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The Awakening
When did it first happen for you? The first time that you realised that the opposite sex weren't icky, smelly things?
I think for me it was when I watched the film 'Trading Places', and Jamie Lee Curtis took her top off. This was followed, a few years later, by her unforgettable striptease in the film 'True Lies'.
Thank you, Jamie Lee Curtis. You may not have known it, but you made me a man.
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:22,
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When I realised
that by giggling and stroking their arm they would buy me alcohol.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:23,
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^This
Hahahahahaha
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:24,
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OH GOD YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME ! LIKE I'M NOT EVEN THERE !
/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:28,
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Wait a moment!
I think I fell for this too.
Would again though ;)
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djtrialprice, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:30,
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I'll stroke
more than your arm sugarpie ;)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:33,
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But you curse and punch my arm
When you want me to buy you a drink.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:31,
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Because you are special
So get a special kind of love *smiles*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:32,
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The tough love?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:40,
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Watch out when women do that.
It means that they REALLY like you : )
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:33,
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She loves me like the brother she never wanted
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:41,
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It's true
but for Ma and Pa's sake I try and keep the bruising to non visable areas
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43,
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You'd better
Ma and Pa love me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:44,
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They tell you that
because they have to
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46,
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NO, stupidpants
They love me best of all their adopted children!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:58,
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Seeing my brother's poster of Debbie Harry on his wall, circa 1982
I was only eight years old, but life was never quite the same.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:24,
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In my uncles pub
Age 14 - sipping a coke, a middle aged woman came up to me and started chatting. Something seemed to click then and I realised that all those curves looked pretty nice. That was also the night I discovered vodka, and that women are tricksy creatures who would steal the precious.
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:26,
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Ten years old
A Helmut Newton picture. Mum binned it :(
As the Beastie Boys put it, "busted".
And then I discovered page 3, and then... well the rest is very private but the experience stayed with me and earned me a lifelong appreciation of boobies!
Oh yes, and Claire Grogan in Red Dwarf. Oh. My. God.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:26,
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I think I'm probably the only bloke I know who was never bothered about Page 3.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:32,
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Dude.
Page Free is a Nashernal Instertewshun!
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:37,
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So is the queen on the back of a note, but you don't see me oogling that eaither.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:39,
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TRAITOR!
Hang 'im! Spike 'is 'ead ahtside the Tower of Blady Landaan!
The Queen is a fox and you know it.
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43,
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Oh yes.
Yes, I would do one.
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:44,
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Gonz... I was 12 to be fair.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:49,
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I preffered the tramp porn we always found by the cricket fields.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:09,
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They are still icky smelly things.
I've just learnt to ignore that about them.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:27,
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Watching Fun House
with that cunt Pat Sharpe - no, not him... he didn't do it for me. But the blonde twins they had on chucking buckets of soapy water over the kiddies, well, I wanted to marry them. Both.
And then fuck um.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:28,
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I work in the same building
as Pat Sharpe.
He thinks he's cool with his Nissan 350Z. Just wait until I get a Honda Accord and park next to him.
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djtrialprice, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:31,
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Oooooooh...
Can we kidnap him?
Pleeeeeaaaaase?
And hook him up to a car battery.
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Cawl, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:32,
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I'll gaz you the address
and not mention this conversation to the filth.
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djtrialprice, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:39,
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Does he still have his power-mullet?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:40,
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Alas
No
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djtrialprice, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:42,
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He's dead to me
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43,
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He got rid of
it agggggges ago. Keep up.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45,
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Crikey
What's Pat Sharpe do these days?
I've always wondered what people do after they've made it slightly. It's not like they can go back to delivering Dominos part time...
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:40,
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He's a DJ
for Heart radio (for East Anglia / south Cambridgeshire at least)
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djtrialprice, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43,
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Holy fuck YES
I would have done unspeakably depraved acts of carnal debasement to them.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:32,
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I preffer the girls from House.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:40,
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repeats of Monty Python in the early 90s
Carol Cleveland.
mmmmmmmmmm
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djtrialprice, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:28,
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Personaly, I resent the accusation that I'm made of Slugs and Snails and Puppy Dog Tales.
I am NOT made out of them, except maybe Puppy Dog Tales, there is deffo a bit of that in me.
I
AM made out of Sugar and Spice and All Things Nice. FACT.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:30,
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*licks*
Needs more spice
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:34,
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*Applys Cinamon*
And how are you doing lovely?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:38,
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All the better now you're here :p
Actually not very well but I'll get over it *mans the fuck up*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:39,
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Oh babes, all the most fabulous people have head wrongs.
I don't know about you, but with me it's the knowledge that I'm practacly perfect in every single way, and as such, I'm limited by the amount of people I can grace with my presance, and I doom the rest of the world to not having that pleasure... in fact, this was how The Class System was created.
I imagine your probs is very similar, and it can be cured by MOJITOS.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:43,
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This made me smile lots!
