury seemed to be 24 hours worth of dodgy shoulder, and that's it. It didn't interrupt any weekend sexehtiem, so that's all I cared about really.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Morning all
I worked this weekend, so nothing greatly interesting to note here. I also did a lot of work, for work. So even less interesting.

How was everyone elses weekends?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:06, Reply)

well I'm glad
that you're not hurt and that you've found a replacement car. Shame about your old one though. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Did you buy a metro Duckie?!
Please just say yes so I can imagine you did!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Morning
I'm still in my dressing gown drinking my morning tea!
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Valentine's day?
Well, I don't do that.
Although this year I actually kinda did. For the first time ever :\
Only kinda though.

So I spent Saturday with a friend, went cheap-as-hell clothes shopping, avoided buying myself a rapier, then watched a film about Evil Supernatural Nazis.
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:09, Reply)

TGB
You're right. It's a Metro.

Some might say that it looks more like a Ford Focus, but I know better...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Kaol
What film?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)

*imagines Duckie in a mini metro*
*falls about laughing*

Please say it's true!

:edit: Ford focus? Pah! Who's up for clubbing together, buying Duckie a metro and then vandalising his Ford so that he has to drive it?
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I made my own sandwiches today.
Normally I can't be arsed or I'm running late.
Garlic sausage and spinach with tomato, cucumber and dijonnaise.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:13, Reply)

hehehe
I bet it's a beige metro too!

I think you should sell me your focus for £35 when you're done with it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Outpost.
It was ok, surprisingly!
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Outpost
I've got that one it was quite good. I was surprised/
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I got the keys to my sexeh new place on Saturday
and my parents came to inspect it, but unfortunately they parked directly behind a car that had had all its windows smashed in so as first impressions go that wasn't the best....
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)

never heard of Outpost
something I should watch?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Kitty what neck of the woods
you moving to?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Kitty
That's never a good thing to happen. I had a mate that came round to visit me and had to park behind a car which had beem dumped and burnt out thenight before.

I had just been tlling them what a nice area it was.

If you like horror films, then I would say yes.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Er...
Film: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outpost_(2008_film)
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I fucking LOVE
horror films!

OMG! /runs out to buy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Salford Quays
But the building is near the edge of Ordsall estate, which is where the car was. We walked around the quays later and they were lovely so I think that made up for it. And we have a private gated car park with a posh remote thingy to get in so our car should be fine. Hopefully....!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Ooh
I've always wanted some remote controlled gates! I have simple dreams...

Quays sound nice though you can have lots of nice walks round there when the weather is nicer :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:38, Reply)

You just used "nice" three times
In one god-damn sentence...

*hurls thesaurus*
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)

what a nice
thesaurus, it's full of nice words and has a nice cover on it. How nice of you to lend me this nice book Kaol :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:43, Reply)

omg
TGB - you just made me want to claw my eyes out reading that. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)

The word
nice has just lost all meaning to me
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)

TGB
Whatever there once was between us is now over. I'm fighting tooth and nail in the divorce to keep Bill.
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)

V
That's not very nice
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)

But it's true
I'd divorce somebody due to over zealous use of the word nice.

Ok maybe I wouldn't but then I'd probably never marry such a person anyway
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Whoring
Hello again!

I have a new comic up at my site, so check it out!

*waves at everyone who's come in since he last posted*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Can I not have an allowance for it being Monday Morning?
How about if I change the sentence to

Quays sound picturesque though you can have lots of reaxing walks round there when the weather is more favourable :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Hmmmm, ok then
I wont divorce you but you still have to spend at least a week sleeping on the sofa.
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Am I allowed
company on the sofa?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:57, Reply)

*strokes the Mo*
haha you have quite big issues about people touching your hair lab :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I don't mind if people ask first
But when they just grab it I get offended.

Especially when they pull it "to see if it's real". I class that as assault.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Awh Lab!
You poor, tortured soul :(

*hopes he asked first*
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Lab
can I touch your hair on the top of your skull?

Please?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Only if the lights are on badger
I love how you felt the need to qualify what hair you wanted to touch VC! I wouldn't have worried though as we all know Lab keeps himself very tidy down there!

*is not sure where that came from*
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I believe you did Kaol
Yes VC, you may, and thanks for wording your request so precisely.

