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(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:05, 279 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Morning Badger
How goes the day?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:09, Reply)
Fist!
Edit: damn
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, Reply)
No3L
Almost, but not quite.

Mwhahahahahahahaha
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, Reply)
Ha not quite No31
I'm good. Bored.

I think I've broken myself slighly as I was doing my wii fit workout last night and something started cracking (and no it wasn't my willpower to not scoff some pancakes)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, Reply)
Noes Badger
You're broken.

Quick No3L get the superglue, hammer and nails!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:14, Reply)
Mmmm pancakes
I just noticed we're over 100 pages of threads. Isn't that something?

I'm walking to get fitter. Four and a half miles yesterday afternoon. Bloody lovely!

*prepares industrial stapler*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, Reply)
Can I not
just have a massage and a cup of tea *scareds*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:18, Reply)
Tuesday?
That'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, Reply)
I wish I could walk to get fitter
But I have a dodgy knee, and can't walk for any length of time without crippling myself.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:20, Reply)
OK Badger
You can have a cuppa and a massage, I'm quite good at both of those.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, Reply)
Hello! Good morning all!
I have some very exciting news!!

*waits expectantly for someone to ask*

*wriggles*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, Reply)
How about
a massage with a belt sander?

Should sort you out good and proper.
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, Reply)
News?
Go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:24, Reply)
Psyche
I'm guessing you discovered the Higgs boson particle in your cornflakes this morning.

No?
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:25, Reply)
thankyouthankyouthankyou!!
*beams*

Okeys, so my little sig... Has been like that for months.

I've been working on something (which isn't that spectacular, but which I'm sooooo proud of)...
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:26, Reply)
...
Er... 'K...

Have fun with that :\
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, Reply)
What is it Psyche
You've been accepted as an astronaut?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, Reply)
House slave
And I've posted it on youtube, so if any of you would indulge me by having a little looksee I tried to teach him how to do the washing for me and videoed the practising!!

If you search "Rafe washing practise" on youtube it'll take you there!!

It may not be as important as the Higgs Boson, but it's far more exciting for me!

*more wriggling and general excitedness*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, Reply)
haha
Psyche has it been a slow month? :p That does sound exciting but I am supposed to be working at the moment so I'll have to look later!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)
and I'm sorry for hikjacking...
Hope your back gets better soon TGB, if you want a massage I did a course in aromatherapy and full body massage last year - got the massage bed, oils, everything. Even the fluffy white towels!!

And I'm not too bad at it either.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)
It's not my back
I think it's my "good" knee (aka the one I didn't break). Or my hip. Obviously I am getting old *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)
Slow month
What to do come 5.30pm when everyone on b3ta goes home... That's when the dog gets his slave training.

Next step hoovering.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, Reply)
*points and laughs*
It gets you in the end Badger!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:32, Reply)
Nope
"about 0 results for rafe washing practise"
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:34, Reply)
Oh!
In that case, nice work!

In other animal-related news, tonight I've gonna pull bits of skin off the toes of my lizard. That would be fine, but for the fact that she's fast and evil, and bites me if I so much put my hand in to change the water.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:34, Reply)
Morning everyone

(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, Reply)
Kaol
Next time you change the water, pop a couple of drops of Rohypnol in there.

Should make life easier.
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, Reply)
Rohypnol?
Where on earth would I get some of that from?

Plus I think it'd likely kill her.
And that's not the plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)
username1
Are you new, or are you just a new identity like myself?
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:40, Reply)
I can see Kaol
date-raping a lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:40, Reply)
oh
*is upset*

it should be there, I just watched it...

try

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_plwHKTTgE
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:40, Reply)
What lizard is she K?
We used to have a leopard gecko - again with the skin and the toes.

Then when I moved out my brother (who hd the gecko) didn't do the skin off toes bit and some of her toes fell off. Yuck.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:42, Reply)
Psyche
Stick a pin in the b3tamap - them we can all come round to watch you massage TGBhave tea and cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:43, Reply)
mr bollox
I'm someone whose had a change of identity, like your self. Thought I'd go incognito for a bit.
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, Reply)
Psyche
That is so cool, getting your dog to do the washing.

