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Harm Sweet Harm
these aren't my pants

Let's all take the day off sick and sit around in our pants drinking tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:43, 355 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
You know what I hate about this recession?
The idea that senior bank management who've done a diabolically shit job for the past 5 years will magically start doing a good job as soon as the government gives them some money.

That's what's making me angry this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:45, Reply)
well that's banks for you
full of shit through and through.

How're you Lic?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:51, Reply)
A little hungover
and regretting reading the news this morning. :)
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:55, Reply)
sick
woke up with a horrible cold and I'm at that stage where I can't miss school because I have major assessment tasks and exams to study for :(

But otherwise well and good!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:02, Reply)
Zoinks!
That sucks.

In other news, I have no idea what I did with my watch last night. I took it off and put it down somewhere...

EDIT: Found it. Cat had knocked it onto the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:06, Reply)
wow
gotta love the cat power don't you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:28, Reply)
Morning all
I have no watch, they've all run out of battery power. All six of them!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:48, Reply)
Morning fuckers
I'm at my own branch today instead of the 24 hour centre I was at yesterday. Back there tomorrow and Thursday, it's busy and it smells pretty bad, but there's plenty of cases for me to write up at least.

Final puppy school of the season tonight, I'll quite miss them as we have a week off next week, I won't know what to do with myself.

How is everyone this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:51, Reply)
Morning Dok and Becky
I am hungover at the office now. BUT I had the foresight to book the afternoon off so I've got something to look forward to.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:57, Reply)
all six watches are out of batteries?
two of mine need new bands, and the other two need new batteries!

EDIT: puppy school? I loved taking my dog to puppy school.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:05, Reply)
Morning all
Why do you have six watches Dok?!

I don't wear one, I hate having things on my wrists.

Hi becks, I watched a program with loads of cute puppies in the other night (although most of them seemed to die) and thought of you!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:08, Reply)
hey son of sam
I have 5 watches. I like to build up a collection seee?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:10, Reply)
Mornin' to ye all.
You dirty piss-munchers.

So... Tuesday.
*shrugs*

I was up far too late playing a game with my mates that has Space Zombies and a gun that fires saw-blades. And it wasn't Dead Space.

And it's really foggy here today.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:13, Reply)
Yo
Chains, VC, Becky, Sam and Dok!

Pancakes for all!

edit: and maybe pancakes for Kaol as well :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:13, Reply)
Morning Becky
Puppy school ending, Booooooo, buy Yay.

Yup six watches, one dress watch, one tide watch, one day to day watch, one fancy looking clubbing watch, and two pocket watches. Almost a watch for every day on the week, but at least a watch for all occasions.

EDIT Yay pancakes from Badger, Thanks hun, just what I needed.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:14, Reply)
Kaol!
hiiii.
I like fog.

Yay for Pancakes! do we have blue m'n'ms and chocolate icecream to with them?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:15, Reply)
Ooops
Sorry I missed you, Hi Kaol.

What game was it?

EDIT Sorry Vampy, but I do have some of these.

*pulls a bag of Jelly Babies from coat pocket*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:16, Reply)
I want pancakes!
I might have to get somebody to make me some, for some reason we had our work pancake day a few weeks ago and they're saying no pancakes today. I'll go and persuade them when I've had more tea.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)
Mmm pocket watch
I bought my dad a pocket watch for christmas. Celtic knotwork on the case and glass panels front and back to show the workings. I almost kept it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)
yaaay
jelly babies are just as good!
Thanks dok!

Yes I eat weird food. Shut up already.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)
I kinda like fog.
It's fun for creeping around in.

But I get stupid weather-related headaches, and fog can trigger them.

TGB, I had no idea it was pancake day, good work!

EDIT: It was Resistance 2. Lots of fun, if not a blatant rip-off of Halo and Gears of War.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)
If you want VC
to pick out all the blue ones from this bag then yes we do!

*is reminded of Wayne's World*

I had to beat him to death with his own shoe...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)
Morning all
I'm in a happy mood. Inspired by a suggestion given by a friend last night I've got a plan for a 3 in 1 tattoo. I just need to think of the 3 things I'd like tattooed. They have to be simple line drawings. One will probably be a CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:20, Reply)
@Sam
For some reason? Didn't you persuade them it was pancake day as part of a villainous scheme to have two pancake days?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:22, Reply)

A tattoo of this, V?

Why are you called X now btw? Did I miss that last week?

Edit: @ Light, I found out what happened, they thought it was pancake day then, made pancakes, and upon being informed (after I'd eaten the pancakes, I'm not stupid) that pancake day wasn't until the 24th, they tried to claim that it was just the company pancake day. Although I subsequently got them to admit they had made a mistake.

They did say then that we were having more pancakes on the 24th but are denying it now. I'll happily cook them but someone else will have to buy the ingredients as I'm skint!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:22, Reply)
I wanted
The Masters fob watch from Dr Who, but I don't think I'll ever get one :(

Jelly Babies are Full of Win!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:23, Reply)
/picks out all the blue ones
thanks TGB you lovely girl.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:23, Reply)
V
If you get a CDC tattooed on you I will buy you a pint.

I think you should also get one of these!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:24, Reply)
TGB
that's cool.

also, Sam: I like the idea of a tattoo of 3-in-1...

morning kids
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:26, Reply)
Badger
That would be a boring Tat.

I want to get Alice, The Cheshire Cat, and the White Rabbit from American Mcgee's Alice across my shoulders, and a Phoenix on my uper left arm.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:26, Reply)
Morning Vipros
I might get that 3 in 1 tattooed on me. And a can of WD40 on the other arm.

Joking apart I am getting ever closer to having a tattoo, just need to get inspired. Got a few ideas though. Mostly relating to science of one sort or another (someone linked to this the other day), cos I'm cool.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:27, Reply)
I'm getting the word
Love tattooed onto my left wrist on my 18th next year. :D
hopefully the first of a few.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:27, Reply)
Hmmm...
I was just reading this news story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7906639.stm?lss

Does anyone else think that Bill Bailey had a dirty secret?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:28, Reply)
Pity me

for I just had to pick my phone out of the loo I had just pooed in.

