Synonyms for genitals - help needed?
I'm writing a sex scene for something I'm working on. It's a historical thing, and I'm finding it quite hard to find decent synonyms for genitals that fit in with the time it's set (c. 500 BC). Therefore, words like "flaps", "pussy", "dripping cuntlips" etc don't really fit with the tone of the piece. And the few words I can think of are getting really repetitive.

People of b3ta, what words for (male and female) genitalia can you think of, that would be suitable to the era?

Any suggestions gratefully received, and if I ever get published there'll be a lovely big thanks to everyone at b3ta. Cheers!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:20, 32 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Eh?
A sex scene for a 'historical thing'?

Can I presume it is not for school viewing then?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)

500 BC
Which area/empire is it set in?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Not for school viewing/reading.
Unless that school is particularly progressive. Or can't be arsed to teach sex education themselves.

500BC, Babylon. Around the reign of Nebuchadnezzar II, or Nabonidus/Belshazzar. Babylon's golden age. It's for a writing-course I'm doing, and I think it could develop from a short story into a book. However, I find starting stories daunting, so I'm writing the sexy bits first and will do the rest after that!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)

VELVET CURTAIN!
!!!!!!!!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:43, Reply)

'A minge like a Pterodactyl Wing'
'like a Mammoths trunk'

Er that is all
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:46, Reply)

.
Clunge!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)

He had some work to do on the fair princess,
for her flaps were as dry as a Centurian's sandal.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Frothy Clotpole

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Her hanging gardens were bountiful ?
.
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Spunk trench
Purple headed battering ram.

Tuna canoe.

Single barrelled pump action yogurt rifle.

Boudicca's Beard

Druid's sleeve

Black hole of Babylon.

Sopping Sphinx.

Veiny lance.

Mini Conan the Barbarian
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)

On a more serious note
Her sex
her flower
his rod
his staff
Definitely worth checking out the Song of Solomon in the Bible as that's porn from around the right period.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Light in Chains
Excellent, that's the kind of stuff I'm looking for, cheers!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Ooooh!
I thought you were looking more at 'fadges' and 'weapon of mass seduction' rather than 'his manly sceptre' and 'her delicate orchid' type thing.

In that case just plagiarise Anais Nin like every other writer does.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Dr T
yes, I've got quite a few Anais Nin books, but was hoping not to have to "plunder her works"*


*see? I can write porn!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Tonight...
..I will grab Anais and slowly open her pages to see what delights unfurl. If I get a taste of anything sweet and alluring I will be sure to give it to you in private.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I've always found that.....
....turning the words into a sort of "mock latin", always makes words sound dirtier than they should be

Examples:

"Member" can become "Membrum"
or how about
"Encunted"? (Yes, I swore and I hate myself for it).

What's that? You want me to use those words in a sentence? Okey dokey!

"As her slim, lithe figure with skin the colour of milk mixed with honey was enveloped by his thickly muscled body, she slowly ENCUNTED his throbbing MEMBRUM, as he briskly gave her one......"

The ending needs a little work.....
(The Stig, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)

lovely
that's the ticket. cheers guys!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Her breath caught mid sentence...
...as he pulled her willing body toward him. Tremulously, she breathed "Oh Mr D'Arcy....", her body was ablaze with desire as she melted into his arms and returned his tender caresses.

And then he climbed on top of her and did it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Am I too late to make an entry?
(Fnar Fnar)

Her inner sanctum, cavern of solitary contemplation and/or masculine cervix-tude, pendulous gourds of plenty

His lance, cutlass, pork pike, swollen sceptre, colossal clammy claymore, fleshy falchion, divine and awesome but terrifying weapon of feminine martyrdom
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)

^
hahaha!

And PJM - that's just so romantic.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Hmm..
She gripped his Tower of Babel and, with a delicate flicking motion of the tongue, brought forth a gush of manna from heaven
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Hmm
She dripped with milk and honey as he moved towards her
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Hmm
Her Ishtar Gate quivered in anticipation of his battering ram
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Hmmm.
His mannhood or manroot.

Her perfumed garden.

Past that, not sure that I can come up with any new ones- I don't really read erotica.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Foofie!
a wonderful name for a ladies damp cavern.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:03, Reply)

@Spikeypickle
Isn't that the name of one of Paris Hilton's dogs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Her heady perfume
dribbled down his chin like a spaniel's drewl in a foxhunt. Sighs came panting from her bossom, "Oh, Mr D'arcy, my corset, it feels so tight!

But Mr D'arcy at that moment went limp, having finally choked on her many layers of petticoat.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:25, Reply)

His Mandrake Root!
Her bubbling cauldron!

His salty elixir!

Her jubilant arse-cheeks...

Nope, lost it there...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:37, Reply)

He entered her

like Jesus triumphantly entering Jerusalem on a donkey, flanked by palm fronds and well wishes he pushes on to the delights of the heavenly temple within.

I apologise for nothing!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)

fanny:
hairy cave
dank hole
wrinkly blessing
meat vase
love pocket
tongueless mouth
furry donut

willy:
love muscle
bulging thumb
seed drill
erm..
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:55, Reply)

.
She took his hard iron into her hanging ladygarden. Until then, she had only known soft bronze inside her valley. It was then that she knew the Bronze Age had truly ended.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Um.
Not really right time wise, but Kennet is Cunt in old English... apparently the region is/was so called as it resembled the cunt of England. ermm
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:39, Reply)