Idea for a business
During one particularly refreshing liquid pub lunch, I toyed with the idea of opening a pawn shop that gave its customers pornography instead of cash in return for their unwanted junk.

I was going to call it 'Tit for Tat'.

What would your business be called?
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:49, 20 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Mine have always been
A white goods/electrical store called 'Rebel Appliance' (it could be sci-fi themed as well for added value)

And also a sweets/ice-cream etc shop called 'Dessert Storm'...military themed of course.

Don't steal them!
(Zutroy started without you, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 2:56, Reply)

Both brilliant!
Excellent work.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:00, Reply)

/wishes had business plans
You guys are clever for those. I'd buy the sweets and gosh, tit for tat? ace tagline.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:20, Reply)

Just imagine
The fun to be had dreaming up advertisements and marketing campaigns for them...

'That's no moon...but it is ridiculously cheap televisions' and others that actually make sense, or are amusing
(Zutroy started without you, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 5:06, Reply)

Your
Lack of Fridge is disturbing.

Dont delay get down to Rebel Appliance today!!
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:09, Reply)

one of my friends
wanted to open a nightclub called Insomnia

until I pointed out that was the name of the all night cafe in Days of Our Lives/ Young and the Restless/ whichever particular peice of daytime trash I was secretly enjoying while wagging school.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 4:17, Reply)

mine
Is called Menelaus Consulting Ltd :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:39, Reply)

I actually am doing this....
I'm putting together a business plan to open a net cafe / cafe / game shop / general geek place, and I'm desperately trying to think of a decent name.... "GameHaven" is the best one I can come up with so far. Any suggestions gratefully received.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:42, Reply)

Geek Galaxy
p'rhaps?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

an anti-Semitic record shop
called Vinyl Solution
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:46, Reply)

fucking win!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Star trek underwear
Klingon pants and Shatner knickers.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:06, Reply)

There used to be a sari shop
on Brick Lane called 'Touching Cloth'.

Excellent - I'm not imagining it:
www.lifegoggles.com/621/shop-name-puns-in-london/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)

This thread keeps reminding me of Alan Partridge
'idea for a series...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:17, Reply)

An Irish-themed cross-dressing bar
Called Shemanigans.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

THAT IS FUCKING SUPERB
I am really very, very amused by this
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

I've been chortling over my own cleverness
With that one for over a decade.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Coffee/Book Store
where you can buy coffee and books and sit on beanbags and comfy chairs to read the books and drink the coffee. My friend and I were going to do this together and she wanted to call it "The Importance of Brewing Earnest" and I wanted to call it "StarBooks".

However, with the latter name, anyone with a Lancashire accent wouldn't get the joke because they pronounce it that way anyway. Heathens.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

A tennis wear/eyeglass shop called.........
Monocle Sellers
(TheColonel, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

This has been a glorious thread to read :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)