Edit: Captain V! How rude!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Lab
doesn't like body hair and I know he shaves at least the top half of his body :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)

TGB
Que? You 'know' this?
Oh, you don't mean the WHOLE top half of my body!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Yes darling
because you were showing us in the pub "See hair free!" you cried

Well obviously not your eyebrows and a bit of your head and whatever chin fluff you are cultivating at the time :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:16, Reply)

well I figured
if I wasn't so precise - I might get a bit more then I bargained for....

/touches the hair on top of Labs Skull.

Mmm. hairy. /cracks up laughing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Lab
The thought of you saying how rude is making me chuckle.
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Well, enough of that now TGB!
I was very, very drunk when I divulged that information, and I'm aware that some people really didn't want to know!

Captain V, I think it's best to picture me saying it in a C3PO voice ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)

If you
wear a kilt in edinburgh the challenge is to find out how low you go :p

*sniggers, runs away*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:23, Reply)

*joins in sniggering*
*searches for mirrors to fit to shoes*
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:24, Reply)

See?
This is why I'm nervous about wearing a kilt!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:24, Reply)

*grins*
You don't have to be nervous around little ole V and me!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)

No, you don't.
I shall be controlling V.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Hello Clenders
Am I that bad that I need a b3tan, of all people, to control me?

Actually, don't answer that.
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Woo Clendrix!
*looks down your top*
*has a grope*

Yup I can confirm your boobs are still there
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Can you control TGB as well?
I swear to God, if someone decides to lift my kilt up, I'll do something horrible!

Which likely will involve running away and crying.

Good morning Clendrix!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Clendrix
can control me any time she likes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Morning Lovelies!
V, you don't necessarily need someone to control you, but I think I might enjoy it.

Besides, you and Kaol? I see trouble unless a firm hand is taken to the situation. A firm and steady hand.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Oi!
Don't tar me with the same filthy brush!
I'm a well-behaved, kind, polite gentleman, I'll have you know.
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Oh dear.
Someone's half-inched Kaol's username.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)

wow hi clenders!
and Kaol - I agree - you're a very nice person.

When you're not stabbing people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Morning Clendrix
Haha my predictive text is learning all the b3tans names.
Are you coming to the Cackers bash?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Morning Chains and Vampy
The Cackers Bash - I'm going to do my best to get there, but can't promise for this one, I'm afraid.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)

*cries*
What no hello for me?

*cries more*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Badger
You were in the 'Morning Lovelies' group with V and Labs.

Here, have one of these instead:
*gropes*
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)

So I'm neither
"lovely", nor greeted?

*pours petrol*
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Don't pour petrol over yourself, Kaol.
:(
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I wasn't...
Er... You might want a towel...
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Yes dear, I know what you meant.
But you can bugger right off because I'm in a good mood and not taking any notice of anyone.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Kaol
Calm down. Have a huggle.

/hugs kaol and steals the matches in his pocket at the same time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:58, Reply)

*laughs*
You know what would make everything better?

Waffles!
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Waffles make everything better
especially when you eat them with one of your favourite friends on Valentine's Day :)
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:03, Reply)

what are waffles?
seriously?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Go to Google Images
Type in waffles
Gain 10 pounds just by looking at the pictures
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Waffles are nice
Pizza is better. Trifle is the best pudding.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Haha!
Yes!
Best anti-Valentines Day non-date ever :p

I'm still massively impressed with the pikey clothes shop!
(

Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Kaol
Every time you come to visit me, I discover a new, cheap shop I have never noticed before.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I'll let you off Clendrix
As I am lovely.

The gas man is just sitting in his stupid van outside. Get on with it I need to get back to work! grr ranty ranty rant rant
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Well...
I guess that plays into the theory that I'm King Of The Hobos...
(

Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)

So by cheap clothes shop
you mean stealing clothes off hobos?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Not stealing.
Bartering.
(

Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Like
You give me your clothes and in exchange I'll only give you a flesh wound?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)

No!
More like "I'll give you this can of tramp-juice".

I like homeless people, they'll be my army, come the Apocalypse, so I'm up for treating them well.
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)

there's a tramp in the town where I work
I usually buy him something if I can afford it. mainly cos he looks so sad and defeated. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)

the gas man is taking forever
which is better than being at work but still
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:45, Reply)

It's the lunchtime lull
Where everyone is away from their desks.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:55, Reply)

yeah
well I'm about to conk out.