EDIT I wish I knew who these change of identity people were!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:44, Reply)
Same as, a Leopard Gecko.
I'm not worried about the biting, I just don't want to stress her out too much, not good for 'em.

I've had her for 5 years, since she hatched, and this is the first bad moult she's had.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:46, Reply)
heylo my lovelies
how are we today?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:46, Reply)
Dok
I'm an 87 year-old retired ferret-knotting trapeze artist named Mavis.

That good enough for you?
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)
Yup it is Bollox
Kaol at least it's not a Tokay, those are complete bastards!

Morning Vampy, have you had a good day?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:48, Reply)
I'm
a 3' tall black lesbian from an inner city council estate.

That narrow it down?
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:48, Reply)
I've had an okay day thanks
tomorrow will be better. I'm skipping school cos they cancelled my classes but still expect me to be there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, Reply)
Dok,
Tokay's are creatures of pure evil!
They don't have teeth, as such, more like a strip of jagged razorblade on eache jaw :|
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, Reply)
username1
Just a little bit.

still none the wiser really
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, Reply)
Thankies herr dok!
*so proud*

Off to have a gander at the B3tamap....
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:50, Reply)
Kaol
Yes they are, they had one in my reptile shop that in order to change the water they had to fend it of with a stick, untill it bit the stick in half.

Vampy, I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow, you lucky bugger!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:53, Reply)
Clearly username1 is Enzyme
Ashamed of his role in making cancer spread.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:55, Reply)
Morning
I'm still in bed, but getting up soon. We're expecting somewhere around 10 puppies for puppy school tonight, so I'm a bit nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:55, Reply)
well technically I have to go to school
but I'm refusing to. They want me to go to the damn sports day. The reason I didn't sign up was cos *shock horror who woulda thunk it?* I didn't want to go. I wanted to go to my classes. But no. they cancelled my classes and are trying to force me into going.

Stuff. that. shit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:56, Reply)
Oh
another puppet! Dance puppet dance!

Username1 is a really shit name as well. YOu get 0/10 for effort or imagination
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:56, Reply)
I wasn't feeling very inspired
I will change it when I think of something better! This account was previously called Ka01 but I didn't want to associate myself with Kaol...

And no, I'm not Enzyme.
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:57, Reply)
Well byesy bye
The boss has made a reappearance, and I think I'd better go pretend to be working for a while.

Thankies for niceness.

And good luck with the toe trimming...

Byeee!!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:57, Reply)
Well, you're clearly
Burt then.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:58, Reply)
I'm not a puppet though
I've suffocated, garotted and boiled my old username, before assraping its fresh, twitching still-warm corpse.

I then minced it and made a beautiful lasagne from it. It'll never be seen again.
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
I dislike you username1
Mainly as you have stopped posting as the "real" you and I probably didn't like the "real" you either which is why you changed yoru name
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Change it to
"Clearly not Vipros"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:01, Reply)
I'm going to let them
chat for a bit and see if I pick up on any of the old person coming through. But I'm thinking one is Al.

Sports days suck Vampy.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:04, Reply)
$$$ saving money is hard $$$

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)
gargh I'm a cunt
/spangs self.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:06, Reply)
^
Why?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:09, Reply)
What's wrong with
being associated with me anyway?
(The Light in Chain not really, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)
Surely
I'm I've got
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)
Everything's wrong with being associated with you, Kaol
And I'm not Bert or Al either.

TGB - you love the real me, infact your constant adoration and stalking is one of the reasons I had to change my name.
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
Why is everyone
changing their name. *disapproves*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
Oh come on?
That's a fuckin' poor attempt at mimicking.
Piss poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
Ooh
It's Tuesday so I've finally lost the L plate!
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:15, Reply)
I don't love anyone
I'm cold and dead inside
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
Cold and dead?
Warm and wet, as I recall...
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:17, Reply)
TGB
that's a filthy lie and you know it.

we all know how much you love bert.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Sorry
*stabs*
(The Light in Chain not really, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)
If you're V
I'm going to be disappointed at your lack of decent name and poke you till you squeak. In fact I'm just going to do that anyways
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:20, Reply)
Why are you so rubbish, fake Kaol?
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:20, Reply)
User
Everybody is warm and wet on the inside. Let me get a knife and show you!

