Right!
Let's stop hiding in the Bash thread below and let's have a proper HSH thread.


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, 116 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well
I'm all booked, train tickets and hostel. Sorted. I am not wearing a kilt though.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I wish I was going
I can afford to now you know.

Except I'd have to fly straight back to australia because I have work the next day. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:20, Reply)

You could...
Call in sick? Without posting on facebook about it of course.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Or alternatively
you could MAN or woman or lesbo THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHINGING.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Evening, all!
We all good?
(The Stig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I can afford to go
although still haven't booked a train ticket. For some reason, I tried booking a train-ticket about a month ago. For that weekend, it cost about £105 for London-Edinburgh return, but had I booked the ticket for a different weekend, it would have cost £33.

Anyway, as my office closes down for the week after Easter, I'm thinking of turning the trip into a longer Scotland trip, and explore a bit of Scotland and perhaps even have a microbash or two while I'm at it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Hmmm
I wonder if their ticket pricing desk routinely scan the calendars of all the major UK boards. I would if I were them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:27, Reply)

You might find
that they scan the UK calender and put the prices up around easter.

The irony is that they up the price, and then cut the number of trains and replace a lot of them with buses. The CUNTS.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Perhaps
it has something to do with that being the Easter weekend.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Quite possibly
Mine were £49, but the place I'm staying is £13, so not so bad.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:31, Reply)

My suggestion
Paints them as web 2.0

Your suggestion paints them as a bit '70s.

I suspect I know which is the right answer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Al
I know the only reason you're mean to me is cos you want to get into my knickers.

It won't work you know.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:34, Reply)

@ VC
If I did a jiggle would you let me into your knickers?

I'm only asking.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:36, Reply)

VC
It's possible he's just trying to get your knickers.

I hear they do that on the internet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:36, Reply)

@ VC
I know I don't stand a chance, being as I'm a bloke.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Tulip
Yep - But it might make someone jealous.

Lic - Also possible

Piston - maybe if I was drunk enough. But yep. Sober, you'd be one hundred percent right. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:38, Reply)

It's not just the inside of VC's knickers that are nice
it's the outside too. Outside, there are plenty of other pairs of knickers, some with ladybits stashed inside.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:38, Reply)

hell
some of those knickers have manly bits in them too because there are manly men who like to wear lady knickers :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:40, Reply)

*Purchases large crate of Castlemaine XXXX*
*Lubes up*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:40, Reply)

@ VC
It's only a rhetorical question.

I'm not really trying to get into your knickers.

I'd have a job, anyway, you're on the other side of the planet....
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:40, Reply)

*swiftly jumps into some boxers*
*hides ladypants*
( Captain V, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:41, Reply)

it can be arranged if you wish tulip
but got that it was a rhetorical question. I just wanted to shut Al up for a moment. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I have some silk boxers
that are practically lady pants.

I tend to slide off chairs when I wear them, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:42, Reply)

VC
I think you've probably given him a raging boner now.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:43, Reply)

well he hasn't said anything
so if he's wanking at the thought then at least it's quiet!!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:44, Reply)

.
@VeeCee:
But there are also shorts with girly-bits in them. Not to mention bras.

@Tulip:
Don't worry, the wonderful outside of VeeCee's knickers extends all the way round the planet.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:44, Reply)

*follows conversation*
*asplodes*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Home Sweet Home threads
Asploding hedz since 2008
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:46, Reply)

boss honey please
asploding is not necessary. come on now. scrape yourself back together.

Spakka - very true on all counts.

EDIT: /dons Thread Killer Crown.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:46, Reply)

*scrapes*
*reassembles*

Bollocks! I put my arse on back-to-front!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:51, Reply)

aw well
hang on a sec.

/reassembles boss.

There ya go.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Aaaww Fanks!
Thought I would have to poo standing on my head for a bit there:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:58, Reply)

never fear!
vampyrecat is here!!!eleventyone!!!1!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
That made me giggle.

Must be the wine; and I've decided to hit Scotland again this weekend for a visit to the folks and a piss up with Tulip:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:02, Reply)

yay for piss ups
I think next year I'm going to organise one in Melbourne in the easter holidays.
I only just discovered there are a few b3tans up there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Piss ups
Are always good.