It let out an errie green light below the waterline before going dark.

It's in intensive care oven now but I don't hold out much hope.

And I got poo on my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:28, Reply)
I've never understood how people manage to drop phones in toilets
What were you doing?!

That's brilliant Kaol! £700k worth of damage though...?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:30, Reply)
Nor Me
My phone is securely in my pocket when I go to the Lav.

EDIT Kaol, that sure does look like him, doesn't it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:31, Reply)
I hope
you haven't actually put it in the oven Ape :p But that is shit (haha see what I did there!!!)

I want more tattoos! I've seen quite a few of those science ones before :)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:32, Reply)
Dok
This is the watch I got my Dad.

I might still get one for myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:32, Reply)
Dok
Those characters from American McGee's Alice would be awesome. I love Alice in Wonderland and I love that version!

I want a tattoo and have decided on something, but haven't found a good enough picture of it yet

those science ones do look cool too
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:34, Reply)
I have nice silky pockets in my suit trousers

which feel lovely when I insert my hands, but also provide such a slippery surface that anything placed within them often comes sliding out if my legs ever recline below the horizontal plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:34, Reply)
Well the CDC wont always be obvious Badger
Even though I plan to have it on my forearm! Having a horse would just make me seem like a girl to any non-b3tan. I might have one of them as an animal of some sort though.

@Sam I'm X because somebody nicked V. I changed to J briefly because she said she was fed up of Kaol going on about how he owns me because he came up with Captain V.

:edit: Another, unrelated tattoo I might get is a mobius strip, possibly around my wrist. The only other location I've thought about getting a tattoo is my right shoulder blade but I've no real ideas for that one yet. Will probably get something science themed or blatantly atheist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:34, Reply)
Damn
I forgot all my ebay watched items were ending last night as I got home and Virgin had disconnected us as my old housemate appears to have stopped paying our bills :p

I sounded sad though and the nice man waved the £20 late payment fees :D
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, Reply)
Chains
That's a nice one, I like it.

Vipros yeah, Alice in the middle with the cat and rabbit either side.

Sciency tats, linky please.

V, get he CDC tattoo'd on you nob!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:37, Reply)
There ya go
blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/science-tattoo-emporium/

On my other wrist I might get Li2CaO3
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
Link above for sciency tats Dok...
I'm thinking of having a sine wave or something. Or maybe a circuit diagram of something historically important, or the polar plot of one of my favourite speakers or something. Needs to be audio related I think.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)
They were linked up there ^^^
I'd quite like either a stylalised DNA double helix round my wrist or some kind of evolution timeline...

If I had the money I would probably be covered in them by now!

Hmm if I can find something I love by my birthday I may treat myself again :)Bought myself my last tattoo for my last birthday
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)
Morning you leprosy ridden bunch of sex pests!
I have just eaten toast. Nothing else to report.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)
No tats on Mr Floppy Dok!
It's going on my forearm along with 2 other line drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:41, Reply)
if you would care to image a version of this
produced using hard lines

www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/2753718091_7f53ef68e4.jpg

also, absolutely love this
blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/science-tattoo-emporium/?nggpage=9&pid=41
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, Reply)
What's that thingy,
Mr. V?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:44, Reply)
I've always thought that the simple
ones with meaning are the best. but then I saw a couple of fantastic ones with no meaning at all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:44, Reply)
That's quite cool Vip
(and hello by the way!)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, Reply)
That science one is well good Vipros!
What's the first one you linked?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:46, Reply)
it's from a series of books
admittedly kids books, by Garth Nix, about necromancers and stuff.

Magic is done using these symbols.

mainly though, I just like the look of them. although there is some small element of meaning.

edit: didn't make it clear that the first thing is what I want to get done. potentially followed by a large number of similar ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:46, Reply)
Tattoos
Never felt the urge myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:47, Reply)
Ah, I see!
I was wondering what the three letters to go into it were...

Silly me, it wasn't an equation triangle.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:48, Reply)
Oh those Sciency ones
Look all of the cool. Yeah Vipros, that's the one I'd pick as well.

Oh V don't be a spoilsport.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:48, Reply)
I've wanted one for ages
but never 100% decided what I want at the same time as having money to pay for it!

I don't even have any piercings at the moment...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:49, Reply)
my manager at work
has easily got over 20 tattoos.

EDIT: Sam! no tattoos? no peircings? what do you do for fun then? -grins happily- I has seven piercings. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:50, Reply)
Morning, all!
Vipros, how about this as a tattoo?

www.ilovetechno.hu/files/images/biohazard_sign_jean-chri_01.jpg

I like it, personally....
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:51, Reply)
Mornings fellow b3tards
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:51, Reply)
It might be suitable Stig
if you went to Gatecrasher a lot in about 1999, and wear dayglo trousers and spike your hair up.

Other than that I'd steer clear!

Morning K2..

Edit: @ VC, I've had quite a few piercings but don't wear any at the moment. Been thinking about doing my ears again for a while although I am the king of procrastination, need to buy some needles and do them!

And fun? What's that?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:52, Reply)
Sam
...I think it sums Vipros up nicely!

Never really got into the rave scene. I was always a metalhead....

Hey, K2.
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)
Morning K2
Sam I was thinking about getting one of those done on my stomach!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)
Oooo
I could have a CDC, some sort of meaningless but nice looking art/pattern and one other thing.

I'm getting really excited about this tattoo now. Could get the lithium carbonate one done at the same time too as these are the only two I'm certain about.

I'll look into UV ink too incase I want to do something like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)
would you really want
something that looks like it'll poison you injected into your skin?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)
as symbols go, I quite like it
but not being a raver, nor into the band biohazard, it's not for me.

I'd get the 4 symbols from Zeppelin's 4th album if it hadn't been done to death

that other symbol I linked to earlier (and it looks much better when not flaming) is the only thing that I've been sure about for a long enough period of time.