I'm fucking wrecked man.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Night VC
Don't let the bedbugs bite. Given that you're in Australia they're probably 6" long and poisonous.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Tee hee
www.fmylife.com/love/41449
With an update in the comments.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Just talking to yourself LiC?
I'm here to save you from yourself!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:41, Reply)

That's awesome LiC
I'm not sure how much longer I can do my job before I start viewing the world through a spreadsheet like grid. Mind you I do enjoy working with spreadsheets. Yes I am mad, we established that earlier.
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I'm around too
briefly. Until my boss reappears.
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)

K3
I imagine now that due to an accident in the lab your boss has become invisible
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Hmm
Probably not invisible. Maybe vaporised though!

*gets ideas*

Edit - Oh, sorry. I see what you mean. Reappears. Invisible. Oh, I get it.

*is thick*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Urgh
Why is it that women are like buses?

A month ago there was nobody I was interested in and nobody, that I knew of, that was interested in me. Now there are 3 women I'm interested in, 2 of them I know are interested in me and the 3rd is too I think but I can't be certain.

This is so unfair but in such a good way. Bah.
(

Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:08, Reply)

V you hussie
And I can confirm I am indeed interested in you *winks*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Oh
That bring the tally to 4 against 3 and a maybe.

But I'm no hussie =[
(

Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:13, Reply)

V, it's simple...
Just get a travelcard :p
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Yes
And a scorecard.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)

You lot are terrible influences
Although I do need to renew my 16-25 railcard and get myself an oyster card.

Part of me wants to ask the girl whose feelings I'm unsure about out to drinks but part of me thinks that a) the timing for that isn't quite right yet (she's still living with her ex for a start) and b) if she is interested I'll be even more confused.
(

Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:20, Reply)

*gets popcorn*
this is better than the soaps.

So V any more lined up or are you just sticking with three so far? :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I've no more dates lined up at the moment
In fact only one of these people I met through match.com, one is a friend from school and the third is a colleague.

I've made a point of not contacting anybody through match unless they contact me first but I'm not interested in anybody that's contacted me since things got confusing.
(

Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Hmmm...
I'd say go with the one from school.

That's my advice. Now do it!
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Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Everyone at work today
Is wearing either a pink shirt or a purple or a purple striped shirt. I came *this* close to wearing my purple and pink striped shirt this morning.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'd say go make me a cup of tea
do it do it now.

God I'm boooorrrrrred
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)

It's easier
with someone you already know. But if she's a colleague, and things go tits up, it could be awkward working with her every day.

I second Kaol's advice.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)

They're wearing a pink shirt
or a purple.

What the hell is a purple? Is it like an orange? Why would you wear a purple orange?

:edit: I don't really know any of them any better than the others and for some reason I don't see the work thing as an issue but I suppose that's because I've never had a messy or even a particularly awkward break up.
(

Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)

People are
being very pedantic today.

I just almost spat coke over my keyboard after the comment "The server is down the IT guy must have his cock in it again"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)

It's a figure of speech you mong
You would say "one thing or the other" not "one thing or the other thing".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I'm not a mong
*runs away crying, like a mong*
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Captain V, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Aww
A retarbed mong *pats V*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)

To be fair
I may have fucked it up by having 3 terms and having the "thing" on the first AND third term.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)

*wonders where Sam is today*
*puts on the Sam Signal*

Which I think would be a big S just different enough from Superman's so I wouldn't get sued.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Afternoon Everyone!
I've finally finished my expenses forms and have just posted them to head office, I've spent 4,222 quid on this company since October!

Hopefuly I'll get that soon so I can pay the credit card people before they send in the heavy mob!

Edit: Oh, is that the Sam signal? I thought it was the slack off all afternoon signal!
(bill, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I doubt you
need to see a signal to do that Bill :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I do!
*Crosses fingers behind back*

Normally I'm a very conscientious and hardworking employee!
(bill, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Yay!
I have purchased my coach ticket to go down to that there London for the Cackers Bash.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:05, Reply)

*appears*

Oh, you meant the other Sam.

*sulks*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)

It was a call to all Sams
You can have a special Sam hug if you like? *hugs*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Wookiee needs a special hug because he's special.

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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Hush now Clenders, you helmet.

Yay Samhugs!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)

No
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)

My, you really have gone all /talk, haven't you.
*sigh*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)

ym

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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:18, Reply)

You win.
I can't better that.

*cries*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I've learned everything I know from Al.
Yes. Everything.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Even that thing you do?
You know, that thing?

Al taught you that?

Wow.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:24, Reply)

He's a fantastic teacher.
If I'm very good, he lets me out to play for a while.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Oh dear, Clenders.
It seems ~~I am~~ we are dominating the conversation.

