My sister got measured for a bra yesterday and is now a double J.
The woman came out of the cubicle and put one of the cups on her head like a hat.

And I thought Jesus Christ, in the genetic sweepstake that could have been me.

What physical characteristics do your siblings have that your glad you haven't been born with.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:18, 87 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Both my brothers are quite good-looking and motivated.
I'd hate to be them. Edit: oh yeah, half-brothers. Keep forgetting that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I bet they're not as funny as you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I hope that's a compliment.
I must say, the older of the two is one of the funniest people I know. He's good looking, entrepreneurial, charming, good with women, rich and very financially stable and not a complete bastard. He's a complete bastard.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:36, Reply)

It was.
Yeah but does he own a griddle pan?
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Ooh, he's a vegetarian!
I WIN!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Hands fucking down, old boy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)

My sisters better at getting women than I am.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Well, given that my only sibling is female
I'm glad I haven't got her bits. I'd have to be a lesbian.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Well, a penis, to begin with.
But he's dead, so I reckon I'm glad I'm not.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Nothing
He has a much better physique than me. Damn all that tasty food!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Hold on...
"The woman came out of the cubicle and put one of the cups on her head like a hat."

Is this a lady that works in the shop? Poor form if it is.

Or is that usually the sort of thing that goes on in these breast boutiques?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Hmmm...
That's what I was thinking
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:35, Reply)

It's all fun and games when ladies get their boobs out.
Besides the women used to be very large herself and had had a reduction. She was very helpful and very funny.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Oh come on
I've walked around M&S before with a J cup bra on my head, then my friend told me if I wasn't going to help her find bras I should go look at shoes... so I gave her the bra and did just that.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:45, Reply)

The world of ladies...
...is a strange and esoteric place.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:48, Reply)

its my friend, she has MASSIVE bozongas
bra shopping with her brings out the silly person in me!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:49, Reply)

How big is a J then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:52, Reply)

J-igantic

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Variable depending on the number of skins.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:54, Reply)

The size of my head
Its just really big... I bet you could probably squeeze a football in a J cup
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:55, Reply)

That's big, does she have back problems and stuff?
oh and link photo's of her boobs obv.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Hehehe I have no links, I don't go in the changing rooms with her and pillow fight
her in my undies! Sorry!

She does have really bad back problems, I think she has considered having a reduction.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Why would you say that?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

She's ruined christmas Al,
RUINED CHRISTMAS
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I don't think she's ruined christmas
but I'm going to have to think of another situation where she might conceivably get naked with other women before I can have a wank now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Sorry chaps!
We don’t have pillow fights while out shopping... it does however still happen at sleepovers - I promise! *nods head solemnly*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Woooo!
That's what I thought. Do you take it in turns to try on your collections of little satin nighties too?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

On a serious note
I got in trouble of the mrs the other day for pretending to be annoyed that her bridesmaids were going upstairs to get measured for their dresses rather than just stripping off in the living room.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Aw
I love it when you pretend to have a mrs.
It's like me pretending I don't work on the deli counter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

She got upset when I told her that PJM was starting to doubt her existance.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah but he doubted
my existence also
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I have seen you
Mrs Al, on the other hand, remains tantalisingly absent
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

She does rather
One day I think I'll meet her! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Aren't you and DiT coming to our party?
*checks*

Yes you are.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You're going to be exhausted
Running up and down the stairs, dressign as yourself then getting changed and coming back down dressed as Mrs Al. Then forgetting to alter your voice...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
in order to keep up the charade
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Ahhhhhh
then I will meet her! Hurrah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I've met her.
And I would.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Hands off Bee-atch

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Of course
We have little fashion shows and everything!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

*goes to happy place*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:23, Reply)

You should have hung around on Sunday
we all had a pillow fight after you left, you could have been the referee.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Al can't reply right now, he's busy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Hehehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Goddamnitalltohell!
You mean I was sitting on the Central Line reading the fourth twilight book when I could have been covered with a light dusting of feathers?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Yup
But at least you got to enjoy the wonder of Twilight... did you fud yourself off over Edward because he's so dreamy!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

The fourth one is a bit weird
there's loads of shagging at the start, then she gets up the duff, but with an evil vampire baby which grows super quick. And that's as far as I've got. I really can't understand why people think it's well written or anything great, I fucking hate all the characters and they are so 2 dimensional it's just ridiculous.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I take it you didn't speak to
Hayley and Charlie on Saturday about the books? Charlie has read them all and is in love with one of the dooods. They keep trying to get me to go and see New Moon with them - I refuse!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Funnily enough those topics of conversation didn't crop up
but if they had I would have been sure to have been respectful of their views.

And then slagged them off on the internet later.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

It is quite unusual for them not to bring up Twilight
All they ever usually do is bang on about the books! Maybe the alcohol and music drowned out their thoughts of Edward!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

J for
Jesus Christ they're fucking HUGE!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:06, Reply)

You have seen my sisters boobs so you should know.
Not in the flesh I might add.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Ha
This is the kind of thing that should happen more often in M&S.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:50, Reply)

It helps to kill time!
I think its come from spending too much time with DiT. He tends to 'act up' when clothes shopping, I find myself doing it as well now! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:56, Reply)

It's the natural male reaction to clothe shopping
Or it may just be his theatrical side coming out. I hear he's like that. Damn thespians.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Its probably a combination of the two
if I'm honest! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Ha, good honesty there.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:07, Reply)

my brother
is so hairy I think he needs to shave his eyeballs, is almost incapable of human interaction, forgets all birthdays and is useless at turning up on time for anything

My sister is short, fat, extremely arrogant, rude, obnoxious and self centred

compared to them my mimpiness and loathing of children is almost a blessing
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Non-existence
I'm an only.
I'm glad I was the first one, or I'd never have existed. My mother got 'sterilised' at 26, so I really did come to existence during quite a narrow window of opportunity.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:51, Reply)

How is your mum's narrow window of opportunity?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Damn your speedy fingers.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:57, Reply)

That's what your mum said.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:58, Reply)

When she'd got down off the roof...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I'm assuming it's still rather narrow
Having only passed one sprog almost 32 years ago.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I bet right now her ears are burning.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I bet her crotch is if you've been anywhere near it etc.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

*heave*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:11, Reply)

My sister has breasts.
Entertaining though they might be for a while, I'm rather glad I haven't got any. They'd look fucking weird on me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Yeah but
At least you'd never go out.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Why?
How big are they?

If she has a 'smaller' set you might be able to hide them under a loose shirt and still be in the game for some 'booby fun' whilst home alone.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I've not reallylooked in any detail
I'm going to say 'medium'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Wait.
This is 'Juliet Bravo' right?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

HOLY SHIT!
She has breasts?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

That's not all she's got

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:18, Reply)

ORLY
Does she have a narrow window of opportunity too?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:19, Reply)

As much as I love my sisters, I wish my mum had been sterilized after me.
And sometimes I wish she'd been sterilized before me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Are you the oldest?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Yeah!
Hence my bossy nature : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

What a torment, knowing you were once an only child
then having it cruelly taken away.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I know : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Try
imagining life with 5 siblings younger than you :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I found it great!
The only downside is that there are no new excuses when you become a teenager.

I'm now the youngest of 7 (1 stepbrother, 2 sisters, 3 brothers)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'm
the oldest though. The youngest one has it the easiest naturally ;)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Yep!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

where IS that Modgazzer General when you need him?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

He's busy and useless.
Mainly useless.
(The Modgazzer General defending justice and bothering the mods on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:04, Reply)

My sister is an accountant.
I'm glad I wasn't born with that gene.

And she's short.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)