Didn't know there were a lot of Oz-based B3tans. Mind you, even a fairly central Oz bash would involve a fair amount of travel!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:08, Reply)

ahah well I only know of one b3tan
but apparently there's a couple.

but hey - even if it's just one other person - it'd be good to have a piss up and get away from here for a day or two.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Oh there are a few
But I've just been informed I went to uni with Duffy. I wondered what had happened to her.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Duffy?
ahah wow - small world.

I have never met anyone from here I'm fairly sure.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Yeah
I knew her as Aimee mind and she was a tiny little thing, with short hair back then.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:12, Reply)

@VC
Nice one - Micro bashes are good fun.

@ PB

When are we doing the stand-up again?

May have some Jade Goody material if she hasn't pegged it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:13, Reply)

ahah
I don't think she'll have changed much somehow.

I haven't changed much since primary school. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:14, Reply)

BK
June 8th. It is on the calendar. I would knock the Jade Goody material on the head mind, someone tried a Jade Goody joke which went down about as well as a lead balloon.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:15, Reply)

@ PB
That's because for some reason people think that you can't be terminally ill and a racist, chav, moronic piece of human shit at the same time.

And they say only the good die young.

I wanted to call my quiz team the Jade Goody Pension Fund last night night and the rest of my team wouldn't have it. *huffs*

@VC
Surely it's only about 6 years since you were at primary school!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:17, Reply)

grins
its about 5 actually.

17! whoop whoop. hence the "next year" for the melbourne maybe bash. I'll be legal to drink then.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:20, Reply)

stand up
I wrote a bunch of stuff for a create-a-comic site that would work as stand-up.

Always toyed with the idea, never done it.

Put one of my jokes on sickipedia, did quite well.

Hmmm.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:21, Reply)

So, I wandered off for a while
And in that time, many people turned up, talked lots, and then I realised I cocked up a project, so need to go into uni tomorrow, despite having no classes. Boo.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:22, Reply)

@VC
There you go then - you won't have changed that much. Oh holy fuck! That would have made you 10 when my divorce went through! :S *olds*

@ LiC
Something I thought about for ages, then PB roped me into it for real.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:24, Reply)

probably I was born in '92
omg.
My cat is a dumb cunt.
I let him in easily half an hour ago - food in his bowl.
He didn't realise until he made me go check just now.

Dumb cat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:25, Reply)

My cat does that
Will sit at my feet and yowl. Eventually I go into the kitchen and OMG there's food in her bowl and she's all OM NOM NOM.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Haha
9 then!

Ah well! *noms wine*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:29, Reply)

MEOWOWOWOW
that's all I can hear!
OUT! out damn spot!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:29, Reply)

BK
Wasn't that a drunken bet? We still need to do the Alpha Course mind.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Who borked the thread?
For once, it wasn't me!

*EDIT* OK, I mis-read the time...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:30, Reply)

I don't think there was any thread borkage
However, this is the Duffy I knew back in '04...


( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Eww...
she looks hideous in that pic. Put white makeup on her and she's almost a dead ringer for Jack Nicholson's Joker.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:33, Reply)

@ PB
Surely we're still going to do it though?

Got to try it once.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:33, Reply)

She doesn't photo that well
In person she was bloody gorgeous. I'm saying no more than that.

/Edit

BK, would be some fun. I think I'll have to memorise Loon's answer to that.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Would though
I should probably find out if she's still alive first.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:34, Reply)

I don't photo brilliantly either
And I'm fairly plain.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:35, Reply)

DG
She does have a freakishly wide smile.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:37, Reply)

I think she's lovely looking
so Nerr.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Hmmm
She looks like David COulthard put a blonde wig-on.

But then I do think Jade looks like a post-op Duncan Goodhew at the minute.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:40, Reply)

BK
Oh that's harsh. When do you fancy a pint in Leeds again by the way?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:41, Reply)

@ PB
You know how harsh I am.

Well I just got paid, but this weekend I have made an eleventh hour decision to head north and see the folks/ get drunk with Tulip.

So, next week sometime?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:44, Reply)

ahah Piston
that's such an odd thing to do!

"harsh man - too far. so - want to have a beer? it doesn't matter at all!"
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Yeah sure, Friday perhaps?
I have things to do in Barnsley though, but the help would be welcome...