Badger no you're not, you are a very loving person!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)
Kaol
admit it - you gotta be flattered that so many people like you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:23, Reply)
Because
I have you as a role model?
(The Light in Chain not really, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:24, Reply)
I agree
imitation is in fact the lowest form of sincerity
(beckyjsbx WOOP WOOP, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:25, Reply)
Now where did I leave my Clone Army?
I didn't order them all as Kaols.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)
I was part of Kaol's clone army
But I quit, the pay is pretty shit.

I'm not Captain V/X either...
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:28, Reply)
How do you quit being a clone?
Sounds like painful genetics are involved...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:29, Reply)
I now have a vivid mental image
Of a floppy-fringed Kaol.
*is amused*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:30, Reply)
Kaol
Would it not be more of a case of fatal to stop being a clone?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:33, Reply)
Nothing a pipe-wrench can't fix.
I would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:36, Reply)
A pipe-wrench
Is good, lots of splatter, you just have to watch what you're wearing.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:38, Reply)
Anyway...
I got some new jeans at the weekend. I knew what size I needed, so didn't try 'em on.

When I put 'em on yesterday they were fine, but for one burning issue.
Button fly.

Does anyone actually LIKE button flies? Or am I just a bit lazy?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:39, Reply)
Button flies are FAR superior!
Jeans with zips are for women and children.
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)
Lazy.

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)
there is nothing wrong with zips
zips are easy to undo....
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)
Fair enough.
I can deal with being lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:41, Reply)
So are buttons
In fact I think even ye ancients managed out how to work buttons
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:42, Reply)
Buttons are shit
Although it's a lot harder to trap your cock in button-fastening flies!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)
Zips
are my choice. Button holes in jeans tend to fray easily and this ends with things being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)
Lab you're shit
You button hating punk
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:46, Reply)
My fear is
Getting pissed, forgetting that I'm wearing button-equipped jeans, and having toilet-based issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:46, Reply)
Punks prefer zips
Although I'm not a punk.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)
Lab
But if you do it's a lot more painful!

Yeah Kaol, that can also be a problem, you just have to check, double check, and triple check just to be sure.

I'm not a punk Lab, I like zips!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)
Punks
prefer safety pins
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)
Safety pins
Have far more cock-damaging potential than either of the above options.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)
Punk trousers always have lots of zips
And the choice was between zips and buttons, so leave safety pins out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)
I prefer zips
Button flies are too damn fiddly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)
I'll
bring whatever I damn well want in to this conversation! Safety pins, blu tac, poppers, velcro all of it!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:52, Reply)
what about
elastic?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:53, Reply)
Elastic?
There's a reason "spastic" rhymes...

It's for when you're too retarded for Velcro.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:54, Reply)
ohhh so that explains
why you have elastic waisted jeans then Kaol.

huh. I always wondered.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
VC
are the astriks asterix asstricks stars in your sig in place of pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)
Too retarded for Velcro
Kaol, that's just set me off. You are a card.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)
Ahem...
If read back, just a few posts VC, I think you'll find there are buttons involved.

Also, I think I've gotta go to Leytonstone for work in a bit :\

Dok, glad to be of service :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)
Kaol
Leytonstone sucks big monkey balls!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:59, Reply)
Ning.
Like, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:00, Reply)
Yo Clendrix
Ooh a seven how exciting *takes seven* it's a very rounded 7.... with hand grips... and apparently will hit my gspot.

Best 7 ever
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:02, Reply)
TGB
No - they stand for a b3tan's username
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:03, Reply)
Do they have the
same number of stars as letters in their name?

