It's Pancake Day!
The day when we're supposed to use up our fat and eggs, and start absolution by confessing and penance.

Fuck that. Who would you most like to smack in the face with a large frying pan, and why?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:39, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The bastard who tried to break into my car over the weekend.
I'd use one of those heavy duty Creuset pans.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)

You
For asking stupid fucking questions.

Tee hee.

*SPANG*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)

The Pope

( Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I hit someone with a frying pan once
We were both very pissed and trying to emulate cartoons. It didn't make a very satisfying noise, more of a low donk. And knocked him out for a few minutes.

I will point out that he was a willing participant in this activity.

*is a great believer in empirical evidence*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:46, Reply)

William Shatner
I hate that bastard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Hitlercock
He offends my sensibilities!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Thatcher.
Obviously.

That is all.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Bankers.
In times of boom, they tell us they know what they're doing and what they are doing is a specialist field.

In times of bust, they get hand outs from the government and admit, they don't know what the frig they're doing!

Above all, they keep their jobs.
(The Stig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Chris 'stinky' Martin

the smug, arrogant hippy fuck face.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Being hit with a frying pan...
Can have a detrimental effect on you!

www.wrestlinggonewrong.com/video/cactusjack_sandman_concussion.html

Tee hee
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Max Clifford
for being Max Clifford and no other reason.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:12, Reply)

John McCririck
He is hate filled and not in a good way.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Bob Dylan
Fucking whiny bastard.

I've always thought he was shit, and then a couple of years back they had a 'Dylan night' on BBC2. Maybe I should give him another go?

No. Utter shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Jade Goody
It'll take her mind off the cancer for a bit
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Bob Dylan
only made one good album after about 1969*. The early stuff is really good but he disappeared up his own arse years and years ago.

I took even more of a dislike to him after all that ranting about modern albums and digital recording technology being shit, and then taking Apple's money to be in an iPod advert.

*Blood on the Tracks
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Gordon Ramsey.
The cabbage faced mong.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:22, Reply)