I have just been reminded of one of my favourite lines from a film
"you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks"

what are your favourite lines from the world of film?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:09, 158 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

From Ingmar Bergman's 'The Seventh Seal'
Death "Choose your destiny."

Knight "Choose your own, fag"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

"Do you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me?"

"caught my first tube today"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

And kept the Keannu theme going...
*applauds*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Tell us we will die like dogs...
NO WE WILL NOT DIE LIKE DOGS, WE WILL FIGHT LIKE LIONS!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

can you still remember how to do the weird salute thing they do?
if so, when you and I meet we need to greet each other in that way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Of course I can do the salute
its hands across the chest, hands on hips, turn head and HUMP! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

well, it's thrust rather than hump, but you know it at least
needs jangling of spurs and accessories to really pull it off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Hehehe I say
HUMP! Mainly because I couldn't think of the word thrust at the time! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I say we take off, and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure

( M o D, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:17, Reply)

"You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours? "
Ricky Roma - Glengarry Glen Ross. The proud owner of many great lines.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Out of Africa...
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I love the gun-fight in Love, Honor & Obey.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJXImy05SVQ
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

The bit when the old man dies in Big Fish, his last words being "The story of my life", chokes me up each time.
And the bit at the end at the funerial, and there are all the characters from his stories, only they're not quite as large-as-life as he made out... but there is still an element of truth to it all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Don: Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
[He gut-punches Gal]
Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
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Don: Yeah, that's what I said. There's me putting my bag up in the cupboard next thing ya know, I feel hands on me. Someone's touched me, touched my front... my front bottom. I can't believe it, I've gone all cold. I look around, he standing there isn't he? That steward with the guilty look on his face. I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed. Then his mate, the other one who was giving us all lessons on what we do if we land in the sea. How to wear your life jacket etc; He starts off, he starts looking at my all funny... suggestive. Now I don't know if they're wanting me for a twosome or something, I don't know how they work it. But I'll tell you what, it scared me. I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a cigarette to calm me nerves. I was trembling, I was very emotional and that when all the rest of it happened. It's very regrettable. Now, I don't want to kick up a fuss, right, press charges... contact the British embassy. I'd rather not pursue those chanells, that's not my style. I'm not that sort of a bloke. I don't want the man to lose his job and I'm sure he's not representive of all you Spanish people. But I would appreciate it if you had a word with him, let him know he's been rumbled.
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Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You've made me look a right cunt!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:49, Reply)

"Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like... God's vagina! "

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Pineapple Express?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Yes...and...
"This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed. "
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I like
'Man, fuck Jeff Goldbloom'

and...

'Dude you just shot me... I'm probably going to die now'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Ha - forgot Goldblum!
I also like "Oooh, big sexy with glasses! "
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)

...
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

still not seen that
I need to watch it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Book is better, and far more brutal

But this is still entertaining, so many quotes have become part of mine and my mates vocabulary.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

'Would you like to hear today's specials? '

'Not if you want to keep your spleen.'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)

"Infamy. Infamy."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

they've all etc....?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:25, Reply)

"I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop..."
Sugar Kane (Marilyn Monroe) in Some Like it Hot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

"fucking chuck norris"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:28, Reply)

YAY!
Love that quote! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

"Goddam Gucci-flage"

"1 shot 1 kill"

"Shoot him through the fucking heart!"

Arr Berringer how I miss thee
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)

"Thanks babe"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Shaun of the Dead?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:36, Reply)

yes

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Woohoo!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:40, Reply)

No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.
spent far too much time watching Kevin Smith films in uni.
(barnaby_kettleworth, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:34, Reply)

"My date....
....involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing, which lasted all to briefly."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I watched In Bruges for the first time
two days ago. Loved it!
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Here was the famous Khyber Pass, the gateway to India.
This was a vital key point, guarded night and day by the celebrated Highland regiment, the 3rd Foot & Mouth. Fearless fighting men, aptly referred to by the natives as "the Devils in Skirts".