X: that UV one is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)
OK
What do you folks think about getting your eyes tattoo'd?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)
Isn't UV tattoo ink pretty dodgy stuff?
Sure I've heard bad things of some sort about it.

I might get the chemical structure of insulin tattooed on me, that'd be pretty cool. The runes off Zep IV are cool but done to death as you say Vipros. And it's only their third or fourth best album, despite what every man and his dog seems to think!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:57, Reply)
*phew*
Morning all,

I've been silent for a few days, due to house moving antics and no broadband until Friday in my new place *sads*

On the plus side though, I've already been given the settlement from my written-off motor, and I've unpacked and set up all the important stuff from the house move (i.e. TV, amp and my awesome new speakers). Everything else is still in boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:57, Reply)
VC
No I wouldn't. That's why I'm looking into it rather than just saying I want it done!

@Dok Not something I'd want done or find attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)
Morning, duck
Any progress finding a new car yet?

And what speakers have you got?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Hmm
not a fan of tattoos, although if I were to get one it would need to be a sciency thing, seeing as I'm a sciency type.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Needles and eyes
Not a good combination.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
word up k3
I want another tattoo now *jumps around* Where's Lab? he's muchly tattooed :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Hey, Duck.
At the risk of blathering on about cars, did you choose a new car?
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:01, Reply)
hey ducky
good to hear it's all being sorted out for you mate.

Moving house is stressful. I remember moving house when I was ten. It sucked.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:01, Reply)
*gets drowned by posts*
Duckie! When's the housewarming? :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:02, Reply)
*holds TGB's head under the posts*
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:03, Reply)
Sam
Not yet, although I've been so busy I've not really had much time to look into it.

I'm currently tooling around in a cheapy stopgap Focus at the moment, which will do the job until I find a replacement for the beast. TGB has already offered me £35 for it once I'm done with it.

Edit: TGB - the housewarming will happen soon...ish. Well once I actually manage to get into the rooms without having to demolish walls of boxes anyway.

Edit 2: Sam - I've got a 5.1 setup using Ruark Vita Symphony units. It sounds the business.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:03, Reply)
Sam
I've heard mixed things. I read last night that the ink has been used on fish (or something else we eat) for years without problems but that was from no more a reliable source than any of the information about it being dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:03, Reply)
Hi Ducky
That's what I though when I saw it, that and the fact that Mengele was doing it badly in the 1940s.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:04, Reply)
Morning all!
I'm 99% sure that the modern inks used in UV tattoos are perfectly safe. In fact, I haven't seen any reputable evidence that shows that the older UV inks were harmful.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:04, Reply)
@Duck
www.autoebid.com

Try this website. There are some fantastic bargains on there.
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:06, Reply)
Talk of the devil - Hey Lab!
And I think £35 is a very generous offer Duckie :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, Reply)
it is for a Focus
crappy things
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, Reply)
Cheers Stig
I've had a look on there, but I suspect I may well end up hitting the auction houses to see if I can pick up a decent finance-repossessed example on the cheap :)

The Focus will do for the meantime as a get-to-work hack, even though it's only got 1/4 of the power of the Jag. Despite what Vipros says, I consider them to be the most grin-inducing cars in their class, and the two examples in my family have never put a foot wrong (despite one having close on 200k on the clock)
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:10, Reply)
Fifth Gear
had the new Focus RS. Which was very sexy. *purrs*

*realises she is purring under posts, drowns*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)
I'm not a big fan of the Focus....
...I had a couple as rentals. Handles like a tank!

@Ducky

From a Jag S-Type to a Focus? How the mighty have fallen! ;O)

Long live the Toyota Auris! Long live Toyota!
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)
Ford Foci
are excellent little cars, IMHO. Not big enough for my needs, but nice things to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)
Fuck cars
You should all get awesome tattoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, Reply)
there are numerous things that are wrong with the Focus
mostly small things, but the list includes horrible plastic, vents that can't be pointed in decent directions, stupid wiper and washer controls, crappy seats (probably not so much the case in the RS)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:15, Reply)
Lab
I'd rather have an awesome tattoo than a car anyday!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)
Ford Festiva's
FTW!!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)
I want some more awesome tattoos
and a new car :p

Was going to get an ouroboros last year dunno if I still want that though. So probably not if I'm umming
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:17, Reply)
Screw Ford!
Toyota are gods! I am a Toyota man, through and through!
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:17, Reply)
My drummer
Has a bright orange Focus ST.

That thing fuckin' goes. But I feel like his chav-wife every time I get in the passenger seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:17, Reply)
Focuses are alright
I agree, they handle pretty well for a FWD motor. Is it a mk1 or a mk2?

There's a nice Alpina B6 (E30) on Autotrader if you fancy it? And a Jap spec AMG Hammer that I'd saw my arm off if it meant I could afford it :P

Toyotas are boring Stig!

Ruark stuff is pretty nice... I have B&Ws and some 70s Leaks, and some Adam monitors. Wouldn't mind a nice 5.1 system, mine is pretty cheap and shitty.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Has gmail gone a bit screwy for anyone else?
or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)
ME!
Can't even get onto the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:20, Reply)
*tries to stop car talk*
My Gmail doesn't seem to want to load either becks, servers must be down or something.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:20, Reply)
Yeah,
Gmail is gimped right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)
Gmail notifier keeps timing out
And half my contacts list have dropped off Gmail Chat.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)
no I'm having trouble too
:(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)
I want a tattoo
and a new car too

hoepfully I will be getting another raise soon, which might lead to a new car...

I feel I'm not enough of a cock at the moment, so I'm going to get a BMW, it will be a 320d Sport estate though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)
ok who broke it
*looks at Kaol*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)
Badger
You can only get an ouroboros if you have "nom nom nom" written by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)
Fucksox
I need to access some emails that have my portfolio saved on them :( Oh well, more b3tatime then.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)
hahah
I would be tempted to get nom nom nom by it!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:23, Reply)
Jesus Christ
109 posts by 10.23?