I hope someone else says something soon, or I shall grow weary of your inane drivel.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I already have.
What makes it even sadder is that we've been gazzing each other too.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Ok
I'm officially pissed off
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Why are you cross, Badger?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Crimes against grammar?
?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Someone arrived to remove your keyboard?

(

thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)

The man across the road has shaved you bald?

(

thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Your apple has a bruise?

(

thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)

You've discovered an eleventh toe?

(

thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I think
TGB's cross because no-one's speaking on here.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:50, Reply)

HEY!
WHAT ABOUT ME?
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:50, Reply)

No I'm cross
because there is no one else in my department as one is "sick" and the other is taking holiday for what sounded like a bullshit reason and my boss had to leave at lunchtime to "work from home" because she had forgot to put water down for her dog which means I am fielding all the phone calls for reacredditation which I know nothing about and when I phone my boss to ask she makes me feel stupid for not already knowing the answer.

I have no fucking idea how the stupid fucking thing works and I'm annoyed. As an understatement.
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Except you, clendrix
Although your contributions at the moment would possibly best be described as witterings.

/harsh, but fair
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Shut up, you.
I need conversation.
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)

But clendrix
If I shut up, then you'll have one fewer person to converse with!
(

K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)

*cries at the injustice of it all*

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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Witterings?
More like gibberings.

Bad news: I've gotta be here at 6 tomorrow morning.
Good news: I've got Friday off.
(

Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Right. I've had enough.
*fucks off*
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Woo!
I just had an Officially Mandated Work Smoke as part of our "my boss is friends with a smoker who is having a bad day" policy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)

5 past 4
Time for me to bugger off home via the wine selling supermarket.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)

My not drinking in the week
policy is been thrown out the window, shot, beat and spat on later
(

TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)

My only drinking four nights a week policy
is also sadly deceased. I have had it stuffed and mounted over the fireplace, next to my work ethic.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Strangely my drinking less policy
seems to be working quite well.

Well, except when I meet up with b3tans anyway!
(bill, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Oh, don't get me wrong,
I am mostly blaming the b3tans.

At least I am doing ok with downgrading to mildly drunk, rather than the full-on asleep-in-the-gutter-covered-in-my-own-sick drunk I was previously focussing on.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I'm drinking less too
It's still too much, but I stayed in on Friday AND Saturday night! I even did some chores. With the help of some wine.
(

Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)

You bunch
of fucking lightweights.
(

wanderlust, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I'm being excellent with my drinking.
Cut down the amount of "drinking on my own after work" by about 90%.

Although I'm cooking Pörkölt tonight, which mean I need to open a bottle of red wine...
(

Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I haven't been sick in my own pants for weeks now.
I am proud of myself.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:28, Reply)

That's because you've been
Going commando :p
(

Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I am a lightweight
and if I want to stop waking up in the bath, or losing my possesions and dignity around the town, then I have to cut down further.
(

Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Is dignity
Something you can get back once you've lost it?
(

Cawl, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Only
if someone hands it in
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)

my dignity
is in the cemetery with my chips
(

Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I think
a pigeon ate mine.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I think I left my dignity in Canterbury hospital
when I was having my stomach pumped at 13, I should really get round to calling their lost property department one of these days!
(bill, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)

A mong punched it out of you, Wookers

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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I think I left my dignity
down Clendrix's top *rumages*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I think you did too
*assists with rummaging*
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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:56, Reply)

*finds jellytots*
Ooooooh! *noms*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Hometiem now!
Later everyone!
(bill, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)

In further Punching Mong news,
he accosted me at the bus stop again at the weekend to ask for change. Naturally I refused. He then went off on a little rant about how he didn't believe that no-one at the bus stop had any money until a chav girl countered with "You calling me a liar, blud?". Then he tried to go to Sainsbury's, but shockingly the security guard wouldn't let him in.

The whole time his nice black velvet jacket was covered with snail-trails of his own snot.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:16, Reply)

That's lovely.

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thealternativefact, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I thought so.
Pub time yay! Bye.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Iz at home
I think dignity is like those "X days since last accident" signs. So you can have lots of dignity then you throw up on a girl in a pub and you have 0 dignity. But the following week you may have a bit of dignity, the next week a bit more, and so on until you have lots again.

This is why I never have more than 1 dignity.

Edit: this made me laugh so hard I weed a little.
*little man changes sign back to 0*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:33, Reply)

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