Morning Drixy, a bit apathetic this morning are you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Oh if it's
more bullshit secrecy then I've lost interest.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, Reply)
I know what the answer is!
Does it begin with H?
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:06, Reply)
I think I know who VC's mystery b3tan might be
But I shall keep mum.

Edit: morning Clendrix!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)
User
Is that your old name then?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)
Nope, it's not me
Just guessing...

I think it does begin with H though, but I'm not going to say who it is.

Am I right Vampyrecat?
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)
I think
That everybody knows who it is!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Do you think the same as me then Dok?

(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:14, Reply)
User
Yes I do.

Vampy is being rather coy about who it is really.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Begining
with H and five letters. Wow I am really stuck. If only I had more clues. It's less than a whole you say? Interesting. Any more clues? It's about half of a whole? I think I may be getting closer...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:16, Reply)
ah
I willnae say yea or nae.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:17, Reply)
Attention wandered
I left with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:17, Reply)
I left with Labs.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:17, Reply)
deep breath
morning all , am a long time lurker , finally signed up and everything , am not anyone else , haven't been anyone except me , have posted in this poor qotw but this my first dip into the shark infested waters of hsh. I'm quite new to the whole internet thing , stumbled upon this place and was impressed by clever photoshoppery and witty irreverent patter

Why did you sign up to b3ta ?
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:18, Reply)
balanced
I joined for your mum.

/hangs head in shame.

And guys - I never said it started with h. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Hey NB
I signed up due to boredom and a year ago they had decent QOTWs not like the shit they spew out now.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Pleased to meet you, nicely balanced!
And welcome to HSH :)

I joined b3ta purely so I could post an entry to qotw, as I had been lurking for a good year previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Och
Vampy's turning all Scottish on us.

About right there Badger.

Come back Drixy and Lab, please.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Oi nicely balanced
Transformers...

Hello everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)
balanced ignore my last reply
I joined after lurking for about a year... so really I've been reading these boards and qotw since I was 14.

scary huh?
I joined for the same reasons. it was funny and there were good stories.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)
I joined so long ago I can't remember.
It was nice back then. Green fields and no twats.

Oi Lusty - when does your Big Day Out start?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:24, Reply)
Nicely
Hello there. These may be shark infested waters, but we don't bite.

Unless you want us to

Hi Lusty *hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:25, Reply)
careful balanced
dok packs a mean bite (so I've heard)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)
Yo Lusty
Did you have a good Birthday? You know you get a special Pen for Birthdays! I'll have to post it to you or something :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:27, Reply)
Oi Vampy
Don't be telling fibs now, I've never bitten anybody here! ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)
I joined so I could waste time at my old job, years ago
I don't have quite as much time to waste these days.

VC, you never said it started with H, I did! I notice you aren't denying it though...
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:30, Reply)
no but Dok
I bet you've always wanted to.

And user - I willnae say anything further, nowt a thing, allright?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)
robots in disguise
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:33, Reply)
Wotcha clendrix.
Big day out has been postponed. I'm covering my old boss, listening to the talker, losing the will to live and trying to decide which I should eat now, a plum or a pear and which I should save and have with my ham sandwich at lunch time.

I bet yous are well jealous of my exciting life.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:33, Reply)
I was a long time QOTW lurker
And one day TheRiddler posted a story about proposing to his girlfriend at halftime in a match between West Brom and Scunthorpe. I was at that match and created an account in order to reply to his message. Fortunately that QOTW ran for two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)
I did a degree in something like physics
So plenty of mention of transformers.

The robots in disguise gag NEVER gets old. Ever.
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)
Vampy
I'm not touching that one with a stick, and a very big stick at that!

EDIT User, something like physics? Would that be Exobiology then?
;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)
I don't even know what exobiology is!
So no. I only said it vaguely so people could'nt figure out who I am...
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:40, Reply)
sticks and stones may break my bones
you so will.
It's like harry potter book seven. "I don't want to die but I need to save face so i'll pretend to fight lord moldything and then pretend to die and then everyone will sads and then I'll be like *jump up from the ground all pretend zombie like* 'aha i'm alive! see!' while getting off over the thought of me and rons sis. "
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Wotcha!
I signed up to get back in contact with Legless, although he'd been sending me links for a good two or three years.