X - that sig is FUCKING GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:23, Reply)
Yup GMail
Is Borked. Borked all the way to bed!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
@Vipros
Jaguars are better and more reliable.

I'm not a big fan of German cars. But I am tempted by the Audi TT quattro.
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
Morning Clendrix.
It's been a busy morning.
What with me breaking gmail and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:25, Reply)
Sam
It's a high-spec late mk1. I much prefer them to the mk2s myself, but to be honest there wasn't a lot of choice in the matter in this one - I was offered it at a good price, so I bought it as a stopgap.

I'd have drawn the line at a Toyota though. I recently drove a 2-year old 'hot' Corolla, which completely failed to stir any excitement whatsoever. To drive it was to feel the cold geriatric icy hand of death clawing away at my soul. It's not a car. It's an appliance bought by readers of 'Which?' magazine.

An Alpina E30? *raises eyebrows*. That sounds like an awesome drift machine. I much prefer the awesome E30 to the unequivocally shite E36 that followed it.

Right. I think I've had enough car talk. I need to talk about something else. Like boobies for example.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, Reply)
Tattoos
I want to finish my left arm off, and then start my right, and then move onto my chest. It's going to cost a LOT :(
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, Reply)
Yo Clendrix
*jiggles*
Yeah it has been a busy posting day today. Everyone wants to talk to me is what it is *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)
fuck you Kaol...
..WTF is up with gmail??

I've got the first date for too long lined up on Saturday and she only has my gmail address. It had better be back up and running soon.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)
Clenders
Sure is. I wonder where I got the inspiration?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)
all of the best cars I have driven have been german
admittedly most of the others have been french, so the comparison doesn't hold that much water...

I just like the look of the slightly older 3-series estates.

which Jag should I be looking at with regards to a reasonably quick diesel estate?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)
Boobies!
I love boobies!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, Reply)
I'm sure it will be back up within the hour
@Duckie we can talk about boobs if you like. Today my boobs are enjoying the second of my new bras. It's black with cream lacey bits and flowers on which is both girly and sexy :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:29, Reply)
Still not working, but I've got google maps working on my phone now :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:29, Reply)
Hey Elvis.
Sorry... I turned off the server-thing by accident.
Then spilled coffee on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:29, Reply)
I love boobies
They're the best of all the body parts.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:29, Reply)
I love boobies

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:30, Reply)
@TGB
I read that as *belms*
edit: also loves boobies
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:30, Reply)
Toyotas are reliable and cheap
but unfortunately they are about as exciting as a washing machine. I do have a very nice Bosch washing machine, but it definitely fails to inspire the same emotions cars do!

The Alpina's a C2 not a B6, I got it wrong. Think they did a B6 on an E30 as well, confusingly...

Here it is though, looks gorgeous! Even the 1.8 E30s handle bloody nicely, this would be an awesome machine... I'm after something for the weekends at the moment, even though I can't possibly afford another car.

Vipros, German cars are definitely the best. Get an old one though, they've got infinitely more class (and build quality) than the new ones. Although you do have to spend a fair bit of time fixing them...

OK, I'll stop talking about cars now!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:30, Reply)
oooh lucky you
I'm wearing my pretty pink lace one.
I don't normally wear pink but this bra makes me feel a little sexy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:30, Reply)
TGB
are girly and sexy usually mutually exclusive?

that's what it sounds like....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:30, Reply)
The X-type, diesel.
it's ok speed-wise. But quality of drive is brilliant! I have a petrol X-Type and I love it (AWD, too).

Ducky, would know more than me.

Anyway, no more car chat...
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:31, Reply)
Vampy
You just wanted to be sexy for us didn't you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)
Best find a hairdryer quick Kaol

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This sudden boobage is nothing to do with me.
It's pure coincidence that I appeared at this time.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)
My Gmail
is working alright now...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:33, Reply)
No it's not Drixy
You brought them with you!

I always thought that girly and sexy were usually mutually inclusive.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:33, Reply)
Well Vip
Girly to me is normally women with small dogs in small bags shrieking and I don't find that very sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:34, Reply)
I'm glad
everyone's talking about boobies now.

I'm a big fan of them, especially Mrs Duck's, although that might only be because she let me play with them. I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:35, Reply)
Women with small dogs in small bags
Should be placed in small cages with small dogs and starved until one of them eats the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:36, Reply)
Dok
I don't really class myself as girly. Does that mean I'm not sexy *sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:36, Reply)
TGB
fair enough, I see your point

(might want to do up your flies)

Lab: it should also have its own channel on tv, so we can tune in to watch the action
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:38, Reply)
Badger
Well you are a girly, just not 'girly'. If that makes any sense. So yes you are sexy!

*jiggles boobies*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:38, Reply)
That's an awesome idea, Lab!
Can I present it?

And maybe bets could be placed?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:39, Reply)
The most important quality of boobies
Is availability.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:39, Reply)
Yesterdays bra
was very naughty librarian it was navy blue with light pink pinstripes and flowers at the top and quite silky feeling. I was rubbing my boobs all day.

Clendrix I think you must have had something to do with all this boob talk!

Thanks for the jiggling dok!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)
Kaol
Yes you can present it, so long as I get a cut of the profits for being the inventor of the program ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:42, Reply)
Deal!
I miss being a presenter.
So, this arrangement is most agreeable.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
All this talk of boobies
Has caused my brain to start leaking out of my ear. Mmmmm boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)
Just an interjection...
I have black coffee and ginger-nuts.
Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:46, Reply)
Kaol
I demand Ginger Nuts now. Send them to me, they are the king of all dunking bisuits.

You're welcome Badger, and my first B3ta Bobbies jiggled.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:47, Reply)
your nuts are ginger kaol?
no wonder you're all stabby and angry all the time!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
No.
You spelled "biscuits" wrong.
So none for you.

