FIRST!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:39, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

2nd!
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Morning French Badger Dude
How goes it this morning?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:46, Reply)

but in all seriousness...
sorry i cannae tarry, those leaks won't fix themselves!
i'll just grab a coffee and some of that cake you have so poorly hidden there spazzmo...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:48, Reply)

In retrospect
Hiding the cake by standing in front of it probably wasn't the best idea. Perhaps you could fix the leaks by plugging them with cake.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:51, Reply)

Surely though
That would only work if you used iceing to cement them in?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:55, Reply)

Adhesive icing with a good solid cake-body would do the trick
and for good measure, if it was the customer's birthday, the cake-plugs would have a candle on them too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 8:58, Reply)

You could use the candle holders as the cake substitute of rawl plugs
I wonder just how much weight you could hang off one? At least two bushels of kittens I'd have thought.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Hiii
Have fun Bazzer. Hi Pot and spakka.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Morning VeeCee
Nice to see you here. How was the Melbourne bash?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:13, Reply)

pretty damn ace.
we all got nicely drunk and had a good time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Eeeeeeeeeexcellent
Looks like a b3ta-node has been established down under. Our plot to take over the world is moving one city at a time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:21, Reply)

POIDH
I think we need to start a tradition of Bash Report threads. An attendee would start it and others could chime in with extra details. To make non-attendees jealous.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I have photos on my phone
I was waiting for legless to put his photos up. Me and Zutroy pinched his camera while Legless and Angie the Redneck wonder were out on fag breaks and took serval extremely flattering photos of us gurning. Just for b3ta. :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:38, Reply)

For shame!
You should have taken photos of yourselves lezzing it up or something. Just to give him quite the shock when he checks his camera.

For shame!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Morning all
I'm merrily farting away, thanks to an ill advised consumption of John Smiths last night. And they are very, very smelly.

Ah well.

*Parps*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Morning Jim Bob
Nice to see you here as well. At least farting is better than having a massive hangover.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:14, Reply)

This is very true.
However, my colleagues are starting to go green. With nausea. And it doesn't smell too brilliant either.

When I fart, I FART.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:18, Reply)

.
Has it got so bad that your bum is turning into a hovercraft?

Can your colleagues taste the farts as well as smell them?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:22, Reply)

No...
But the air does have a somewhat chewy quality about it now.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Morning all
I just had half a bottle of wine last night, so no hangover for me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Morning TLiC
A winey workout is a good means of preventing hangovers in the long run. Keeps the old alcohol tolerance going.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I was planning to drink the whole bottle
But got distracted by Bejewelled Blitz until quite late.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Hangover
With nausea. I'm relieved really as I haven't had one for ages and I thought it meant I had a drink problem! Went to see Sharleen Spiteri last night. She was ace. I'm sure she's gay on the sly...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Course she is.
She's been out of the closet for years.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:19, Reply)

No she hasn't!
*would though*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Oh, no, she isn't.
She does however enjoy a large following among the denim boiler suit brigade.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Yeah, she was wearing one herself
I didn't mind. She just looked rather disconcertingly like a girl I went out with. On a less superficial note - what a voice!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

same here.
:p
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)

I'll leave her to you two
I'm off to drool over... something.

*goes sausage hunting*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)

aha fine.
*BE* that way.
/sniffs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I shall!
I will be that say, young sniffy miss. I don't know, young people today... you leave them a person to drool over and they just go and sniff at you.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

/sniffs again
She not good enough for you eh?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)

She would be
But there is a demand for her, so I wasn't about to add to it, making it easier for you.

Of course, if you want me to make it hard for you...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

you'd do it anyway though :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

You make a good point
Although, right now, if I was to, I think someone would rip my balls off.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Right, I'm off to work now
Do keep this thread warm for me while I'm gone. Pretend it's a giant egg with built in sofas.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:32, Reply)

I'm not promising anything
but have fun whereever you're going.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Morning all!
Hope this thread hasn't died already....
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Nah I'm here
just lurking. As I have been recently.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

trip trap, trip trap, trip trap.
Over the bridge.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

yup indeed

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Ah
Good good!

How are we all?

Went to the Manc bash on Friday, had an absolutely brilliant night, from talking crap with Enzyme, to miming the drinking of sweet white wine with HerGhost.

Brilliant!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:23, Reply)

oh god
did Teh Nun make an appearance?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Not while I was there
It was discussed, but I didn't see any.

Unfortunately had to leave early, stupid trains! Although I was rather tiddly!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Sounds like I missed a good bash
I was caught in the middle of a relationship breakup, catching flak from both sides (as they are both my friends) and wanting to smash a bottle over someone's head.

I ended up nipping down to the local goth pub in a vain attempt to find sanity- which against all odds, I did.

Nice one!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Well
It sounds like you had fun nonetheless!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Well...
Not precisely the meaning of fun I was thinking.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)