Never thought I'd have written so much bollocks in that time, but hey ho.

And all these alternate accounts and secret identities. It's getting like a bloody Marvel comic in here!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Hmm
what's your view on beards Username1?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:41, Reply)
i work with electricity
and so tranformers thing is a daily occurance , unfortunately I forget that not everyone understands , but somehow I feel safe here . I also have a mildly synasthetic issue with the numbers six and three which are like blue and yellow and add together to make nine , which is green . . .
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)
Hi all
Work, for some reason, is nice and slow. Perhaps the trained monkeys commonly referred to as civil servants are hitting the buttons in the right order today. Or not... as my phone rings again.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)
My position on beards?
I like them, I'm not a gayer or anything though.

I have a weeks growth cos I'm too lazy to shave a small beard.
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:43, Reply)
DG
I know, it's like everbody has a secret identity bar you and me!

Vampy

*chomp*

Braaaiiiins
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:50, Reply)
What?
I don't have no secret identity. If i did you'd all know it was me as it would be rude and obnoxious and spend a lot of time staring at Lusty and Clendrix's boobs
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:51, Reply)
Shut up you tart
*stares at lustys and clendrixs boobs*
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)
I stand by my earlier guess
Or maybe PJM.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)
I reckon
username1 used to be called Sam...
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)
Oh Ducky
It could be couldn't it!

Hi there BTW.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:01, Reply)
You guys should read HYS at the moment
Apparently, breastfeeding in public is offensive. The idiocy and ignorance of the chavvier classes astounds me sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:01, Reply)
Yo Duckie
how is the orange challenge going?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)
TGB
I need to find a decent source for them some time this evening I think.

I'm driving back tomorrow with a metric fuckload of them. There'll probably be enough for Rob to give one away free with every b3ta newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:07, Reply)
Afternoon all
I'm just sticking my head round the door for a bit. Work is unfortunately busy today.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:07, Reply)
All still wrong!
Keep guessing...
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)
Busy is fun
takes your mind off other things...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)
I'm going to make
smoothies with mine. Mmm mm mm
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)
Hi K2
Jebus Ducky, that's one hell of a lot of oranges!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:09, Reply)
Did somebody mention secret identies?
Since JMG hasn't been around lately, as elder statesman of the Master Geordie family I thought I'd say hello.

He's very well, by the way and thanks for asking. Currently nursing a nasty papercut, so typing's a bit of a problem for him.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)
naww
poor shnookums.
tell him we miss him and to MAN THE FUCK UP.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)
Oh, I've tried Ms Cat
He just cries...
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)
What's with all
the oranges, duckster?

Are you having an orangefest or something?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:15, Reply)
Yo SMG
I was so worried the Geordie family had abandoned us
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:15, Reply)
Oh SMG
How you have been missed.*






may contain traces of lie
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)
mmmm
oranges.....

and Master Geordie; give him a beating or two around the ears. tell him not to go crying or tattling to mummy.

then tell him there are boobies on hsh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)
Hi NB, Welcome!
Morning everyone else.

I signed up a LONG time ago after seeing this *Googles*: www.theregister.co.uk/2002/07/30/b3ta_com_good_pics_great/ Which followed the introducingmonday.co.uk (now dead) thing not long before.

After lurking for a while I finally signed up a few months later and am now a just under 2 months away from my sixth aniversay hanging around this place.

So it's thanks to a unfortunately much declined IT news site that now you all have to put up with me! ;-)

Edit: Afternoon even, where the fuck did the morning go?
(bill, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
*staggers in*
Work is shit at the moment. My boss and I are really busy doing nowt all that useful, fun times.

I'm also going to have an x-ray for the first time in years. Hooray =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
We've been busy
avoiding the benefits fraud squad. Hounding us, so they are.

JMG's window cleaning ladders are currently hiding in a neighbour's garage. It's murder, he hasn't been able to do his rounds for weeks now. So all the income he's had has been his disability.

