Gender
If you could change gender for the day, what would get up to?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:12, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd not get out of bed for the joy of playing with my own tits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

sex. lots of it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

You're presuming you'ld be fit if you were a bloke.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

You're forgetting about prostitutes

( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I'd also
Give a shit if someone left the seat up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

let me summarise all the common answers to this question because it's been asked so many times before:
look in the mirror
wank
pull someone of the same sex
pull someone of the opposite sex
go to the toilet standing up
go to the toilet sitting down
take photo's of myself nude
become a bra saleswoman
become a boxer salesman
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Everything has been asked before.
We are very cyclical on OT.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I bet
I can post a question that no one's asked before..
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I bet
It'll be shit.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Feel free to prove me wrong.

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

How gutted would you be if you're a bloke, become a girl for the day, and spend the whole day on the blob.
Or if you get yourself knocked up and then have to piss a baby out through your jap's eye.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

This ^^

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

If you're only a girl for a day
then I imagine the morning after pill would take care of any baby worries.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Shhh!
I wanna hear about him trying to "piss a baby out through his jap's eye".
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I'm gonna be 100% honest here, I didn't put much thought into it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I think it's a David Cronenberg film
In the making.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Can we include the old man from King of Queens?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I've no idea what that is.

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

He played Zoolander's agent
in the film of the same name. 'Zoolander' that is, not 'Zoolander's Agent'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I try to avoid watching shit films.

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Hehe
I love Zoolander! :)

Basically the guy is Jerry Stiller, Ben Stiller's dad IRL.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Urgh.
Sod that.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Hehe
Exactly.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

That said,
I can't stand "American Comedy Actors".
Ben Stiller. Owen Wilson. Jim Carey. And especially Will Farral.
They can all fuck off and die.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

What
About Seth Rogen?? Hmmm..? I like him!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I don't know who that is.
He can stay. For now.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

He's in
Knocked Up, Observe & Report, Pineapple Express (which is wicked), 40 Year Old Virgin to name a few and he co-wrote Superbad.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Nope...
Seen none of those.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Aww
I would recommend Pineapple Express. It basically about a stoner who witnesses a murder and then goes on the run with his drug dealer. The whole film is insane and end with a MASSIVE gun fight. Its crazy comedy and I still can't believe how good it was, I wasn't expecting all that much!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I assume everyone will say wanking
Or something along those lines. Surely there would be nothing better?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

^ this
would be the obvious choice.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I'd wander the streets at night.
Lacking any fear of sexual molestation.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Don't walk outside Chicago Rock at kicking out time then
*has mental scars*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Oh God...
I thought I was the only one :(
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I had a 50+ yr old divorced woman stagger up to me
Grab my arse, and before I could remonstrate told me she loved my tattoos. She then said she had a tattoo of a strawberry on her arse, and asked if I'd like to add the cream.

*huddles in the shower, scrubbing so hard he bleeds*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

That's terrible :(
Did you?
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Fuck no.
My cock retracted inside me so fast I fucked my own kidneys.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Fair enough.
I've been screeched at by a pack of harpies on a hen night.
I ran.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Safest option
I've been groped by Captain V Hen parties on more than one occasion.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

You're clearly not
As unattractive fast as me.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

You all loved it you slaaaaaaags.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I remember a comedian
once gave the answer to that question as "I think I'd have a period because I reckon it's a piece of piss". That tickled me.

I think I'd watch Watership Down so I could see it through to the end without it getting all blurry from the buckets of tears I always end up sodding crying!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Wank myself retarded
and pee standing up.

That is all.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I'd be completely irrational
and wonder why men think I'm being out of order.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I’d run around
wibbling my willy at all the ladies whilst shouting, 'waaaa hey hey ladies, have you ever seen one as big as this before’.

Then I would probably go and have a sit down as I’d be tired after all the wibbling.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

.
This.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)