Work is making me want to slip into a coma
so here's a question:

If you had to be stranded on a desert island with any b3tan or group of b3tans (as in Lost), who would it be and why?
(Grrrrr Tigers, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:43, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All of them except Kaol
because he'd be the first to turn on us and eat us.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I disagree.
I would pick Kaol.

He has knives to kill animals with.
He's tall so can reach for coconuts that we can drink.
And I wouldn't chuck him out of bed so that's all bases covered really.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, Reply)

True
At least with me you know I'll only eat the dead!

How they get dead is another matter though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Won't say
You can't make me!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

teh sexy ones
That are willing to lower their standards with a bald headed and hairy shouldered missing link.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Hmm...
Spikeypickle for the fun of it
Vampyrecat for the hugs
Frank & Spanky to make everyone laugh
Chickenlady to mother everyone
DG & Tourettes to keep order (ok, that'll mainly be Tourettes though)
Also beckyjsbx, TGB and the rest of the OT lot, to keep me sane.

EDIT: Enzyme, because he'd use his massive brain to somehow build a boat out of sand, leaves and cheese to get us home.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Actually
I would have to have everybody.

They're all great and good for a laugh.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Hmmm...
Who here works out a lot?
I'm not eating any sickly meat.

Also, I hate coconuts.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I'd dislike being on a desert island.
A) I hate sand.
B) I hate coconuts.
C) I can't eat fish.

On the plus side, if there are animals, I'd be sorted. I'm pretty decent at hunting, and I'd only get better. Also, I'd eat turtles.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

haha
what if there were polar bears there? Polar bears covered in saaaaaaaand :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I'd get used to the sand sooner or later, I reckon.
I'm not a fan of hot weather, so I'd become nocturnal. Polar bears can't see well at night.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I'd spend my days
covering you in sand whilst you slept
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:01, Reply)

You could give him sand boobs
.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Bollocks to that,
I'd sleep up a tree.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Well, she'll just have to fashion a rudimentary bucket
from the shell of your last turtle meal, and use that to carry sand up the tree to pour on top of you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:26, Reply)

If he's up the tree,
A leaf bra could then be fashioned for the sand boobs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Unless, of course,
he goes to sleep in a coconut tree...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:31, Reply)

God damn,
I hate you people.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hey, I've just got your best interests at heart.
A bra fashioned from two halves of coconut would give you the support you would sorely need. If TGB and Applebite were to successfully build sandboobs atop your chest whilst you slept in a tree, of course.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I say
we just cut down the tree he is sleeping in
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I say you can fuck off.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I say
Wildebeest are fucking awesome.

But it isn't really relevant to the matter in hand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03, Reply)

You're missing out on so many things...
For example- boullabaise, enjoyed on a sandy beach with coconuts for afters.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00, Reply)

That can all fuck off.
I just need pigs, a machete and water.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, Reply)

You could always apply to be on Shipwrecked: Battle of the Islands.
And have massive barneys with the silly misinformed little girls who don't want to kill the pig that was intended as a food source.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I'd kill it,
Quickly and efficiently.
Then tie 'em up with the guys.
That'll teach 'em.

EDIT: Guts. Not guys. That changes the meaning in all kinds of ways :\
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Actually Edmund was in the army for a while wasn't he?
He might be useful.

Build a bivouac (sp?) and skin rabbits and stuff.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, Reply)

lol

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:03, Reply)

What the shuddering fuck!?
I do hope you intended to edit that to include a healthy dose of irony, because I don't think that genuine usage of the term lol is really becoming of such a lovely b3ta lady.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

It was a genuine lol and not for you.

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I've just got back from the jungle.
Did an isolation phase with just a machete and belt kit.
A machete is all you need really.

Also, the jungle/tropics is probably the only environment you can survive in without clothes.

Bring on the nekkid.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Oooo! scratchy though.
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Therefore,
the perfect place for a load of bored, stranded b3tans.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Yeah
we can pass the time by checking each other for those hard to reach ticks and leeches.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:09, Reply)

If we have to be nekkkid
I'll pass. I like you all too much to inflict nakid badger on you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Damn :-(

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Yep
I was in the Army and RM for a while, and was crap, hence no longer being in. But I'd be happy to come along.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32, Reply)

I would like to be stranded with DonkeyGums.
He is very funny and good at climbing trees.
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I'm hurt :(

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, Reply)

But you said you'd be crap on a desert island...

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I'd be angry, all the time.
But quite useful.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13, Reply)

But can you climb trees as efficiently?

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20, Reply)

...
...

No.

Why'd you need to climb trees though? Just burn them down instead.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I like watching men climb trees.

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Oh I see.
FINE.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Well,
I can't even lie on the sand with you, can I?
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:38, Reply)

You can lie all you want,
If it makes you feel better :(
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:43, Reply)

*lies*
*feels great*
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Awesome, isn't it?
*grins*
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:48, Reply)

'lo miss clenders
you still coming to the beer festival tonight? I'll be there with my work colleagues. Be sure to embarrass me in a b3ta stylee if you see me.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Hello you!
Sadly, I have skived off college so much recently that if I do so again tonight, I may be thrown off the course :(
Beer or education? You'd think there'd be no choice.

Oh, it would have been nice to see you though.
*sighs*
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:17, Reply)

awww nevermind
I'll just have to get so drunk that I do all the embarrassing myself.

It's a gift.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:18, Reply)

You are truly blessed, Jesus.

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20, Reply)