Don't know what the world's coming to.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
Noon V & Bill
Strange that the two of you should appear at the same time!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
An X-ray, V(X)?
Is this something to celebrate? The only X-rays I've ever had done were of teeth, because fortunately, I've never broken any bones or had cause to look for nasty things in my innards.

I'm quite happy for things to stay that way too!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
Well Dok
I left his house before he did to try and make it look less suspicious but got stuck in traffic so we both arrived at the same time anyway!
(bill, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)
*unlurks*
I think that username1 is really DevilinTights.

*goes back to being quiet*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:25, Reply)
I
lurked for years reading the picture challenges.

Think the first one i remember is watership downs syndrome in a film challenge, must have been a good 6 years ago?

then signed up, then lost my details, then signed up again a couple of years ago to enter a qotw that escapes me
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:25, Reply)
X-Rays
I've had a few, all of which were of my head when I was a kid!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:25, Reply)
Bill
Isn't it always the way.

Tulip. Hi, long time no see *hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)
HLT!
*snogs* How the devil are you?!

And hello Bill and V and Halfy and anyone else who wasn't important enough for me to notice
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)
Tulip!
/huggles everyone

hey halfy, v and bill.

how are you all?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:28, Reply)
K2
I'm currently at a racetrack not far from Seville, and that's the reason I couldn't make it to Lusty's bash at the weekend.

As a forefeit, TGB asked me to bring back some Seville oranges. Seeing as I'll be driving back in one of the support cars, the challenge is on to see how many oranges I can fit in the back of a Range Rover.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)
thank you all for the huggles
*huggles you all back*

and how are we all today?

*distributes great swathes of cake, for old times sake*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)
Afternoon Tulip
Must be about time for you to burst into flower, I'd imagine.

Edit @rubberduck - Ah, I see. Makes sense now. Sort of.

At least you won't go hungry on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:30, Reply)
almost
I'm saving my petals so I look all pretty for next month's bash
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:31, Reply)
I just like the idea
of loads of loose oranges rolling around the back of a rangerover.

OOh I can haz cake? nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:31, Reply)
Well, I look forward
to seeing you in full bloom, HLT.

I must depart once more. Stuff to do.

Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)
HLT! *Hugs!*
I'm good thanks VC, starting to sober up though so might have to head out for "Lunch" soon!
(bill, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)
I might not go hungry
but I'll have a massive case of the shits.

Thank $deity for wipe-clean leather seats.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)
Oh old times cake
The best cake of all. Things are all good at Herr Doktors Home For Incurables. How's life treating you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)
gotta love "lunch"
in fact I'm going out for "lunch" tomorrow. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:33, Reply)
@k2
My doctor tells me the only way to confirm the diagnosis he's making is to rule out everything else. I recover too quickly if I rest for it to be a soft tissue problem so just need an X-ray to check nothing funny is going on with my boney bits.

Basically my knee cap is misaligned, almost certainly related to my gait problems, so it'll probably be a case of physiotherapy, reassessing my gait, possibly new orthopaedic insoles and [this time actually doing the] exercises to try and loosen up the muscles that are causing me to be misaligned all over the lower half of my body.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:34, Reply)
Ooh, that sounds like a lovely place Herr Dok
Life is a bit meh, actually.

the old times cake is freshly baked btw in case anyone thought it was just old cake.

and oranges are not the only fruit.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:35, Reply)
V get a Wii Fit!
The yoga and muscel stuff is great for posture and strengthening knees!

Also my thighs are getting quite deadly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:37, Reply)
I don't need more strength
I need less retabedness
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)
I wish I had deadly thighs
as it happens I must be one of the palest aussies ever met. Not deadly at all - not even in appearance.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:39, Reply)
how do deadly thighs work?
are they armed with machine guns?

Or are they infused with a special poison?

deadly thighs are no use without deadly pelvic muscles

*grins*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:40, Reply)
Tulip
That's not good, but at least you've the bash to look forward to.