(gardening and painting and shite)
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:46, Reply)

@ VC
It does read fairly odd, doesn't it? He actually lives the next town over from me, so we've met up for drinkies a fair few times.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:46, Reply)

ahhh fair enough then
the next town over from me is 20 km in one direction and 15 in the other. I'm nearly smack bang in the middle
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Yes that we have
Although we ended up mocking the afflicted latht time round. Poor taxi dwiver...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:48, Reply)

grinth.
I do that every thingle day in my mathth clath.

it patheth the time much more eathily then mathth.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:49, Reply)

It was Tulip's howl of laughter that set it off.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:51, Reply)

I have a feeling
that I would laugh exactly the same.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:53, Reply)

@ PB
Next weekend is a bit up in the air at the minute, you're not exactly tempting me with Barnsley.

Yeah, Tulip can afford to laugh. Her diction is crisp as a bell, unlike the poor tax driver's.

@ VC
Oh it was funny. PB , Tulip and myself had a micro-bash and at Leeds taxi rank outside the train station they now have H&S guys in hi-vis vests to make sure you don't fall under a taxi. One guy had a lisp so we took the piss all the way back to mine. At the end the taxi driver went, "That'th Theven pondths pleath!

We hope he was joking.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Thought it was
Tell me about it though. Well, let me know, I'm generally free.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:56, Reply)

ahaha
/bites lips to stop from laughing.

I have a confession. We occasionally get people in at work (backpackers mostly) who have the thickest scottish accents I've ever heard and I can nae understand a word of it.

I think they have a bit of trouble understanding me though as well. I speak quickly or mumble when I'm nervous.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:58, Reply)

@ VC
Probably Glaswegians.

I get accent mimicry, and pixk up traces of wherever I am within a few days. Glaswegians could live in Iraq for 50 years and still speak Urdu or whatever it is with a wedge-thick Gorbals rasp.

It's impervious to geography is the Glasgow dialect.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Boss
I get that too. I went to new zealand over the summer and within two days had completely lost my own accent. I had people asking where in New Zealand I was born. I didn't actually realise until someone asked me that.

I'm thinking the situation may be a little similar in the UK.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:05, Reply)

@ VC
It is. I have a right Yorkshire edge now. The Scottishness only comes out if there's an 'R' in the word, like murder.

Oh well, off to bed now. Wine is finished and I'm up in less than 7 hours. Booo!!!

*huggles all*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:08, Reply)

night Boss :)
have a good one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Night Beekers
And VC, I get the same. I can do a perfect Warrington accent now (kind of a cross between Scouse and Manc), mind you I did live there for 4 years.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)

'Tis true
Beekers is a Scot but doesn't sound like one.

Whereas I'm not a Geordie, but sound like one...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:16, Reply)

ahaha
well. one of my party tricks is accents. They're lots of fun to just do.

russian accents sound sexy as hell - actually, any accent but mine sounds sexy as hell.

EDIT: Hi tourettes!!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:16, Reply)

^
That was me by the way. The other half had logged in when I wasn't looking...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Ah yes
Russian is quite easy to do.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:17, Reply)

DG
I'm heartbroken. Tell her I say hi then.

:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Woo!
I won a poker thing.

Won $36 from a $6.60 buyin. Subtract the $20 I spent on poker things I didn't win tonight and I'm still up. Woo!

Obviously not a lot but then I AM still not good at poker.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Beekers!
How are you?

Ha, je suis amused at DG getting ousted by Tourettes. Ha.


It doesn't take much to amuse me these days.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Podders!
heylo.

Lic - well done. Have a pint :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:37, Reply)

evening you squalid bunch...
just signed up for E'burgh bash.

woo and indeed yay!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:38, Reply)

@ Blaireau : Misérable ? nous ?!
Je suis mortellement offensé ainsi et ne vous appellerai jamais une fois le blaireau ou baz jamais de nouveau - simplement Blair!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:44, Reply)

VC
squalid as in dirty or immoral not sad or any other bad thingness.
love you guys and gals x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:48, Reply)

Blair - - - okay then. But.
*sniffs*

Soyez cela comme il peut - j'aimer ce traducteur parce qu'il me fait sembler que je sache une autre langue (je ne fais pas!) - et il me donne une chance de dire des choses normales et les faire sonner impressionnant quand vous les lisez à haute voix.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:53, Reply)

VC
je pense que tu est un peut fou?

first time i've typed french-ish in nearly 20 years...

and what do you mean with the sniff and so? i was using the word squalid as it should be used...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:56, Reply)

I am not dirty or immoral
......


