Who believes in a God?
Anyone who answered this thread with anything other than 'no' is a spastic.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:31, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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I believe in something, but to call it God would be inaccurate, I feel.

EDIT: And so would calling it the Force.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

^this

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

yeah
(at least I hope so.)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Spacker

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

yerp

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Hahaha!
You are sooooooo going to hell.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

unlikely

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

why do you think I'm going to hell?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I asked first.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

because I haven't done anything to warrant me a full ride to the gates of hell

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Do you actually think God only takes really bad people?
He takes all sinners whether paedos or those who take his name in vain.

REPENT NOW OR FEEL THE FLAME OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!


Ahem! so I've been told.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:02, Reply)

give me a fucking break

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I bet you've coveted your neighbours ass.
That's got to be worth eternal damnation.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

have you seen that ghetto booty?
no thanks.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Btw!
I hope you don't go to hell. That would make me sad.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I hope you don't either.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)

I won't be going.
I don't believe in hell : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

it's a bit pointless to hope I don't go to hell when you don't believe in it
gosh bgb
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I was being silly : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Jews totally got the right idea that there is no hell.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

*does cruel mong face*

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

No

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)

No
"But I do believe in this!"
( Peej, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

...he cried, producing his wrinkled penis for all and sundry to gaze upon

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:39, Reply)

*shrugs*
*says a Hail Mary in case 'it' can see me*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Nope.

Why?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Ah, it's a shame The Goat can't be here for this...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I agree.
If by "a shame" you mean "not a shame"...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

There was possibly the slightest hint of irony in that, yes.
Though it might have been fun to bait him and just let him get worked up when no one believed his David-Icke-standard-at-best conspiracy theories.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

'thetan', 'b3tan'
Has anyone else noticed this?
*puts foil on head*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Don't divert my attention!
I know you're in with those space lizard creatures who occupy all the positions of power globally!

Though there is an 'Operating B3tan' on here somewhere...possibly on /board...

*grabs tin foil and sticky tape*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Argh! 'on /board'
That's code isn't it? You're in the Sea Org!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

No

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)

No.
Don't be silly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

^
This
(R0SS, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

almost certainly no
with the condition that if, however unlikely, there is a got, he's a cunt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Nope!

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I belive in something, not sure what.
I believe in some sort of god purely for selfish reasons.

I even sometimes talk to it, it's never directly spoken back though, that would just be sckitzo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

^ this
I think there probably isn't a 'god' but I do talk to my statue of St. Jude just in case he can hear me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

haha, bless
you dribbling idiot.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

i hope you're calling ME a dribbling idiot and not St Jude.
If you're cussing St Jude, the god which may or may not exist may or may not strike thee down.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Isn't Jude
the patron saint of lost causes?

Seems appropriate...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Exactly
He's my homeboy. My nana said he made someone invisible for her once.
Imagine that...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

So that would make him
the patron saint of the 'Ignore' button?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Yes
He rocks. He's got MASSIVE bling with Jesus' face on and he's got a flame on his motherfucking head.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I've always wondered.....
How comes pretty much every civilisation, even ones with no links to each other, like south-america in -[number]AD get the same idea about things as Egyptions, when nobody linked the two civilisations at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Yeah
Do you think he has a beard?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

It probably looks however you want it too.
A lost loved one or a your childhood pet
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:06, Reply)

You should do us a post telling us why god is 'swell'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

He's such a gosh darn swell guy/gal/thing, I reckon a guy/gal/thing like that would be able to do anything he wanted, even travel to far away lands, like kentucky and southern carolina, if such a guy/gal/thing would be so inclined.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

<3

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

=D

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Aliens innit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Easy answer!
They don't have much in common!

Except pyramids, which lots of people create because a wide base at the bottom with progressively smaller levels up to the top is the easiest way to build high structures when you don't have modern materials.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Errr, wrong
I point your attention to Stargate and AvP: requiem.

Good day sir!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Damn you!
You used science to catch me out!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah I can be a twat like that.
But at least now you know the truth. My work here is done.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I believe in the Old Testament God...
...and therefore if any menstruating woman has the audacity to touch me with her dirty hands - I kill her.

Glad to know that this is the rock a church was built on.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Good lord, no
I barely believe in things I can see and experience, let alone things that I can't and don't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Deep, man...
...deeeeep.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)