EDIT: Shut your mouth Vampy. *frowns*
They're a kinda biscuit :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
*makes joke about ginger testicles*
*gets beaten to it by VC*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
*stuffs corks in V's ears*
I refuse to call you any other silly letter
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:49, Reply)
Oh and you spelt boobies wrong too
so I'm afraid you don't get any of those either
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:49, Reply)
*cries*
It was a typo, stupid crap keyboard, this place won't get me a new one, half of the letters are rubbed off, and it needs to be mashed before the other half will type!

EDIT The boobies was me, I admit it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)
Thanks for plugging me badger
I want to be V again =[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)
yup.
a "biscuit".

I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. I take it all back I swears.

can have a biscuit and boobies?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:51, Reply)
Woo!
I'm getting pancakes in half an hour!

*does pancake dance*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:51, Reply)
...
...
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:52, Reply)
No Vampy
You can't.

I want some biscuits and boobies!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)
Sam you suck
Although I am getting pancakes made for me later tonight woo and yay and woo!

Anyone who can make it to my house is welcome to have pancakes too :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)
Captain X
Have you considered becoming Captain \/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:55, Reply)
I
Will not be having pancakes today, this is because I am too bone lazy to make any.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:56, Reply)
I'm having pancakes at a friend's house later

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:56, Reply)
How do I make pancakes?
I wanna have bacon and cheese ones later.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:57, Reply)
How I make pancakes:
1. Go to a friend's house.
2. Offer to tidy up after and/or sexual favours if they cook you pancakes.
3. ?????
4. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)
milk eggs and flour
I reckon even you could make them Kaol :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:01, Reply)
Hmmm...
I've fallen at the first hurdle.
I only have two friends who live in driving-distance.

And they're both completely incapable of cooking.

Balls.

EDIT: I'll have you know, Ms. Badger, that I'm an awesome cook.
I just fail when it comes to anything that involves flour.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:01, Reply)
Or ready-made pancake mix
Right, off to train some minions, back in 90 mins or so.

Edit: Bah, the guy before is running over. You have to endure me for another 20 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)
Lab
Tidy up and/or sexual favours? Surely one or the other would suffice.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:04, Reply)
I hae some mix
ina bottle you add milk to the lines then shake it then fry it! Instant win!

Ooh ooh I'll keep some for my birthday! That's Sunday's breakfast sorted out *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:04, Reply)
Kaol
When I'm in the UK, come visit me, and I'll make you and your friend pancakes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:04, Reply)
@LiC
Captain \/ has been taken too =[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Ha!

(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, Reply)
@X
Aww that's a real shame.

What a bastard
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, Reply)
Poor V
*giggles*

I reeeeeeaaaaly want pancakes now!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)
I don't really care to be honest
I'm just looking forward to pancakes later =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:11, Reply)
Hmmm...
Well, thanks Vampy, although I'll pass on bringing my friend.
He's not allowed to meet people, he's far too odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:12, Reply)
captainx
I know you're saying you don't care, but I know you do inside.

Have a cry on my shoulder any time. the door is always open. Identity theft is a bitch. -grins- it can leave you not knowing who you are.

EDIT:Kaol - up to you. But the offer still stands.
Only don't bring knives please. That'd be a little unnerving.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Methinks
that Captain X is pretending not to care about the loss of his V-plate in the hope that it'll be released...
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Heh
Maybe I should have gazzed my suggestion...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:14, Reply)
I propose an auction.
This username will be available to the highest bidder.
Non-cash offers are also valid.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Er...
*looks in desk*

A wood-clamp and three ginger-nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Too late sucker!
Ha!!
(bill2, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
If the bid
is enough, Captain \/ will be chucked in for free...
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
I
bid a go on my manboobs.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
Freestyle's kickin' in the house tonight! Move your body from left to right !
To all you freaks, don't stop the rock,
That's freestyle speakin' and you know I'm right.
MORNING ALL!

I have sore eyes. Fill me in.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
Kaol
You have a friend who is more odd than we are?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)
Ok
My offer for Captain V is a good jiggling and motorboating session, 5 packets of jellytots and I'll throw in an exotic massage too :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Er...
Fill you in, roota?
You should be careful what you say around here!

Yeap, I've got some very odd friends. They make me feel normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:23, Reply)
The winning offer is currently
"a good jiggling and motorboating session, 5 packets of jellytots and I'll throw in an exotic massage too".
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
Kaol
Well maybe I don't want to watch what I say.
You're a friendly bunch aren't you ; )

TGB, jiggle me!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
Sex and pancakes.
Where else would one find such a combination?!
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
ROOTA!
I didn't see you sneak in *looks* oh yes it was quite an entrance how I miss that!?

Have an extra jiggly jiggle today!
*jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:27, Reply)
Stig.
Amsterdam.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
Kaol
she wants to get into your pants already! You need a stick to beat off all the lovely women round these parts.

/jiggles roota's boobs too.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
*smacks TGB's 'tush'*
You love dat
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
Cheers VC
you've made an old ex-lezza very hapy ; )

EDIT Did I mean 'happy' or 'harpy'?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
ex-lezza?
Damn I thought we had something Roota ;)

And I do love dat you knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:30, Reply)
I could be tempted back to the 'dark side'
after the week I've had!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:31, Reply)
"ex" lezza?
I want to hear that story!!!

So far I've seen very little evidence (one exception) to convince me that I won't be a lezza forever.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)
Hi Roota
Yes we are friendly folks around these parts.

We'd fill you in at the drop of a hat.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)
Kaol
That's true....plus you get drugs out there.

Bloody hell, I've been living 200 miles away from heaven and didn't realise it!

You'd have thought I'd have figured that out, what with the amount of times, I've been there!
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)
Awww poor Roota
*gets the blanket out and tea and biscuits*

Why don't you come over here and tell Badger all about it

*pats sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
*drops hat*
VC, I was once a teenage ladylover (I blame the 90s. It was crawling with 'em!)
I've walked a crooked line, but every time I shift, I'm convinced "No, this is it this time!"

EDIT: TGB, am I being groomed?
You people have made me get all 'confessional'.
*puts starch on stiff upper lip*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)
@Roota
A "seasonal" lesbian?

Makes sense, I suppose....

