OI!!! TIGHTLY!
Yes, you!

Where's your bloody bash being held then?

It's three weeks tomorrow; I need to be prepared, suss out a route to the venue and decide what to wear and EVERYTHING!

Bloody lackadaisical sod.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:47, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/gaz/write/50811
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah, I know
I just thought I'd shame him publicly is all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

That's what the stag do's for isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)

True...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Ooh get you Pa
are you having an old man rant? :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:53, Reply)

YEAH!
Wotcha gonna do about it? EH?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Not much
if anything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Sit you down in your rocking chair and pop a tartan blanket round your legs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

and then bring you your pipe and tea.
:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Bugger off!
Bloody young 'uns. You're not getting any Werthers originals from me.

*grumbles about price of butter shooting through the roof*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, Reply)

awww luff you dad.
guess what I have?

/holds out your spectacles and cane.

/runs
/trips
/falls in a puddle
/is a bit wet and muddy.

fucksocks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

*check digital calender*
Yep. Still 21.
( Captain V, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Shooting butter through the roof
Can be pricey. Have you considered switching to a tactical margarine launcher?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Don't forget to help him put his tartan booties on
If he get's cold feet, he'll go off on one and the only way to shut him up will be to put the golf on the television.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

He never takes his
rather dapper coat off though so we will have to febreeze it whilst he wears it :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)

GOLF?
I wouldn't be caught dead watching that fucking dull pile of shit.

I swear, years ago I worked with a lad in a kitchen who asked if he could change channels on the radio to listen to the golf...

LISTEN TO GOLF? Can anything possibly be more dull? You can't even see the fucking ball on the bloody telly; radio commentators must have to be really talented to describe the utter dirge that is golf on the radio.

I don't like golf; can you tell?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I can understand listening to soccer and to football
and even baseball - but golf?

/shakes head.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Golf?
wt...eww.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

no no no
you put Doctor Who on to keep him quiet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Do that at your own risk.
You know what happened last time.
Semen EVERYWHERE.
( Cawl, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

It's fine
I've nailed the blanket to the floor this time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

God's Teeth
These young 'uns reall have no manners these days!

*Gets slippers, pipe, and smoking jacket*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

/hands cane and spectacles.
/curtsies.

I'll teach you fucking manners you grouchy old get! /beams.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:32, Reply)

When I were a lad
We'd never think of giving our elders back chat!

Oh, the youth of today.

;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

So you admit being an Elder!
you're not old though - don't fret.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Not Old
Just older than a lot of people.

Yes I am an elder person, well elder than you anyway! ;p
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47, Reply)

just about everyone here
is my elder.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:48, Reply)

That's a good thing!
You don't want to grow up too quickly.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57, Reply)

I'm an Elder
You can call me Hastur.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:01, Reply)

So am I!
Can I interest you in the Book of Mormon?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Not really
Can I interest you in having your soul devoured by chittering things with tentacles for faces?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Sprite Spray!
Thank Mormon for sealed keyboards.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

The Elder Gods
Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Lackadaisical
There's no s.

Sorry.
(TheColonel, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Bloody smoggy pedant
You goin' DOOOOOWWWWWWWWN!

and we're probably joining you
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Edited
happy now? Eh? EH?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:06, Reply)

:)
See you in the Championship.
(TheColonel, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Davros,
Has anybody ever told you you bitch and moan like a little girl? I mean, "decide what to wear"? Man the fuck up.

I still think you're grand though.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 22 May 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I know
It's most unbecoming of a 38 year old northener, innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 18:51, Reply)