SERGEANT MAJOR: Private Widdle!

Sergeant Major?

Private Widdle, I know you're an ignorant nana, but when you are ordered to attention, you are courteously requested to stop shuffling your flaming feet about!

I was only trying to keep warm.

Oh, so you're cold, are you?


Perishing. The way the wind whistles up the Pass.

I'm sorry to hear that, Widdle. Maybe you'd like me to get you a hot-water bottle.

Oh, how very kind.

As a matter of fact, I already have one.

(Splash)

And what, may I ask, is that thing doing in there?

It keeps my dangler warm.

Give it here!



For the last time, stop calling it a dangler!

It's a sporran!

Yes, Sergeant Major. Sorry.

Look at you, Widdle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

needs more line breaks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

No, I reckon there's just about enough

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Fair do's

But what is it from?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Carry On Up the Khyber

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)

...
"Hello, I'm Charles"

"Don't be stupid, Charles died years ago!"

"Oh, I think that must have been another Charles?!"

"Are you saying I don't know my own brother!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:37, Reply)

That sounds like Groucho
Whyo is it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I'm afraid it's from

4 weddings and a funaeral, but it does make me laugh!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Hehehe
That is a good quote though! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)

it is a good one indeed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

*Sighs*
" Miss Kelly, you know, when you wear my flower you make it look beautiful."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

let's try that again shall we
"He fixes the cable?"
"Don't be fatuous Jeffrey."

"That's what you get for playing with your head up your ass Lonnegan."
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:41, Reply)

first one
is The Big Lebowski (best film ever) and the second is The Sting.
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:56, Reply)

..
...give me the keys you cock-sucking motherfucker.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Give me the fucking keys you cock-sucker

How do you shoot the devil in the back...what if you miss?

I use to have a D&B track with Kaiser Sauzy quotes in, it was so good but is lost in time, sigh.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Such a quoteable film!
There is NOoOo FUCKING COKE!!!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

"I felt like destroying something beautiful."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)

ooooooooooohhhh shit.....I know this...shit shit
I can't remember :/
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Fight
Club
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

What do I win?

( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Winna^^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

your height in porn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Woooooooo
Someone call my ladyfriend and tell her I'll be otherwise engaged for a fortnight.
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Tell her yourself...
...she's at the end of your right arm.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

dude... harsh
Just 'cause I'm from the internet don't think I don't have all the hot ladiez. ¬_¬

*sob* I'm so alone.
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Aw man.
I am sorry - it was a cheap shot that I could not resist.

BTW your response reminded me of this one...

"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)

I know I've seen it.
But no, you have to give me the answer.
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Napoleon Dynamite

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:09, Reply)

love that film

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:10, Reply)

"Sit down you big bald fuck"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:45, Reply)

OK! OK!
*Mutters 'bitch' and shuffles off.*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

oi

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

"Erm...nothing"

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

or.....
Pedro: Hey, how far you goin' man?
Man Stoner: [points to the curb] Hey, right here would be fine, man!
Pedro: What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man?
Man Stoner: Wha, you got some speed, man?
Pedro: Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man!
Man Stoner: Oh, wow.
Pedro: [gets it out and hands it to Man] Here, light that thing up man, let's get chinese-eyed.
Man Stoner: [eying the joint] Kinda skinny, isn't it?
Pedro: No, it's a heavy duty joint, man.
Pedro: Kinda looks like a toothpick.
Pedro: Naw, it's not a toothpick, man.
Man Stoner: No, it IS a toothpick, man.
[hands it back to Pedro]
Pedro: [looking at it, puzzled] it IS a toothpick!... wait a minute man, I got the shit right here.
[feels around in his pocket]
Pedro: huh... no, that's my dick.
[feels around some more]
Pedro: , okay, here you go, man.
[hands a skinny, curled up joint to Man]
Man Stoner: [looking at a dinky little joint] Jeez, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man.
Pedro: Hey man, you want to get out and walk, man?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Man Stoner: [Cheech starts toking on the giant joint] Toke, toke it up, man!
Man Stoner: [Cheech starts choking] Kinda grabs ya' by the boo-boo, don't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

