hello internet peoples
it's my birthday today.

my proper one that is.

feel free to pander and/or insult as you see fit.

EDIT: thank you for all the fluffeh replies :)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:54, 38 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hello you gorgeous fluffy thing!
Happy Birthday!

/gives massive boobsquishyglompy hugs
/gives cake
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Happy tiny shorts Birthday.
Did you get any nice cock presents?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Happy birthday hunnybun.
Birthday snogs and mucho gropage.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Happy birthday,
ummm, eat cake and get drunk and stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I knew your were nice deep down.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

He's lovely really, he just doesn't pander much

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Thats because the way the sexes interact on here often makes me feel sick.
edit: see al's post above.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

It's only a bit of fun.
We're not like this in real life.....much.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I know, I like al a lot
still fucking creepy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Different strokes for different folks.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

That special stroke
is just for me then BGB? Aww :)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

*voms*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Awh, poor girl.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

^ *laughs*
You're going to have to get used to this.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

vinegar ones

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Happy Birthday
See, I still believe in them.

I'm sure you will have a spiffing time.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Woo!
Bappy Hirthday!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Happy birthday
no cake here though. Have a minstrel to do with as you wish.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

i love minstrels
oh, is it a chocolate one or a black and white one?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Your choice
it's your birthday afterall
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Yay!
We share a birthday.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

woo!
happy birthday to you!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Happy Birthday HLT
:)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

HBTY, young tulip
I say young, because you are currently less than 77% of my age (if my calculations are correct and my memory of how old you said you were last year serves me correctly).

Have a grand day. Hope you get plenty of whatever makes you happy, whether it be cake or cock.


Or both. :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

I was 19 last year
may be a lie
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

*does quick calculation*
So if you're just under 77% of my age, I'm only 26.

*likes*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Bippy Hearthday
You look fantastic for however old you are.

/pander
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

CHOOLIPS!
Happy Birthday, you old bag.
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I won't get any pandering on my birthday next Sunday.
You'll all be in bed with hangovers : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Hope it rains
and you can avoid the dreaded get together.
You know why they're called that?
All the gets together.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I shall pander to you
fear not
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

*waters*
Hippo Birdy tulip

I hope you're having a great day.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

*Sings happy birthday in a marylin monrow style*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Excellent post, as usual...
YOU FUCKING GAZ IGNORER!
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

It's...
...my Mum's birthday today too - Many Happy Returns to the both of you ;)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Happy birthday
You adorable numpty!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Even though I don't know you,
Happy Birthday!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)