It is a nice place, it's for incurable loonies. Most of the folks here would feel right at home.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)
I have
my birthday and the Edinbash to look forward to WOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)
I must say
I am looking forward to finding out whether you're all real or not.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:52, Reply)
I'm real
but I don't think I can afford to go to Edinburgh, its miles away!
(username1, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:53, Reply)
Sadly
I do exist. I have several witnesses to this fact
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:55, Reply)
Tulip
I can't speak for the rest of them, but I am actually real.

And before you ask, yes. Yes I am and evil mastermind with a hollowed out volcano base in the tropics.

I don't look like Blofeld though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:55, Reply)
oh good
that means you can have real hugs
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, Reply)
Why Of course it does
It wouldn't be a bash without real hugs!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:02, Reply)
Ah
See, I am a bash virgin and have no knowledge of bash protocol
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:04, Reply)
Greetings HLT
I have met several of them and can vouch for their reality. They have pins on the b3tamap and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:04, Reply)
I'm going to go to bed folks
I'm fucking tired.

Love you all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:04, Reply)
Hello LiC
Pins? Map?

*asplodes*

edit: night VC!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:07, Reply)
Night Vampy
Have a good day off tomorrow.

EDIT Oooooooh, a bash virgin, this will be fun!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:07, Reply)
Night VC!
And here's me just finishing lunch too. I have successfully switched from a sausage roll to an apple as an accompaniment to my sandwiches, which is a real victory as I LOVE sausage rolls.
edit: bloody predictive text - I like rolls not polls
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, Reply)
afternoon
how is everyone today?
(binary, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)
Sausage polls?
Similar to sausage poles?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)
Hi Binary
Yeah Lusty, he must have typed it wrong.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:15, Reply)
Hi Binary
A bit off and on myself. ;-)
(bill, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)
Well
I've had a lecture called off(being the lucky student that i am), so now have an extra 2 hours to trawl the internet without it having to be anywhere near educational!
(binary, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)
Binary
That's cool, I wish I could do that. I'm at lunch, aiting for a meeting to start, which eats into my time!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:21, Reply)
Arternoon binary
I deny all sausage-loving allegations.
HLT: I'd post a link to the b3tamap but it's almost impossible as I'm posting from a mobile. It's basically a map with the approximate locations of your favourite b3tans marked on it. You can add yourself if you have a google account or gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:25, Reply)
I may consider putting myself on the map
just to be the first person from "up north".
(binary, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)
Woohoo
Another Scot, only I live down South.

Booooooo
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:30, Reply)
Map Link
Here you go:

B3ta Google Map

I've decided to delay lunch as it has just started raining which kills my pint and a panini in the pub garden plans.
(bill, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:31, Reply)
I might also think about adding myself
Since I would be the most northerly b3tan on it so far.

edit: second most northerly, after binary.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)
I think
that everybody should put themselves on the map as it were!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, Reply)
There!
You now have my location on the map. I would put it nearer my house, but i don't think the parents would be happy if random b3tans started appearing at the door
(binary, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)
An excellent reason HLT
It might also lure some more Scots out.
hehe - predictive text suggests Pants for Scots. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, Reply)
och aye the noo
am a scot , have gaz'd to be added to the map , glasgow based
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:58, Reply)
hoo noo broon coo!
I'm in Glasgow too, being that it's the best city in Scotland! What side/end you from??
(binary, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:05, Reply)
I'm looking forward to the Edinbash
I have a kilt, need to buy a Sporran, and maybe a taser for if people look like they're about to look up said kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
*makes note to take batteries out of taser*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:08, Reply)
@binary
south side innit and yersell ?
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:10, Reply)
Remember
When wearing a kilt, you also get a skean dhu to play with!
edit-im southside as well!
(binary, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)
Nicely balanced
Binary is ym.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:12, Reply)
binary
That's the name I was looking for! I knew they were called something a bit smarter than 'pig-sticker'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:12, Reply)
*unlurks*
@Labia

You wouldn't tazer an old women would you?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:13, Reply)
BGB
I'd taser anyone who threatened to lift my kilt up, or reach underneath. Young, old, male, female, all would get zapped!