Well okay that's a load of shit.
I just wanted an excuse to use a french translator!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:01, Reply)

ahaa! you sneaky cheater!!
a translating thingy!!

and if you ain't dirty or immoral then what you doin' on b3ta???

LOL x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:02, Reply)

/awkward silence
because without b3ta I never would have met a particular someone?

And the stories make me laugh when I'm on a downer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05, Reply)

answer does not compute...
you met the person because you were here? then it doesn't follow that you are here because you met them...


but i for one am very glad that you are here cos you brighten my sunday mornings!

feel teh love?

x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:08, Reply)

I (EDIT:) try to brighten everyone's sunday mornings
but blair - although I feel the love - I must warn you. They will be jealous if you continue saying that.

they will fight you off.
/grins.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:10, Reply)

they wouldn't stand a chance...
you know how early i get up, i'd sneak up on them as they slept...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:12, Reply)

this one is sneaky
and I'll not tell you who it is.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:14, Reply)

so anyway...
you gonna pull a sicky and come to E'burgh bash?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:16, Reply)

nope
I'm saving and saving so I can come to the UK for 12 months (am now thinking maybe longer) at the end of next year.

not wasting 3 grand on a night out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:17, Reply)

We interrupt this friendly flirting to bring you a news flash!
I'm off for a smoke.

In the wind. 'Cos I'm a Hard* Northern Bastard.




*Not hard in THAT way you fucking perverts. Hard as in I'm outside in the wind in nought but a t-shirt and Y-fronts scaring the neighbours dog with a rolled up newspaper, a 6 pack** and an attitude.


**Of beer


Ok, a glass of wine
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:18, Reply)

DG
wine, despite what some may say, is officially harder than beer simply cos it is (generally) stronger.

have a fag for me please, gave up 3 years ago and been missing it badly these last couple of weeks for some reason...


flirting? moi?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:22, Reply)

DG
I am a pervert. That's immediately what I thought of. And then I wondered why you told us. And then I banished the mental image from my head.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:24, Reply)

VC fancy a laugh?
just ran your french through an online translator machine...and this is what it gave me...

I mortally am offended thus and never will call you once the badger or baz never again - simply Blair!

Be that as it can - I to like this translator because it does me to seem that I know another language (I do not do!) - And it gives me a luck to say normal things and to do them to ring impressive when you read them aloud.


LOL x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:27, Reply)

Well...
I'll leave you two kittens to it, shall I?

I'm off to bed, because being the old sod that I am I need my beauty sleep. If I don't GET OFF soon, I'll be all grumpy in the morning. And that will never do.


*blows smoke in blaireu's direction*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:36, Reply)

gaaaaaaaaaargh
DG!

WHY!?!?!??!

/gets out mindbleach and scrubs eyes vigorously.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:37, Reply)

Vampers...
despite you being on the other bus, you love it really.

In an 'it's the internet so it doesn't count' sort of way.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:39, Reply)

DG
haven't been called a kitten in so long... and thanks for the smoke, i'm all hyper now!

VC truce? x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:40, Reply)

Do many people call you a kitten?
I thought it was just me...

G'night y'all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:42, Reply)

true dg
you are right. you're so right it's wrong.
/hangs head in shame.

yeah allright. truce. Stop with the x at the end though. it's almost like you're trying to be a nice (not sleazy) bert.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:42, Reply)

just you!
kisses goodnight, but not in a gay way x
no offences to VC x

edit: and who teh fluff is bert?

x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:43, Reply)

oh god
shakes head.
I'm off too folks. I'm wrecked. me and sickness means very tired.

EDIT: come on in the real hours of the day and you'll meet him.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:44, Reply)

okay then...
feels all abandoned and stuff..

nighty night x

edit "a nice (not sleazy) bert"

gets it...sexmonkeybert!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:47, Reply)