I've just noticed I've got an apple on my desk
when did something fun last happen to .... oh ffs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:34, 54 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'm bored al,
who should I argue with?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Me.
We seem to rub each other up the wrong way.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

You'll rub anyone up won't you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Yup!
*blushes*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I've given up arguing with you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

But why?
We haven't really done it properly for ages.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

you take it personally,
and bang on about it for ages afterwards.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I don't take it personally.
If I did then I wouldn't be on this bloody website.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

calm down.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

She's getting all flustered again
Make her some cocoa. She'll be alright after a sit down.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.
Well, I've never been so insulted.


*throws strop*
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Ha!
So have I. It's a MacBook Pro.

*awaits PC vs Mac war*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Macs are shit
unless you prefer style over substance.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Whatever
*doesn't really care*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Oh come on
that's a rubbish argument. I'm trying to provoke some interesting conversation here K2k6, HOP TO IT MAN.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I'm just pretending.
I really think that Macs are great and I wouldn't touch a PC with a bargepole as they're only for the great unwashed underclasses.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Takes pride in being an unwashed underclass
Macs are pretty, that's for sure, but they're still shit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

They actually are sexed up PCs
running a sexed up version of Unix.

They're only better because I say so.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

You is wrong innit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

They're a bloody rip off
My ex would've had to pay something like £200 to have her optical drive replaced if it hadn't been in warranty.

I can replace the optical drive in my PC for around £15. Perhaps £50 if I were charged £70/hr to have it replaced instead of replacing it myself.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I put a second one in my home Mac last year
for about £20. It's a Pioneer, and is the same as the one which goes in PCs. Reads and writes all manner of things short of Blu Ray.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I think she took it to an apple store so that's probably it
I actually think Macs are bloody good and much, much better than a PC running windows.

I reckon...

Macs: Best bet for non-technical users but very good all round if you want it to "just work"
Linux: Often better if you've got the know how (or know someone who'll help you out with it)
Windows: Only use it if you absolutely have no other option

That's thinking from a home / small business point of view.

But back on topic: Macs are for gheys.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Macs
"Glorified fisher price activity centres for adults"
( M o D, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

This!
I'll have to try and remember this one.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I've got an apple too
I've just covered it in precum.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Dances around the precum
being careful not to tread in it. It has wonderful adhesive qualities you know.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I've got some pre cum
It's in a jar. I stole it off PJM last time I saw him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Does his cock do that pre cum thing?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Yes
:edit:

Dammit. I was going to say no to the other one but I'm too slooooow.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Rubbish

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Actually
this apple is very tasty.


Slightly salty.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

licks
needs MOAR PRECUM
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I have a colleague
Well, several actually. This particular one has twice-daily reminders on his outlook calendar which pop up and tell him to eat fruit now.

At least, I assume the fruit is to eat. After Chickenlady's post, I may just have to make sure it has nothing to do with precum.

Dum-de-dum

*toddles off*
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I should do this
As you've just reminded me that I have some grapes to jizz on.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Preparation H works better than jizz
Fact.

So I'm told.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I got invited to go on vacation with some friends.
Got approved for the time off yesterday.

First proper holiday in years.
I'm well chuffed.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Awesome, where are you going?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Virginia Beach.
I used to go every year growing up because my grandparents lived there but then my grandpa died and everyone quit going.
Cunts.

But now I get to go with adults and go to the bars and stuff. I'm unbelievably excited.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I was there a few years ago, it's gorgeous
Enjoy :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

the real beauty is in Pungo, about 20 minutes away, all farm lands
it's woooonderful, but now I'll be staying in a stuffy hotel room, at least I can drink now ;)
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I've got a sack of cocks
on my desk.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

on my desk
in my pants
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

A sack of cocks
And one testicle protuding above them? Like a reverse cock and balls?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

No
A reversed cock and balls is what laydeez have - theirs are all turned inside out.

A bag of cocks is a ready meal.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I've only got one
you know that.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

But I haven't seen you for months, maybe you've grown more
or acquired some and put them in your pants
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I learnt something today
If you have a googlemail account - say, [email protected] - you can add sub-addresses to that with a + and it will still reach you.

So [email protected] or [email protected] would all deliver their mail to [email protected].

Quite clever. Now I'll always know where the spam has originated from.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)