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Has anyone ever used Sage (the finance programme not the herb)?

Is it hard to use?

Erm and to all the people that haven't: If you could cover anyone in ice cream and then lick it all off who would it be and what flavour ice cream would you use?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:39, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I use sage.
The only training I had was from the previous women who handled the office work before my dad took the company over. Quite easy once you get the hang of it and I'm a thicko with accounts so you should be ok.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Yes I have
No it's not that hard to learn.

I would use Strawberry ice-cream, but I'm not saying who I'd lick it off of.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Nope
but you might like to look at KashFlow as an alternative.

Apparently it's much better, easier to use etc.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:42, Reply)

No; never, but I am wondering if it's worth training to use it.
As for the ice cream: Ben & Jerry's Phish Food and the guy who does The Spoony Experiment.
( Maladicta, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Very easy to pick up
Worth learning for sure.

I'd use lemon sorbet - clean and refreshing.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Thanks Guys :)
And I don't have a choice in the matter, it's a requirement for a job I've seen. Wondering how well I can blag it!

Hey Mal long time no see :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Long time no see any of you :(
Work ate my life for months and months when we were backlogged, and today I've got the day off to wait in for my new PC to arrive. I booked a morning delivery and am wondering if Dell are stupid enough to count 1pm as morning, or if I should cunt them in the fuck.
( Maladicta, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Dell are stupid enough to do many things
Although they seem to actually not been off their faces on stupid the day they made my desktop.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:49, Reply)

haha it
will probably arrive at 4:38 because Dell can't tell the time at all.

Tis rubbish work getting in the way, my work is quiet and slow and dull hence me living on here!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I'm beginning to think this might be the case.
Damn good job I took the entire day off work and not just 4 hours' lieu... they've sent it to a local courier, whose site assures me it is "ON DELIVERY" as of 7.28 this morning, when I was awake. *fumes*
( Maladicta, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I've not used it, but had to write an essay about it
It's meant to be very easy to use, as long as you aren't a computer-spong.

Are you a computer-spong?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Yes.
gleeeeee.
( Maladicta, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:52, Reply)

A mate of mine
was Sysadmin at a charity that used Windows Small Business Server, and they also used Sage, and used Sage's middleware utility, ACT. It did not fair well when the OS was updated with a particularly important service pack and the server pretty much fell over.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Yes
No
You
Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Aww
you went for the expensive ice cream and everything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Nothing's too good
when it comes to licking it off a real live woman.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Cookie Dough?
Call it Fudge Brownie and I may oblige.
( Maladicta, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:59, Reply)

It's a tough one, that.
If I want to be sensatial, it'll be something like mint and strawberry, as that'll be tingly and strawberrys are 'sexy fruit'.

If I want to go for flavour, it'll be Peanutbutter and banoffee ice cream (one day I shall make this)... however, I dread to think of what the sheets would look like afterwards.

She'll be Leanne Salt, that's a deffo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:02, Reply)

As to Sage...
My mum learnt how to do things in that before she could email, so it can't be that hard. Grab yourself a copy and give it a go, should be easy to blag.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

No
Ben and Jerry's chunky monkey. Never met anyone else who likes this flavour, so no danger of some skank wanting to share.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Sage = no (sorry)
As for the ice cream...

1. Haagen Dasz, strawberries and cream.
2. She knows who she is.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

*blushes*
ohhh you....
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Sorry Gonz.
:(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Sage - easy peasy.
I would love to be able to lick the ice-cream off myself.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Rum and Raisin
TGB.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

good call...
.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

calculator.exe
and chocolate, off Mr Motivator.
(TheColonel, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I'd use Sage flavour.
Makes my tongue tingle.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I don't use Sage
but last time I did the ice cream thing it was strawberry cheesecake flavour. Which was nice, but it had all these little lumps of cake in it, which did somewhat spoil the romantic atmosphere as I was chomping away at them.

Tasted bloody good though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)