Beer cocktails?
Such as Snakebite, but no spirits involved. I've just been reminded of two:

Rose Garden: Half Old Rosie, half Hoegarden.
Dog Bite: Half cider, half Newcastle Brown Ale.

Any more?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:26, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Mr T
Half Carling, Half Fosters
(TheColonel, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)

HaHa
I take it you hand over the drink and say "I pity the fool."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Just for when you need a bit of dutch courage
before getting on a damn plane.
(TheColonel, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Fuck no!
That requires real meds or 6 rums.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

The Kevin Webster
Half Carling, Half Carling C2
(TheColonel, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Screaming Hobo.
2/3rds can of K Cider.
1/3rd of a can Special Brew.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I always thought that was called Trampagne.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Only if you drink it out of a fancy glass.

( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

hm
fancy
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

The Cool Runnings
Half Budweiser, Half Red Stripe
(TheColonel, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Angry Dragon
Half Red Stripe (or stella)
Half Dragon Stout (Jamaican Guinnessy stuff)
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

I must say all these suggestions sound fucking awful.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Stop you getting bored though and very slimming.
Mixed drink vom = no calories.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:09, Reply)

The Odd Couple
A bottle of Old Peculier and a double Southern Comfort in a pint glass. Suprisingly pleasant to drink, on its inaugural outing it put one guy in hospital.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Not sure if this counts
although one ingredient is more "licor" than "spirit".

I give you the "Chocolate Poo-maker" (name made up just to be like everyone else)

Half pint of Murphys Stout
One shot (25ml) of Tia Maria

Tastes like chocolate, and goes down FAR too easy. And has an interesting side-effect which the name should inform enough on already.

PS The Dog-bite sounds fecking rank.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

does a pint with a double in it work the same?
Just in case it's a volume thing.

PS Dog bite IS fecking rank. There was another one called a sppitfire which was worse but I can't remember what was in it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Sure does
Double up one, double up the other!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)

We used to drink "super snakebites" and "smallville snakebites" at uni,
Which were a snakebite and black and a double or quadruple whisky.
We were retards.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:23, Reply)

HaHa
Rocket Fuel

half white lightning (or similar)
half stella (or similar)
Double sambucca. Evil. Pure evil.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Oh dear...
Similar thing, we used to drink "Red Diesel" at uni.
Snakebite and black with as many vodkas as you could afford in it.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

The thing is, the whisky stopped the snakey b being really sweet
so it was actually nicer to drink.
Still fucking stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

"snakey b"?
That's what all the wanky posh-kids called it at my uni.
You're dead to me.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

You're not from Berkshire are you?

( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

No but I went to uni at reading.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Ah...
I was in Surrey.
I didn't like it very much.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I'm sorry I'm not the "salt of the earth" like you Kaol.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I'd hardly call myself "Humble and unpretentious".

( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

After careful consideration,
I think that I'm "thought-provoking and challenging".
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

provoking and ging ed
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I'm not going to
Confirm or deny this statement.
( Cawl, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)

we used to mix snakebite black with a double pernod
called a Black Witch. One pillar of the community once bellowed "Vipros, have some of this, it'll put hairs on your cock!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

TURBO NAZI
half stella and half cloudy smirnoff ice

originally dubbed a 'turbo shandy', we thought we would jazz it up a bit!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Duckhams
One pint of snakebite, with a shot of Blue Curacao. Turned the pint green, hence the name.

Used to have about three pints at the Percy before heading to the Mayfair, in order to counteract the effects of the watered down piss they used to serve there.

Happy days.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)

The Hulk
Carling
Blue WKD

Turns it green y'see...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 11:49, Reply)

mm
halt pint of Crones Cider in a pint glass add a double Pernod and top up with Champagne / Cava.

Fall over after two pints.

I know Greene King used to do two little bottled beers, one was a mild, the other about 7% and you were supposed to mix them but this was about 15 years ago.
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Council House Black Velvet
half guinness, half cider -it's a twat to make, you need to pour the cider in first and whisk as much fizz out as possible before slowly sliding the guinness in.

Proper black velvet is half pint guinness + half pint champagne.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)

black velvet
Guinness and champers, lovely!
(knackerz is skinning up, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)

My first pub outings
comprised drinking 'Diesel', or snakebite and black.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 13:14, Reply)