"...sometimes it's a spread brown eye kinda night..."
"Modern cars. They all look like electric shavers."
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:47, Reply)

"Just give me a sign, Heavenly Father,"

*minor earthquake, statue of Jesus falls over*

"...any sign at all."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Man with two brains?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Nope.
Try again.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Fucker.
I give in...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Orgazmo.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:13, Reply)

You're gonna make me come
Or I'm gonna kick your ass
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:21, Reply)

That scene wouldn't have been quite so traumatic
if she didn't speak with Cartman's voice.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I think that's one of the
finest done scenes in any film. The running to each other in a meadow immediately contrasted with the Cartman voiced BBW (Oooh, you make me so hot now) is just ludicrously funny.
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:36, Reply)

The Simpsons movie?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Ooooh good shout
I concur... I think!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:14, Reply)

homer does say something about a sign in an episode or two
but that's not what WGW was on about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Darn
The Simpsons has wrecked my brain hole!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I haven't seen the Simpsons movie.
In the event that you haven't noticed the answer above, does this help?

"You'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Ah
Shazbot!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I did see your answer
I'm sure I've seen the film, but can't actually remember having seen it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Gonna watch this tonight actually.
"Was I bored? No, I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new as long as it's new as long as it flashes and fuckin' bleeps in forty fuckin' different colors. So whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored."
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:49, Reply)

"Okay, so I was kidnapped tonight by these guys talking about going balls deep, sounds fun right? Not always."

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:51, Reply)

What kind of fuse is that?
Cannon fuse
What the hell do you use it for?
My cannon!
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

"I might have returned it."
"What do you mean 'You might have returned it.'? To the video shop? To the f****ng video shop Tommy!?"
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Haha
porn mishap of the.... of the ever!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)

'I believe in death, destruction, chaos, filth, and greed'

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Anyone?
Anyone?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:19, Reply)

had to google it
been a while since I've seen that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Its one of my most favourite films of all time
I can't watch it that much though as it makes me sad... same applies for 25th Hour - I bloody love Edward Norton!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:21, Reply)

*An airport security guard talking about a suitcase making a buzzing sound*
"Ninety nine times out of a hundred it's a vibrator, but every now and then...it's a dildo"

"Of course, we have to talk about the dildo in the 3rd person so as not to imply ownership, 'a' dildo, 'the' dildo...never YOUR dildo"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:54, Reply)

That's another
Fight Club one right?
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Hell yeah
great film, and meatloafs finest hour as "the big moosey with the bitch tits"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I think you'll find his finest hour
is when he explodes at the end of the 51st State
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:07, Reply)

or indeed....
Ian Faith: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist.

Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59, Reply)

"You can shove your photocopier up your arse"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Little Mermaid?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:07, Reply)

*sniggers*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Little Mermaid II, puh-lease
You know it really, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Dammit....
...I don't.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:20, Reply)

'Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things'

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Mallrats?
"No ticket!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08, Reply)

YAY!
Well done sir! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:11, Reply)

*bows*
SNOOTCH TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN' BOOTCH!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:13, Reply)

"I'd do it, but I put my back out last night humping your mum, nooch"
man, those films are chock full of good lines
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Chocolate-covered pretzel?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:15, Reply)

like the back of a volkswagon?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Hehehehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:17, Reply)

So where's your better half?
Takin' a piss. The guy's got a bladder like an infant.
That's funny. He says you're hung like an infant.
Does his mother tell him everything?
(barnaby_kettleworth, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Hehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:23, Reply)

'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega'

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I love the bit when the guy is looking at the picture
and the kids come along and go "oh look, a schooner" and he goes "you dumb bastard"

also, I can't help myself, but I quite fancy shannon doherty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:17, Reply)

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT
THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Way to go Brody
The mad fat chick killer!
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Hehehehehe
I'm making myself want to watch it now... damn... hopefully theres nothing good on the telly and I can sneak it on without DiT noticing! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:23, Reply)

good luck with that
if you need me to, I'll phone him and distract him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Meet me in Montauk.

