CHCB and Catface make it legal
so wear a nice hat:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21157
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:05, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'M TOTALLY COMING
in my pants

edit: Also, Massive Congratulations.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:06, Reply)

fucking hell that was quick work.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:10, Reply)

That's not the onlything I do quickly either

( Captain V, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Duck under barriers?
Pick up things from the floor?
Another short joke?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

it's short all right.
*sadfaces*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Don't worry I'm sure that insult went over his head.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:13, Reply)

he'll get it shortly

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:14, Reply)

He might never get it,
not a tall.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

But if he does
He'll be a little annoyed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

as long as he doesn't find out about my 3rd husband in Poland
but I should be well on my way to the South Pole by then.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I have a FAST JET that you can borrow.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

But the South Pole is in Poland

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 18:58, Reply)

Duly signed up.
Just so I can come and cry in my pint.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Can I cry in your pint too please?
Weddings always make me cry.

In fact most things make me cry, I like to cry.


Shit...I'm a sad, sad git.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

IF ANYONE'S GOING TO CRY IT SHOULD BE ME

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Pfft, what kind of a girl would cry at a wedding?
Not me, that's for damn sure.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

I cried all the way through the ceremony
of my first wedding.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Looking back, do you think that was a sign? :)

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Maybe
but I think it was more to do with the fact that he looked prettier than I did - even in my dress.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

He wore your dress?
The swine!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I know.
Bastard.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

What was he doing in your dress?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Looking better than me
the good looking bugger.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

POIDH

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

My mother threw them all away when we split up
Although I found a photo of me in my wedding dress and horrifically I look about 12! How in god's name did they let me get married? I wasn't even old enough to decide on a pair of curtains let alone who I was going to be with for the rest of my life.


I'm only just getting to the curtain choosing stage now actually. I'm a late developer.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I hate choosing curtains.
What if I buy the wrong ones.


WHAT THEN!!!
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Take them back to the shop
Or just get new ones.

I change mine every so often.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Oh I see!
I was lucky with my current home. The curtains that were left suited my decor. I just got them cleaned.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Alright
we'll slap you, then you can cry.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Congratulations
On the forthcoming nuptuals and the selection of a top boozer for your bash.

They sell a fine, fine selection of drinks.

You won't see me there though. Meeting people from the internet scares me and I wouldn't know anyone.

Congrats all the same and all that sort of thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)

You should totally come over in disguise and lurk in the beer garden.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:33, Reply)

COWARD!
Non of us knew each other before we attended our first bashes.


I had to sit alone with spakkaman for the first half hour at my first bash.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

the bassist in my band thought spakka was stalking him
as he had seen him round town several times during the day before he came to our gig. Amused the hell out of me when I realised who he was talking about :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I have issues though
And a cold.

Going to a bash and lurking is surely like stalking a group of strangers.

I'll just offer my congratulations from afar (well, a different part of Bristol that is NOT Southmead)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:41, Reply)

We all have issues and your cold will be gone by June 2010.
Just admit you're in awe of us.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Shock and awe
The whole concept of meeting a large group of strangers from the interweb terrifies me.

I can imagine it would be a lot like doing a parachute jump. Probably not as bad as you imagine once you get going, ultimately really rather enjoyable - but requiring a 'special' sort of person who is prepared to throwing themselves out of a plane in the first place.

Enjoy yourselves.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

If you want to know what a QOTW bash is like
here's a write-up of one.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 19:02, Reply)

Signed up
I want to see Catface in a pretty white dress.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

He's stamping his feet and demanding a skirt.
"Kilt". He keeps calling it a "kilt".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Hahaha, really?
He has seen my wedding pictures, right?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I'm going to make it super manly with a pair of big leather boots
and possibly an uzi, just in case.
( Captain V, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Yeah...
that won't be homoerotic.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:38, Reply)

An uzi in yer sporran, eh?
Where on *earth* will you keep your spare ammo?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Chortle.
I read that as spare emo.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:46, Reply)

He did show a fascination with mine
In Edinburger.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:37, Reply)

That was your cock, not your kilt...

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I think I'm proud of that
*looks down*

Yep, definitely proud.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

EL DIABLO!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

*splutters*
I'd forgotten about that!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I can see that any time I like.
*closes eyes*

Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Do a little twirl
*drops a pencil*

Now pick that up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:38, Reply)

congrats
need to make sure I'm not already booked in for another wedding that weekend first...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Hurrah!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

It will be my birthday the day after.
You can all laugh at me still on the shelf at 45.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Legal perhaps
but moral, never.

*big hugs and tongues to ye both*
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Well jizz my gizzards!...
I dunno - I'm out of the picture for a few months and look what happens...

It's anarchy I tells ya!


EDIT: Due to my 'born again B3ta virgin' status I'm not sure if this is a wind-up or meme, but fuck it - congrats anyway!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:01, Reply)

as shocking as it may appear
it seems to be for real.

what is the world coming to?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

No wind up, no meme,
we're really and truly dumb enough to decide to get hitched.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

well
I don't know either of you (and not likely to at this point either, given my location), but I do offer you my congratulations and best wishes, and hope that everything is all perfect for your future
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:15, Reply)

THIS IS AWESOME NEWS
*does Snoopy dance*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

yay and woo
congrats to you
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Yay - congratulations you two!

( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 21:34, Reply)

CLEAR ALL DOGS FROM THE CEREMONY ROOM

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 22:13, Reply)

It will happen
I say so coz here's a pic.



And once again, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 1:49, Reply)