Change is as good as a rest!
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:37, Reply)
Roota
if we were grooming you we wouldn't just be jiggling your boobies and telling you to open up.

We'd be doing far worse things.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:38, Reply)
No?
Unless you want to be *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:38, Reply)
Being groomed on b3ta is sweet
Lusty groomed me then I ended up meeting most of this 'orrible lot. Fun things have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:39, Reply)
Stig
it's been years since I went near a lass.
i find it a bit too intense. Or maybe that's an insult to men, saying they're incapable of being intense...
Who knows. Christ, lets' change the subject before I tell all my business!!

EDIT: oh don't worry cap'n, I'm having fun ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:39, Reply)
*fills Roota*
*Jiggles boobies*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
TGB
and we're back to the Cadbury's advert!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
Sorry Roota
I'll be good *looks sweet and innocent* And won't flirt with women any more

So....Kaol if you didn't live so far away I'd make you some special pancakes *waggles eyebrows*

Roota why must you remind me of the Cadburys advert! *squeaks balloon*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)
Roota,
I wouldn't worry about it.

All you've done, is show that relationships are tough, no matter what your sexual orientation!

Big shock(!) ;O)
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)
Special pancakes?
I'm listening...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:44, Reply)
Did I miss all the lesbianism and jiggling while I was stuffing my face with pancakes?
Hi roota! *jiggles*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Relationships aren't tough
You have one, then it ends! What's tough about that?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Well we
can start off with savory ones, did you say you wanted bacon? And then maybe get the whipped cream out for the sweeter ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Stig
it shows that I'm a failure in every sexual orientation!

EDIT: Sam, we'll jiggle a bit more for you.
Dok: These days relationships are so complicated. You can think you're in one and find out that you're not, and you can think you're not in one yet, and find out that you are. Like obese women's vaginas, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Sounds good...
Don't forget the chocolate sauce though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
Halp plz!
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post375271
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)
@Roota
Don't worry, you're not the only one!

That's why I could never be bisexual. I couldn't bear doubling my rejection rate!

@Dok

That's the point, relationships aren't supposed to end! They're supposed to last, that's why they're tough.

That's my take, anyway....
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)
Morning all!
Just anyway!

*Jiggles everybody*
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)
Stig
All relationships end, it's a fact of life. Even if they end with death.

EDIT Bill I didn't know you cared enough to jiggle me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)
Hi Bill!
Did you get taxi-stuff sorted ok on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)
Of course chocolate sauce
what do you take me for!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)
GTG
I have a meeting.
Adios lovely people
x
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)
@Dok
Well, of course death ends a relationship!

I'm talking about within life.
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)
Oooh Billip
you filthy crackslut!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)
Bye \Roota
*jiggles*

*waves madly at Bill*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)
All this talk about pancakes and lesbians
Is making me fancy an omelette.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
Yep Kaol
Got a cab to Picadilly Circus and ended up in Sugar Reef till nearly three then we went to The Metra Club on Leicester square.

You know it's been a good night when you end up getting the first tube home not the last! :-D

Edit: *Waves madly back*
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
night y'all
I feel really yucky and sick so I'm off to the land of nod.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:57, Reply)
Night Vampy
Bill I remember the days of doing that.

Now where I live if I leave a club at 3am I'd be lucky to get home by 6am.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)
I don't think I could
stay up that late any more *is getting old*

Bye VC
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:00, Reply)
Badger
Everybody can stay up that late/early. I was doing it regularly up tll a couple of years ago.

Now I just do it in a bed like normal people.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)
Haha!
Sounds like fun Bill!
Took us ages to get back, the DLR was being a shit-heap.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
That's not true Dok
My body shuts down at about 12 nowadays.

I used to get by on about 15 hours of sleep a week but those days are gone. Gone! *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:12, Reply)
I tend to do either 3-4 hours a night
or 12 or so, nothing normal like 8 though!
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
Kaol
The DLR is always a shit heap.

Badger, sorry to hear that, at least now I know when to sneak in your window at night.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
2 hours sleep a night?
That's madness! I need to sort my sleeping and eating out. Getting back to 6 hours sleep a night and a better diet should sort out my energy levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
Well it was more
no sleep on some nights and 4 or so on other nights.

After the first week you don't tend to feel tired at all. Makes the days nice and long so I managed to get a lot of stuff done...

Dok the only window that opens in my room opens about 20 cm! If there was ever a fire I'd be fucked :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)
Sleep. Those little slices of death, how I loath them.
I manage on between 4 and 6 hours a night. And that is slowly going down.

EDIT Smash it Badger, smash it real good! I'd still fit through that anyway.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)
Hallo Hallo
How is everyone?

I am avoiding work.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
Sleep is awesome
I'd stay in bed all day if I could. And actually I have come close to doing that a few times...

Yo Zap *hi-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:21, Reply)
Hi Zap
Avoiding work is the best thing to do.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
Sleeping is cheating!
Plenty of time for it when you're dead.

I have 5 or so hours every night now I'm working regularly again, I'd feel just as much like death in the mornings whether I had 2 or 8 hours though. Somehow ended up pulling a lot of 2 and 3 day all nighters at uni, I once did a 36 hour studio session!

The year before last I worked nearly 90 hours straight, on my feet and running around. I was hallucinating fairly severely by the end of it and probably shouldn't have been in charge of anything.

It's not much wonder I have high blood pressure and stabbing chest pains with the amount of coffee (and Turbo Coffee TM) that I've drunk!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
Sam
Even with enough sleep you shouldn't be in charge of anything.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
Being in charge of things is what I'm best at
Delegation is the key to success!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:24, Reply)
Oh well
You had better get plenty of sleep then.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:27, Reply)
High Fives you all
*probably doesn't have enough hands to go around*

I'm incredibly bored. I've been reading through the Argentine Constitution of 1853 trying to make out why the Liberals hated it.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:30, Reply)
Zap:
Because they were pinko draft dodging hippies? ;-)
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
On
the contrary... they cut throats and raped and pillaged as much as the conservatives.

