Bit early for Halloween themed name changes
but since everybody else is doing it I shall follow along sheeplike.

Anybody got big plans for Halloween? I'll probably be getting drunk somewhere with mates in a completely unspooky way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:15, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm having a halloween party at my house
with spooky decorations and costumes and getting really drunk
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:17, Reply)

We're sadly lacking in effort
although one friend has a small child now so that may mean some spookiness is produced.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

not being American or a pagan,
I'm going to say 'nothing'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I bet the chavvy kids round near me
will be "trick or treat"-ing. Any excuse for begging.

I'm tempted to lay in some trick sweets: www.spritz.co.uk/browse/17/SG191

or possibly some wildly inappropriate bum and willy chocolates.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Gotta love the kids round my way
One year my ex-gf answered the door to be confronted by the 'yout' man dem' sporting hoods and balaclavas, pointing replica pistols in her face. That passes as a Halloween costume in the East End, it seems. She shat herself - I, however, did see the funny side...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:27, Reply)

that reminds me
of the year me and my friends were supposed to be handing out the sweets at someone's house, while the parents were away.

everytime the door ran, someone would stick on the black cloak, sneak out the back door, and run round the front howling, brandishing a massive butcher's knife.

i don't think anyone stayed loing enough to get sweets
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:29, Reply)

anyone attempting that vile American practice at my house
shall receive, as a treat, a signature Monty Boyce facepunch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)

One Halloween some boys stuck shit to our window
I was having a sleepover with my mates. These lads knew we were in on our own, so they got into the garden and were banging on the windows. Then one of them did a shit and stuck it to the window next to the front door. I got called Shitty Window for months.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:35, Reply)

now playing in my head:
'Shitty windooows, comin' from mah baaadi heat'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)

That's how they sang it at me in the street!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I find this tale inordinately funny, I confess
I've read & re-read it, and chortled each time.

This means I am rather puerile, but this is not news to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I can't tell it without laughing
And you haven't even heard the bit about us praying desperately to St. Jude in my mother's bedroom. Or my uncle booting the perpetrator up the bum three weeks later.
It got read out on the radio once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I'd advise against offering a child your chocolate willy.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I remember the great Hallowe'en name change last year.
Half the users had their real username's highjacked and had a struggle to get them back.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:24, Reply)

*wheeze* Sir *wheeze* Sir *wheeze* SIR ! *wheeze* Someone *wheeze* stole *wheeze* my *wheeze* user *wheeze* name !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Indeed.
It was moderately amusing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:35, Reply)

What sort of utter cad
would do such a thing?
(The Light in Chain not really, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:43, Reply)

a BOUNDER
of the first water, dash it all, THAT'S who.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:50, Reply)

A weekend away with my GF
we are going to Fletching near Uckfield to the Griffin inn.
I can't get the idea that its actually called Felching near Fuckfield.

I forgot it was Halloween when I booked. I usually hang around at home and frighten the small kids begging for sweets. I find that Brahms Tocatta and Fuge in D, played really loud. And using a candle held low to uplight my face does the trick.

Edit: It's by Bach, not Brahms you fat cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

You are going feltching?
eww
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Felching NO
But my so sick mind makes these connections.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:34, Reply)

I'm going to my cousins fancy dress party on the friday
(she's a trainee nurse hahahahah)
Then i'm back in MK on saturday for a party that I don't want to go to but I'm being bullied into.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:07, Reply)

trainee nurses are filthy animals
should be fun. not with your cousin, but her friends. I assume she has some.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:13, Reply)

She does, I've met a bunch of them before they're a good laugh.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Hey,
My daughter is a trainee nurse and she assures me that they are all perfect angles who do nothing at night but study hard,

She would never lie to me!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

In Nottingham?
If so I'll do my very best to sleep with her.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:03, Reply)

no, the US
thank god (besides, you’re a girl and she isn't gay)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:36, Reply)

Monkey tiem.
I am doing this.

During the evening, I will either go to the pub or stay in my flat, which is inaccessible to trick-or-treaters.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Plans in profile.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Christ
Early, early b3ta member right here.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:21, Reply)

7 years in Feb I think.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I didn't realise it had been going that long
that's some commitment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I'm waiting until my 10th anniversary then I'm blowing myself up with the servers.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:43, Reply)

sounds good
excellent halloween name btw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Oh you!
*blushes*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Add &css=n to the end of the profile URL
in order to see the actual profile details.

(edit: 7 years, 8 months and 4 days)
(The Light in Chain not really, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:42, Reply)

cuh, link the world to my naked photos while you're at it too why not?
Actually, please don't do that.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I shall guard them with my life
And my pants around my ankles.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:02, Reply)

I am either...
Going to a rooftop party
Going to the allnighter at the local rawk-hole
Letting mah mayn frighten the bejeesus out of me

Or all of the above. Plans are not finalised.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I'm supposed to be
going to South London to see some beatboxing flute player chappie (?) in a club, with an old pal (who happens to be a purveyor of exotic stimuli, or there's no fucking way I'd be going, truth be told).

Tomorrow I want to try this reastaurant, newly opened and owned by an old friend: www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/oct/11/jay-rayner-needoo-grill-tandoori

Sunday I am supposedly going for a bracing walk in the Chilterns with my dear brother, followed by a hearty pub lunch and an early night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:06, Reply)

NOM
I am very partial to a Tandoori Mix, the fat bastards ambrosia!

I am meant to be off looking for mushies on sunday afternoon, it is always a lovely walk, and finding any is an excellent bonus
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I am hoping
that the healthy walk with my brother is a cover for mushroom picking. He's not a fool, that bloke, I trust him to take me to some likely spots....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Subtle, i like it
I have been a few times this year, but only managed to find about 80 or so, which is a tickle for 2 or a rattle for 1. I haven't found any at all in the previous 2 years which was disconcerting, as i love having them there to take whenever the mood takes me, about 50-70 dry ones for a really nice trip, with no come-down to speak of. Lovely!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Bloody druggies!
Bugger off and find your own place. This site is for sexual deviants only.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

sex and drugs
can be good bedfellowes

*passes joint*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Not for me.
Never could mix the two.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I'll be in Spain.
Do they do Halloween or is it something different like what the Mexicans do?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, Reply)

We decorate the front window with lanterns, etc
and I dress up as a witch.

When the kids come we scare them a bit and offer them sweets from my 'cauldron', at the bottom of which is a handful of 10p and 20p pieces. They scrabble excitedly.

This year I'm putting in some realistic rubber severed fingers too. Should be a laugh.

Lastly, Mr Quar appears in his rubber devil mask and scares them all off.

We usually have a queue of little monsters down the drive at some point waiting to be processed. Great fun.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:33, Reply)