(TheColonel, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:03, Reply)

"I tell you what I'd do Peter: two chicks at the same time."
"Two chicks at the same time?"
"Yeah, I've always wanted to do that."
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Office Space?

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Doreen: Tell us who ye've been seein'.
Boab Snr: Dolly Parton.
Doreen: I can't hear ye.
Boab Snr: Dolly Parton!
Doreen: That fuckin' slut? I knew it. Who else?
Boab Snr: Anna Ford... and that Madonna, but just the once.
Doreen: Scumbag. Bastard. Ya dirty fuckin' prick! You know what this means...
Boab Snr: No, no Doreen... not the shite. I can't eat your shite.
Doreen: I'm gonna shite in your mouth. It's what we both want. Don't deny it.
Boab Snr: Shite in my mouth!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Acid House
Truly disgusting film.

I own the dvd.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:22, Reply)

"Hey, I hear your mom's going out with SQUEAK!"

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:06, Reply)

'It's nigger sir. I'm afraid he's dead'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08, Reply)

great film
visited the practice dam when I was in the peak district. great place
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:09, Reply)

remake by Peter Jackson in the making

There has abeen a massive debate about what to call the dog. Stay true to the original or update for a more PC audience?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:11, Reply)

the dog was fucking well called nigger
so that's what they should call it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Precisely
Weird fact: the dog that played Nigger in the original was called....Nigger.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:14, Reply)

at least it's Peter Jackson remaking it
otherwise it'd probably be about americans.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:15, Reply)

like that Enigma travesty

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)

didn't see it
don't intend to
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Same

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:22, Reply)

He was also a crip

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:10, Reply)

FMJ?

(TheColonel, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:17, Reply)

you look like the kinda guy who would fuck another guy in the ass and not even have the god-damn common courtesy to give him a reach around!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Too many to list
"You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

I am...in a world...os shi-it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:21, Reply)

for Trialprice
"karate man bruise on the INside"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:22, Reply)

It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving
Yeah!
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:27, Reply)

one of my favourite films...
"what the fuck you all painted up for crackhead? halloween ain't till mañana!"

"Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun"

"Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that. "

"Smokes and road beers"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:23, Reply)

"Caw, caw,
BANG!

Ah fuck, I'm dead."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:29, Reply)

"...in a cave, with a box of scraps!"

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:30, Reply)

The Importance of Being Ernest.
Jack. [In a very patronising manner.] My dear fellow, the truth isn’t quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl. What extraordinary ideas you have about the way to behave to a woman!

Algernon. The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to some one else, if she is plain.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:32, Reply)

"hey buddy, less of the curse words huh?"
"Kiss ma hairy bawsack ya fat f***!"
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:37, Reply)

"what are you doing when this is over, Topper?"
"I'm going to Disneyland!"
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Hot Shots
Part Deux
( djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:40, Reply)

I don't like ribbons
and I got me a hangover.
( Maladicta, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:42, Reply)

GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
I feel like a pig has shat in my head....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:55, Reply)

I've only had a few light ales

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Love it!
"I'm thinking of changing my name...what do you think about 'Donald Twain'?"

£10 says I've misquoted that.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:41, Reply)

From Sir Henry at Rawlinson End
"If I had all the money I've spent on drink - I'd spend it on drink."
(onefishtwofish Redfishbluefish, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:49, Reply)

see if you know this one
Bunny: "No guts, no black puddin'."
Git: "That's not an argument! "
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 6:32, Reply)

Why do they call him "the bullet dodger"
...because he dodges bullets, Avi.
(dchurch bah, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)