On the bright side the conservatives did, generally, have better facial hair.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:36, Reply)
Hmm
My housemate plays a lot of playstation:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7907489.stm?lss
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:43, Reply)
Isn't that just a re-branding of
Nintendo Thumb?
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
Maybe
Just think what will happen if they ever get full body virtual reality game suits... it'll be like Lister in Red Dwarf wearing out the groin attachment...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:48, Reply)
Ah Nintendo thumb
I miss my gameboy *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:53, Reply)
Gmail people:
A boring article, enjoy:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7907583.stm?lss
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:55, Reply)
Someone
showed me one of the those Nintendo DS things recently.

Unfortunately she was drunk and 10 minutes later dropped it in a pint of beer.

Oops.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:57, Reply)
Hmm
It must have only been the web client.

Push email from Gmail to my crackberry's been working fine all day.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:58, Reply)
It did say that
in the article as well Duckie :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:59, Reply)
I'm off now,
It's time for a smoke, a coffee and maybe buying a shiny new hunting knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
Eh up
back from my meeting.

Bet you all feel better for knowing that...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)
*books eye test*

(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
Ergh
hot choc and marshmallows is not a staple lunch.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
But it is better than a lunch of staples

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)
I have a banana
but thanks to you, Ethelred, I'm no longer satisfied.
I want hot chocolate and marshmallows. And they're within my grasp.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)
Ethelred
Marshmallows? Yuck.

I hate all those gelatine sweets. Haribo, etc.

Hot chocolate is nice, as is.

Mind you, a cup of English breakfast tea always wins, for me! Black, no sugar.
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:15, Reply)
hurrah roota is back
*dances and jiggles*

mmmm marshmallows are all of the win
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)
hurrah!
I still want marshmallows.

EDIT: WTF is going on with this? www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=19951
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:18, Reply)
oh this thread
I just hugged it. I wanted it to be my friend. But then I hugged it too hard and its eyes popped and, oh, I feel so bad. Please wake up! Please. You can't be dead. I'm not a murderer!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)
I haz lemon cupcake
nom nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:36, Reply)
you know
when you THINK there's no room for dessert, all you have to do is find a lemony dessert...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:38, Reply)
Well it's
Cathy's birthday and she made me eat it!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
sure she did...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:45, Reply)
I used to be so addicted to sugary stuff....
....jaffa cakes, hob nobs, kit kats, the lot.

Then, one day, I gave it all up. I can't say I don't miss the stuff....but at least my teeth don't hurt as much!
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)
Well I am now hankering for something else sweet...
I've just had a flapjack!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, Reply)
I'm all about the savoury
I loves the stodge
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, Reply)
Helloooooooo
I've just had a lunch of sitting about, not eating, and working out how to get the money for my new bass.

It's looking like smoking will have to go out the window!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:54, Reply)
@Ethelred
bar the sugar, flapjacks are quite good for you.

@Roota,

I found out the other day that bacon and eggs are far lower in calories, than I expected!

4 slices of bacon, grilled and 3 eggs, scrambled constitutes less than 500 calories!

You could eat 4 plates of the stuff a day and still be within the RDA of calories! (5 plates for a bloke).
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:55, Reply)
Savoury is better
Although I do enjoy sweet things from time to time... (yep, my new year's resolution failed!)

What bass are you getting Dok?

@ Stig - who the fuck grills bacon though? That's just wrong. Plus I don't believe that at all, maybe if you use microscopic bacon, but I don't. Also you're forgetting the two doorstop slices of bread and quarter pound of butter you need to complete the meal!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:55, Reply)
Don't be a quitter Dok!
Surely there's another way?
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
Stig
On Slimming World you can eat tons of bacon and egg on a meat day. As much as you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:01, Reply)
She did Roota!
And she said go back for another one later!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:02, Reply)
Sam
There are a couple I'm looking at in my local music shop, both of which are just sub £400, made by Dean & Tanglewood. There is a nice Aria one, but the neck's too thick for me.

Bill, it won't stop me coming outside when everybody lse is smoking, and I really could do with the extra cash.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:04, Reply)
@Sam
I grill bacon. It's nice that way.

As for B&B, I leave that out, not interested.

@Roota

Imagine that! "Lose pounds....stuff yourself with bacon!"

I have to admit, I'm a gym junkie, so anything I eat, I burn it off at the gym. That way, I can stay a reasonable size.

The moment I have to use a fire brigade to get me out of the house, I know I have a problem!
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:08, Reply)
The only problem with that Stig
is that you'd end up dead from the anount of salt and other nastyness in the bacon.

Bread and butter is a must with bacon.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:11, Reply)
By bread and butter
I of course mean put it in a sandwich, not just have bread and butter with it!

Bacon should only be fried. No exceptions under any circumstances.

Tanglewood make really good basses for the money Dok, you'd probably struggle to get anything better under 400 notes.

Can you not just buy dodgy foreign fags? Doesn't cost that much then :D
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:16, Reply)
Butter
yuck yuck yuck
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
*sighs*
My rubbish-ex used to insist on microwaving bacon.
Such a waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
@Dok
But what a way to go!

Death by bacon!

@Kaol

Funnily enough, so did one of my exes. We might have dated the same girl....?
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
Mmm
all this talk of bread and butter = toast time!

Just had a training centre ring me up to tell me that they need to check availability on a course I wish to attend, and they'll ring me back when they find out.

Erm, ok, thanks?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Er...
Maybe... A boring, bacon-microwaving, waste-of-space?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)
My mum microwaves bacon, it's vile
Just goes rubbery.

TGB, you don't like butter?! It's one of my favourite foods, if I don't need a quintuple heart bypass by the age of 35 I'm suing the butter companies for my money back.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)
@Kaol
No...she wasn't that bad....

Must have been different girls....
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)
I'm not as bad as I was
I couldn't eat it on anything the taste made me ill but I can eat it now, I just choose not to most of the time

"But don't your sandwiches tatse dry?!"
No
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Sandwiches with no butter in are fine
I'd rather eat those than use whatever margarine/Clover/Utterly Butterly shite that people use.

