Today I'm attempting to bridge the obviously large divide
which has sprung up between me and Vampyrecat/Poppet through the medium of tips on skincare and a little gentle banter, but I'm getting no love in return.

Can we just be friends?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:27, 89 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have I missed out
on arguments today or is this just the usual ongoing madness?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Nope, no arguments here
just trying to spread a little love.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Also, do you think you could make banoffee using apples?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

I doubt it
have you tried?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

According to Vipros,
yes.

Walnuts would be better though. I can't imagine the acidity of apples mixing well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Hmmm
I would have to agree with you about the acidity! I'm not so sure that would taste nice..?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Depends on the variety of apple used
I would have thunk
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Possibly
although I'm not a massive fan of apples anyway, so I'm sticking with the walnuts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

He should try meat instead of fruit

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

fuck me
steakoffee pie

the man's a genius!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Yes
Yes I am.

I also recommend dark chocolate on roast chicken (75% at least) and 100% chocolate on pork.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:24, Reply)

balls to you lot
it works a fucking treat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Toffee Apples? That's some crazy mixed up world you're living in.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Aww love spreading
that's nice! *spreads*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I told your husband I wasn't doing this anymore!
Why must you keep tempting me woman!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Arf!
I just realised what I wrote... gar, I can't say anything anymore!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I think it's the usual,
probably gaz based
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

No no, I'm just building bridges here people

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

yeah... you're mixing your desperation for attention
with a flimsy attempt to bully a teenage girl with a wafer thin coating of being a "nice guy"

I know your game.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Well at least I'm not mixing my desperation for attention
with a flimsy attempt to get into the knickers of anyone foolish enough to admit they're a girl on the internet and a wafer thin coating of "desperate for sex"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Hey hey hey
Where is the love guys..? I wanna see hugs between you both, great big manly hugs!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I'm not touching him
he's probably caught something off the women he panders too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:42, Reply)

the more I think about it
I become convinced that Pandatron Engage is a great name for a band. We need a Postal Service type band done via b3ta.
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

it's been discussed before
there are plenty up for it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:47, Reply)

In that case
I may do something about it at some point in the future and start a thread on OT.
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Oh hell yeah
We should get all the awesome musicians and decide which software we like and then, actually, you wouldn't need to use the same software, just anything that records in .wav format, like Audacity or Reaper, I have N-track personally, but I digress, but then we could e-mail stuff around, or set up a central sit and upload and download would be better as otherwise the files would be too large to e-mail.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

sounds like a plan
I need to get some software and see if my computer is up to the task
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Pretty much any machine that's Pentium 4 or above
will be capable of running something basic. You just need a decent soundcard, and you can get decent external USB ones for about a ton.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

it's the soundcard that will let me down
and I don't have a spare £100 at the moment. I may well up the campaign to buy a portable HD audio recorder that I started with my band. the one I have in mind acts as a computer interface as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:58, Reply)

well I'm up for this
I'll make some dope killer beats and bass hooks and ting. And email everyone.
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:13, Reply)

"I degress" ? Alright Piston?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

That was your first mistake

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:58, Reply)

My internet's set to "hate" today.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Awww
What if I gave you both your very own HSH thread so you could fill it with cups o' tea and rainbows, kittens and ginger beer? Huh huhhhh?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I have never posted in a HSH thread and never will,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Me neither
I feel like I'm missing out or something... maybe I need more fluff in my life!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Check DiT's navel
or his bell end.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:47, Reply)

You could just tell me now and save me checking
Hahahaahahaha! Itz coz u iz gay 4 eachothr c!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:49, Reply)

hahalololoollllzzzzorrr1!!11!
u sh0ed him grlfr3nd. they iz lIk total gay
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I noes it!
arf arf arf! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Haha, burn.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I feel wrong and dirty
because I used to post in them *shudder*
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:47, Reply)

They used to be interesting
and offensive and funny.

They are not any more.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Awww but no more?
Happy B3ta birthday by the by! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

thank ye
so many birthday well wishers today :D I wish I had this many friends in real life :(

Now, had I posted such a pathetic and self indulgent sentence in a HSH thread, an army of mongs would come forth offering me cyber tea and cakes and tell me how wonderful I am. Outside of HSH however, people will call me a cretinous, attention seeking loser who should MTFU and move out of my parents basement.

The latter is much more preferable.
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Twat

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Gary Bushell's love child

( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Aww
Yeah, you're probably more likely to get offered a cup of tea and have it thrown in your eyes here!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Fuck that,
it people vomiting dull crap onto a thread while pretending they're at a fucking tea party.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Hang on a mo
I'll just fix the reply counter thingy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Awwww, thanks dad.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I'm a nice chap
and no mistake.

Now go and tidy your room. And for god's sake get rid of that dead prostitute from under the bed. If you can detach Bert from her, that is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:45, Reply)

might not work
she's gone to bed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:45, Reply)

A very
good point there! *smugs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

only if you make me some lasagna

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I make awesome lasagne

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

smug

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Hahahaahahahaahah
*shakes hand*

Well done sir!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh yes.
Dude, that response was like, well hung.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:52, Reply)

alright!
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Me too!
Covered in nutmeggy joy!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:50, Reply)

That's a pro tip there,
also bay leaves in the white sauce.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Ooooh clever
I add mustard to mine, gives it a zzzzzing!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:53, Reply)

get the fuck out.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Not til
5.30 I'm afraid! :P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I think most people put too much cheese in their lasagnes too.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I agree with this
a sprinkling on the top is all that is required. the intermediate layers of white sauce should be cheese free
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I do try
not to put on too much, but it is difficult... I bloody love cheese!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:05, Reply)

And ham...you married that old ham Tightly after all.

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Hahaha
Bless 'im! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Me too!
Fucking yum.
*wants lasagne for tea*
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

bay in the white sauce
and mustard are both excellent tips which I will be utilising in my next lasagne.

my gf is a traditionalist though, and dislikes my experimental lasagnes with their layers of roast butternut squash, and the meat sauce made with actual steak
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Cooooool!
I'm not really allowed to alter mine too much now, DiT is happy with it the way it is, I have perfected it now and it'll stay that way! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

You can't help yourself can you?
You're like a dog seeing a leg.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:51, Reply)

we'll have less bullying of PsychoChomp now, ta

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:52, Reply)

NO! MOAR!

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:52, Reply)

!

Oh Clenny dear, I'm glad you agree
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

You're a cheeky minx.

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:05, Reply)

YES!
Girls to fight my online battles!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Haven't I texted you enough love today, you big slag?

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I'm hoping if I'm really really nice EVERYONE
will send me pictures of their tits.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

on it's way

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I did and you weren't even nice.
:(
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Oh i'm sorry
the only reason I didn't say anything is I was too busy wanking onto my phone.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)

*prouds*

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:59, Reply)

*sadfaces*
how come Al gets the boobal pictures?

the ungrateful swine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:59, Reply)

He demanded them.
But now I'm going home.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:01, Reply)

well, if you don't ask, you don't get I suppose!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

pictures don't travel that far from here
soozzzzzzzzzzzzxxxx
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:57, Reply)