Tonight I'm having my favorite meal my mum can make me; home made egg'n'chips.
I've been looking foward to this for over a month now, I don't care that it makes me ill tomorow, it's worth it.

What's the favorite meal your mum/dad could make you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My mum's a good cook,
I like most the things she makes, she's making me a pavlova for my birthday on sunday, that should be nice.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:05, Reply)

yes, that's right it is my birthday on sunday

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

HB for then!
Pavlova is my favourite.
( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Thank you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

What are you getting me for your birthday?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I'm going to be offline all day
as a gift to you all.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

My mum makes an awesome roast

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I'm going to my mums tonight
I'm hoping for her awesome cassarole
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I really miss my mum's cooking :(
Hurry up and come home, Gonzo. I want need Thai food.
( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Ohh C'Baby =((((
*Offers Massive Hug'n'Mojito'n'Thai Food tokens, in fact, gives a whole booklette of them*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Whatever Marks and Spencer has on offer in the ready made meals section usually.
.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

one of her roasts
or pork schnitzels with poached egg, anchovies and capers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Cheese, salad and home-made chips
Cheese and onion flan
Vege mousakka

Yes, I was a vege, and my mum's a great home cook.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Homemade? Did your mum lay the eggs her self?
I had lasagne at the 'rents last night.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

My mum isn't a very good cook,
Bless her.
She makes good scones though.
So... Cream tea.

My Dad can just about heat a can of beans up.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I had a very nice dinner at your house.
You leave your ace mum alone.
( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

:(
Hey, I'm just being honest.
Sometimes she does a good one, but most of the time it's not so good.
Which is why I do most of the cooking. 'cos I'm fucking AMAZING.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Yes, dear.
*soothes*
( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

ummm
Dad's Apple Pie.

Fucking win. In pastry format.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

If only there was some way of combining eggs and a cup

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

pffft

( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Wait a sec here, hold your horses, this needs clarification.
/ac

Are you talking about this *QUOTE* 'EGGY CUP' *END QUOTE* thing I've heard all about?

I don't understand it, but it sounds good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Gonzo: King of EggCup

( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

What is it, exactly, though?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Look here:
www.twoeggsonecup.com
( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)

:(
NSFW.
Thanks a lot.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Really?
What are you, some sort of egg pervert?
( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

You didn't know?
I was arrested for wanking in a farmshop once.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I remember that.
The goat didn't look happy.
( thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Dads curry
Mums an appalling cook; I had what I thought was a heart attack (but was an oesophageal spasm) when I was 29 thanks to my mothers' cooking.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Ha!
Being of Irish blood I'd rather eat the nappy off a baby than have to endure my mum's cooking.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

^Ha!
Fucking funny/horrible turn of phrase you have, Tuggers, so y'do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Growing up, my father had servants
This was most fortunate, as his mother could not cook AT ALL.

In later years they emigrated to Canada, without their staff, and she had to at least try.

Sample menu: unseasoned boiled mince in a soggy grey heap, accompanied by sweet jelly (as in child's party stuff) - with tinned mixed veg in it.

It's amazing the poor fellow made adulthood.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

My mum is an amazing cook.
Possibly something to do with the Italian heritage.

She once made a full Greek meal (Greek salad, tzatziki, briam, saganaki, the works) that was so good, I very nearly cried.

Granted, I was ill and had had an awful day at work, but she was so chuffed, bless her.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, Reply)

When my Ma needs to feed somebody something decent, she calls me
and I email her step by step instructions strewn with the caveat.

"DO NOT BOIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

We lived on deep fried and microwaved food as kids.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

And fry ups...
Lots of fry ups.

And maybe a hang sammidge?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:12, Reply)