'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!' - well I can, because it is absolutely fucking nothing like butter whatsoever, apart from the fact it's yellow. Vile stuff. I like proper, salted butter. Cholesterol FTW.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)
Well, you're a lucky man!
You managed not to waste a chunk of your life!

Hmmm... In other news, I get to have a meeting with a fireman tomorrow, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:26, Reply)
Why are you meeting a fireman?
Is it Fireman Sam?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Is he a cute fireman?
If so send me pictures! And his phone number ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)
@Kaol
You should auction that meeting off to some of the spinsters on B3ta, they'd pay good money for a meeting with a fireman!
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)
Sam
I really need to give up the smoking anyway, there's a huge line of heart problems, strokes and the like that runs through both sides of my family. You've started to swing me in the Tanglewood direction now, cheers.

Stig, no way is a good way to go, trust me on that!

Badger, a sandwich with out butter isn't dry, well if it just had cheese on it it would be, but with bacon, no it wouldn't. I prefer butter on them myself though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:30, Reply)
I was talking about all
sandwiches.

*dances around*

Also for the record I'm not a spinster but I do like cute foreman because, hey, who doesn't!

Ooh oooh Denis Leary in Rescue Me. I'd do him. *purrs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)
A little bit of "creative editing"...
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen

I offer you an exciting proposition.
At 10:30am tomorrow I have the Essex Fire And Rescue Fire Officer Man coming to visit me.

I have it on good authority that he enjoys playing with his pole, polishing his helmet and that he always keeps his nozzle clean.

So, Lot 1, a meating with a fireman.
Who will start the bidding?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)
I'll have to see
if I won Captain V before I bid on a fireman.

Also do you take bids via gaz in case peoples other halves are reading? :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:35, Reply)
Yeah, it's a secret auction.
All bids are treated in confidence.
So gaz away.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)
I have complete faith in the international financial system
Citibank duped out of $27 million...by Nigerian scammers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:37, Reply)
A meating with a fireman?
Haha.

Dok I should too really, quite a few heart attacks in my family as well. I've just filed it under the 'things not to think about ever' section though, I bloody love smoking.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)
I love smoking
Which is why I'll probably never quit :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)
Does someone want to come and clean my desk?
I can't be bothered but it was *suggested* to me that it needed doing.

Edit: 15 years smoking and counting here.
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:46, Reply)
bill
is that not another way of telling you to get out of the door?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:48, Reply)
*goes to Bill's desk*
*sweeps everything off into the bin*
Taa daaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:49, Reply)
Were you doing that because it needed cleaning
Or because the stuff was in the way of you doing something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:51, Reply)
Smoking
I've been at it for the last 33 years now. It's about time I gave my lungs a rest.

Yeah Sam I did that, until my brother had one, he's only 10 years older than me.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:56, Reply)
Dok...
I thought you were only 40? You started when you were 7?

And V now you mention it... it is a big desk...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:56, Reply)
TGBs desk cleaning skills FTW!
Now if anyone wants to do the rest of my job today I can go to the pub. :-)
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:57, Reply)
Great
I can do this 5000 piece puzzle in peace then

*tips out bits to nice empty desk*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:58, Reply)
I've got a desk under here somewhere
Or at least I'm guessing that from the fact that the huge piles of paperwork and bits of computers seem to be levitating a couple of feet above the floor. Haven't seen the actual desk for a while!

I do need to have a reshuffle soon though to accommodate another computer screen, just because I really like looking like I'm in a Hollywood film about hackers.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)
Damn it
I hit the wrong button, it should be 23.

I was doing so well as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:06, Reply)
*hands hat*
and then it all went wrong at once :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)
*wears hat*
You were just waiting on that. Tell the truth!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)
Maybe a little bit
heehee
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Thread Killaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Kaol
Damn you, you got in first.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
That's Dok's fault
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Don't blame me
I didn't do anything.

Well not this time!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:36, Reply)
All is well in
the land of Ethel and Red.

*clocks in*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)
Hey Efel!
How goes?
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Well
Hello there Red.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)
That was definitely you Dok
*hands hat*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Dok I think we should
make you a special gold TK hat :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:08, Reply)
With stars on!
Maybe silver ones!
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:20, Reply)
It does look
Like I deserve it, doesn't it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:21, Reply)
Like a wizrad hat?
I don't think Dok deserves a wizard hat
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:25, Reply)
Wizrad?
What the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
Not unless he's still
cybering with BritneySpears14!

Edit: bash.org/?104383
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
It's like a wizard
but rad-er
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
I love bash.org
It's full of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:36, Reply)
Work has it blocked
*sads* No whatever it was for me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:37, Reply)
enter roota
and hopefully this defibrillator's working...
*CHA-CHUNK*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
try
www.qdb.us
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)
Then you'll never know
Ha Ha!!!
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)
hahah
The highest ranked post on that site is brilliant Chains!

*officelols a hoy*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:42, Reply)
it is!
QDB and Bash are both good for a quick giggle!
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:50, Reply)
true dat I liked
rice crispies and hangovers don't go together
first time ive ever told a bowl of cereal to stfu


as well

teehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
Everybody off reading funny internet sites?
www.qdb.us/51570

<fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
<atsleek> lol
<Nefemus> what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:05, Reply)
LOL

(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
What?

(bill2, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
*claps*
very good everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)
Absolute best ever though:
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
(bill, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This might be better
<richcollins> christ how long does a reboot take
<w3wsrmn> took him 3 days
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:20, Reply)
hehe
Hmm I am leaving work early on Friday. I told my boss I'd work half hour lunches and till 6 today, tomorrow and Thursday to make it up.

It is now 523. Everyone in my office has left. If I leave early what are the odds my boss will call at 555 to see if I'm still here?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
If you don't leave he won't call
If you do he will. It's a fundamental law of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:28, Reply)
She's pretty crap
I don't think she will

I'm going to risk it... Laters fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:30, Reply)
cya
fingers crossed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:36, Reply)

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