In keeping with the sex theme the QOTW has started
If you could have sexyteim with any b3tan, male or female, who would it be and why?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:42, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You.
Why not?
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Erm
I'd have thought that was obvious!

:D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I want to be the meat.
In a Pooflake and Captain Placid sandwich.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Well, a big list:
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Erm, *embaresses* maybe I already have?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:47, Reply)

She knows who she is. Although I'm not sure what my girlfriend would have to say about it.

She is away at the moment though, so who knows?
(username1, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Me.
Cos I'm a wanker.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:49, Reply)

stalker?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=61101

:0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Your face
and Lady Deathstrike.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:12, Reply)

JMG
ooo baby
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:13, Reply)

hmmmm
One of them already knows who he is. :) quite clearly.

I wouldn't say No if Piston or Bert asked - and I definitely would not say no if HLT or Cackers asked. but I would never ask first cos I know they're straight laced ladies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I already have as well
but I'm very much looking forward to doing it again. Several times.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Only if I could cut their
face off and wear it as a play mask.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I think I'd go with DiT
He's one hell of a handsome fellow, with a rapier wit and a general, oh, I don't know, je ne sais quois?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Ooh snap
I'd go for DiT too cos I know it'd make him blush :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Oh God
what a question !

BGB or CHCB.

Why: er, they seem like interesting people so if the sex went wrong, there'd be something to talk about afterwards...
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Sex went wrong?
I doubt that.

You could have us both at once you know : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:29, Reply)

BGB
I think one of you at a time would be quite enough thanks ! I'm not greedy...
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I have no idea.
I'm crap at these question types :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I would like to just say
even though it's highly and ridiculously unlikely - don't think about my age. Seriously. I can handle it. I'm a big girl.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I'd have to go with CHCB too
without the evidence of her stories the fact that she seems so darkly cynical would make me think that she shags like a demon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Ha, stop eating then,
tubby!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:33, Reply)

DiT's no blusher!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I almost did last summer
when I was home :)
And I still would.

does cyber count?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:51, Reply)

TGB
cos she's cute and she cracks me up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Stusut
Purely to read how it would be portrayed were it ever to be posted on here.
(TheColonel, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I have engaged in b3tan-on-b3tan action
and don't think naming names is the way to go :(
( Maladicta, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:45, Reply)

She knows who she is
And its weeks til we can again! *cries*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Donate to b3ta
It's cheaper than match.com! ;-)
(bill, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:30, Reply)

what was that site with pictures of you all?
howhotam I or something? Not that I'd need a picture; the answer is 'anyone'.
(sirolimus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Anyone with
loose morals and a tight clunge.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:11, Reply)