Thanks *huggles*
So you buying the Mojitos? *stokes arm*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47,
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Watch out for that one.
If he asks you if you like Chinese food... run for the hills.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:53,
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Pisty baby, do YOU like chinese food?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:55,
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Always have, Gonzypoos, always have.
*licks*
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:56,
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*Strokes your arm, plays with my hair*
I'll have a [everything on the left hand side of the menu], thank you darling.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:08,
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You're ON !
=D
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:54,
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Probably
Debbie Harry in the video for Heart of Glass. I was 7/8
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Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:34,
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would
*boing*
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46,
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Shamefully, watching Michael J. Fox
But not as Marty McFly...Oh no...as Teen Wolf. *spangs self*
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:36,
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I'm no bumtard, but he would DEFFO on my "if I was, innit, you know, one of 'em, I'm not, just sayin' like, but _if_ I was" list.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:53,
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But in teen wolf?
*shudders*
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:55,
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He's so dreamy that I forget the rest of the film.
It's such a shame that his later careea ended up in second-rate sitcoms.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:01,
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Hey, I liked Spin city
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:05,
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It's no Kings of Queens.
*has EVERY eppisode on his hard drive*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:06,
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Because king of queens is RUBBISH
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:10,
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No, You're rubbish, they're rubbish, the entire whole god damn system is rubbish (except King of Queens).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:14,
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Pfft
*adds gonzo to the shit list*
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30,
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SADDEST OF SAD FACES
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:55,
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He is in Rescue Me
now though. WIN! Denis Leary WIN MORE
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:12,
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Is that the one with that girl who's like the Grim Reaper?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:15,
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Probably Carol Decker from T'Pau
The picture on the front of a cassette made me feel tingly in my swimsuit area.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:37,
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would
*boing*
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:46,
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"Don't push too hard..."
Stiiiiiiiiiiff!
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:49,
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Glad I'm not the only one
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:51,
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Just googled it
If I had encountered that as a nipper, that would have done said funny things.
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:54,
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It?! IT?!!!
Have some respect for my first love!!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:57,
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Sorry, sorry!
Is "the thing" acceptable?
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Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:59,
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Just thought of another one...
Kylie Minogue, on the cover of her first album, in the 'I should be so lucky' era.
This was ruined for me, though, when a friend told me he wiped his wang on the cover of the cassette while murmuring "I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky..."
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:45,
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I remember it well.
Saturday June 7th 1969. My 10th birthday. As a special treat I could take 3 mates to Wimpy for a burger followed by a cinematic extravaganza. A double bill of Dr No and Thunderball.
As I watched the glorious Ursula Undress rise from the waves I felt a strange stirring (a couple of years before the real stiffenening bacame instantly obvious but thereby hangs another tail). She truly was a goddess come to earth and ever since "Underneath the mango tree" has also held a special place as a musical aphrodisiac.
Thanks for reminding me.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 May 2009, 11:58,
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When I first started watching ER, aged 8
And there was George Clooney in all his mumbling head-tilting glory.
Even now, he can still do funny things to me...
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:01,
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My Mum
Fancies him. And for some reason, Colin Firth and Matthew McFayden.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:05,
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My mum used to fancy him too.
That's what made it a little bit odd.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:08,
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Odd for you, brilliant for him!
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31,
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This:
www.b3ta.com/questions/schooltrips/post68011
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:13,
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The Grattans Catalogue 1977
Not just the womens underwear section but also the showers and sunbeds offered buttock and sideboob action.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:22,
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Sideboob are win.
Plus seethrough
brassieres brasierres tit-cups were a delight to behold.
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TheColonel, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:57,
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Kelly McGillis in 'Witness'
possibly not my earliest but a significant one, nonetheless.
Her black Amish dress tumbling downwards as she bathed and her turning around to present Harrison Ford with a deliciously pert pair of neat but sufficient norks was the perfect metaphor for my loss of innocence.
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bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:58,
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Sally James
So much more special than that bird from Swap Shop (the one that married Cheggers)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:40,
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1981.....
Clare Grogan and Dee Hepburn in Gregory's Girl.
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Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:52,
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I really don't remember a time
when I wasn't interested in the opposite sex.
I have always been very interested in girls/women. Even at 5 yrs old I always wanted them to be nice to me (I always looked too). Of course what I considered actually being "nice to me" has changed considerably over the years. When I was 4 or 5 I knew I wanted something, but wasn't quite sure what it was. By the time I was about 12 I knew what I wanted but it was for the most part theoretical for what seemed like an age to me then.
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:53,
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*confused*
i put my willy in jam and it gets warm
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TheColonel, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59,
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Aged about 7 or 8...
... Rachel (I think her name was) showed me a bruise at hip-level by hitching her skirt right up her leg in the park. Gave me a totally unexpected rush that I utterly failed to understand but can still remember.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:23,
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