*goes all defensive*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:16, Reply)
How about an
Electrified cock-pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:18, Reply)
*memory flash*
Was I groping you on Saturday Lab?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Yes GB
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:21, Reply)
groping Lab
FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:25, Reply)
@LiC
if that's true I ll have to hide my fags
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:25, Reply)
I have full memory of Saturday night,
And I'm please to report that I didn't grope Lab at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
Kaol
You missed out.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
I am not a piece of meat!
You lot wouldn't grab just any- wait, you probably would.

Ok, you wouldn't strip nak- hmm, yeah you would actually.

You lot are filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)
Ooh and you love it!
I'd apologise, but we all know I'm not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
I thought it was sgian dubh
Only sassenachs spell it skean-dhu.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
How dare you!
I am not filth.

Ask anyone who knows me You'll have to take my word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Meh
I didn't know how to spell it, so I let google do it for me!

and what would this place be like if there was no filth?? *ponders*
(binary, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Lusty
You are pure filth, best of all the filths
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:36, Reply)
I would even go so far as to say
FEELTHY.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:45, Reply)
TGB
Best of all the filths? I don't know if I should be ashamed or proud.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:51, Reply)
How about a little of each?
Ashoud?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)
Proud dhaarrrling
Filthy and proud
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:54, Reply)
I don't think
Tha any of you are filth, you are all great.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Hey up gayfaces
And non-gayfaces. How's it hanging in this neck of the woods today?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:01, Reply)
I'm good PoD
How's yourself?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:03, Reply)
Not bad, good Doktor
Ventured into uni earlier, and it didn't rain on me for once. Woo.

Now back home lazing on the sofa before I do some of that work thing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:04, Reply)
Wish I was Relaxing
This work thing sucks, glad you didn't get rained on.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:07, Reply)
How goes it Pengy?
*hands Dok the sticky hat*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Awesome thread borkage there, dok
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)
I know DG
I leant that skill from a master.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Half an hour to go
Them I'm off home. I need to decide whether or not to pick up a bottle of wine on the way home or not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:40, Reply)
I'm off at 5.
Then, as I said earlier, I'm de-toe-skinning-problemating my lizard.
I'm gonna get savaged :\
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
Wow
That sounds so exciting Kaol!

Actually, in all fairness, it sounds more fun than writing part of a business plan for one of my classes.

Having fun at work, K?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:44, Reply)
Dok
you're very kind....

Right, am off again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
*shrugs*
Work is boring.
Anyone got any jobs going spare?

PoD, if it helps, after I've sorted her feet out, I'm gonna cook tacos, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
I dunno what to have for dinner
Maybe some southern fried chicken fillets and whatever else I can find in the freezer
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
Now that does sound good, K
In terms of work, I have no interesting projects on just now, and know of nothing fun going. Many sorrys.

I am however seriously considering starting a small product design business in my spare time. Any design problems appreciated :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
Hmmm...
Why are button-fly trousers still in existance?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:52, Reply)
Purely
to annoy you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:54, Reply)
As they present no risk of trappage?
I feel that is slightly outwith my power to control though; 'design something to remove button fly trousers from existance'.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Woo
Half an hour and then I'm off home.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
I am going to try
a new pizza takeaway tonight that my brother recommended.
However he has in the past admitted to liking Dominoes so he's obviously unhinged.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:12, Reply)
thread killlllaaaaaaaaaaar
Spunk hat for yooooooooou
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Badgerface!
How are you? Is your birthday passed, or upcoming? I forget.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
Yo POD
It's in 10 days WOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:33, Reply)
Thuuuuuh-RED KILLAH!
*passes hat back*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:26, Reply)
*runs in*
*performs CPR on thread*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:30, Reply)
There's no pulse!
Time of death 17:30...
(binary, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:51, Reply)
Fortunately
the thread was carrying a user-donor card, so the users in this thread can be used to help another thread live a full, satisfying life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:55, Reply)

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