Tell me b3tans...
What's your favourite sexual position?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:23, 31 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

the rotating
dilapidated lotus with secondary flotilla, page 186 of the karma suture, £2 from some bloke on a market

/doesn't get it much blog
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:24, Reply)

It's been a loooonngg time
So pretty much any realy.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Hunched over a copy of the Sport

in a park...alone.

*is arrested*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I don't know what position it is.
I always have the light turned off.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)

All of them!

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:34, Reply)

S'been a while
But I prefer going down on a woman, to sex. As for positions, classic doggy is best for an all-out fuckfest.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)

@Labia
You're a sick and twisted soul ; )
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Difficult to pick a favourite really
Probably either doggy style laying down (can't remember if there's a proper name) or tied down and blindfolded (either person).
( Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Doggy style lying down.
Is called a dead doggy.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Hmmm...
Dark alley.
No CCTV.
Me with the knife.
( Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Dark ally
no cctv
Kaol with a knife
Me with a shotgun and a ball gag
Blood and lovin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)

You already know.....

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Behind the fridge
watching. And abusing the pate.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Any one where I can still see
the football.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Dammit, not again Ape.
You didn't even pay last time.
( Cawl, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)

( WormuIus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Fook me
is that JMG?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)

The Uncle Fucker,
You have sex with a family memebr and then tell the internet.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)

THS IS NOT FUNNY.




at all
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I've never heard it called that before BGB
Sounds kinda unsexy but it's better than not having a name so I'll have to start calling it that.
( Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, Reply)

@Captain X
That's probably because I just made it up. But it kind of fits so I shall also call it that from now-on.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Ah, it seems I've been had
And not in the good way.
( Captain V, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I shagged a dead dog once
No wait, she's hasn't passed away from the terminal cancer yet.

/Jade Goody joke #421
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I prefer doggy
but getting blown when sat in a chair, drinking beer has to be teh winner.

I am a truly lazy cunt.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Any position that means your walking like John Wayne for an hour or two afterwards is always a winna.
.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)

It involves
A hammock, a riding crop and a string of pearls. Magnificent.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Every time I see Mrs Monkeysex
she leaves with cystitis.

I'm fucking awesome.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Ideally...
somewhere near a lady.

Sometimes I even let them know I'm there.

Real answer: various - I like to think of it like a well-choreographed sequence of dance moves. However, I suspect in reality it's more like akin to the same sequence executed by a mong desperately trying to lick their own eyebrows.

EDIT: And where's the poll?
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I likes bendy girls the mostest
:)
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:12, Reply)

My ex-wifes favourite position
Facing Harrods.

We also liked it doggy style. I'd sit up and beg and she'd roll over and play dead.



/coat
/veal
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I'm sat on the edge of the bed, and she's impaled on me facing me, and we embrace
and we're both tied together with a 10 metre length of Ethernet cable.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:10, Reply)