I've just been to buy some new boots.
The guy in the shop told me I've got low toes.



Well, yuh-huh.

What trivial facts about your anatomy would you like to share with offtopic?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:41, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|..... *wink*
Depending on your screen resolution and size.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You have to take the gamble: iPhone or iMac.
It makes a difference.


Now: mindbleach, if you please!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Those genital warts have failry grown in size.
Are you sure it isn't cancer?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

"I'd like to share my penis with your etc etc."
anyone who posts something like this is a cunt, I'm looking at you Al
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:42, Reply)

=(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I have stubby fingers

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)

*OBLIGATORY PRE-CUM REPLY*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Gah!
More mind-bleach!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I didn't start it.
Wasn't it mistaspakkaman?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Yep.
At least you pre-empted him repeating it.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

It's all about the 'post cum' these days
Bed sheets up and down the country despoiled with man dribble.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Better than the curtains
or one dude I was with once who decided to wipe himself off on my bath towel.
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Where you using it at the time?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

No, but I wanted to.
Dirty fucker used it and then laughed when I called him a cunt for not using a tissue like a normal person.
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Every major mole that I have
Is a copy of one of my dad's moles, but on the opposite side.
I am a moley mirror image of my dad.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

You categorise your moles into major and minor?
I'm skipping over the "seen your dad naked" part.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I have 3 freckles on my left forearm
that are in the exact same formation and place on one of my best friends' forearms. We noticed this the other day and it blew our minds.
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Either my happy trail or my belly button is off-centre by a centimetre.
It's very apparent when looking at it from above.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I have a happy trail of moles up my legs
I'm all about moles today
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

my distal phalange on my right index finger is bent slightly forward at all times

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Who's Regina Phalange?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

what?
shut up roota
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Not til you tell me
I don't want to have to google it, beeetch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

It's the bone at the end of your finger, where your fingernail is
alright ALL RIGHT
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

But who is Regina Phalange?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

how the fuck should I know? you brought it up

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

It was a name Phoebe used in Friends

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Oh thanks Lighty!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:28, Reply)

So what you mean to say
is that there's something wrong with your right falangie?

edit: mindpiss
( Maladicta, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

what?
shut up maladicta
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I have a bit of bone poking out of my shoulder.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

*restrains self from posting obvious reply*

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I've got a thing in my jaw the size of a pea
You can feel it and move it.
It's not a mole.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Can I?
How exciting!
( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Is it a pea?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Maybe it IS a pea,
failing that, cancer.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Pea cancer.
Legumoma.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

ha!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

did you get shot in the face with a bb gun?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

That's called a 'tooth', you great div.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Yes you can

No it isn't

No it isn't

No I didn't

No it isn't

It's been there since I was erm born or a kid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Conjoined foetal twin?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Ah, possibly
Oh I hope it doesn't become all calcified, or worse, write an unauthorised biography...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Maybe you're part oyster and it's a pearl.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

THIS IS THE MOST BLATANT PANDERING I HAVE EVER SEEN

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

*sings*
Clendrix is attracted to oysters...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I THINK COMPARING WOMEN TO SHELFISH WILL GET ME SEX ON THE INTERWEBS

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I think it just might kid
Crack on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

"The guy in the shop told me I've got low toes."
I misread that as "the gun in the shop told me I've got to load." I fink mi brane is broke!

*cowers*
(daizi last tried to escape on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)

wtf, kid??
No! a la violencia.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I know!
Still, with warped index fingers at least my aim would suck...
(daizi last tried to escape on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Silly shop assistant
helping me commit armed robbery like that.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Would you rob him for the shoes or the money?
The world needs to know
(daizi last tried to escape on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Both.
I'm efficient.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:26, Reply)

How low can one's toes be?
You can't get much lower than at the bottom end of your body.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

You can get lower than that without even trying.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:31, Reply)

This had puzzled me.
I just assumed it was some sort of masonic code.

*calls The Goat for translation*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Are you doing a posh rap?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Ha! We used to call Smooth B
from Nice & Smooth 'the posh rapper'.


Check them out, you'll surely agree.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I was thinking "...not posh..."
and then he came in!!
Port Out Starboard Home!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

i have matching moles
on my inner arms where they bend. When I was little I thought everyone had them to see where your joints are
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I have weird double scar
Running across my back from where I landed on a bike saddle three years ago during a poorly thought out power kiting trick. Nobody can ever believe that I really got it that way - it looks like somebody hit me with a rock.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:12, Reply)

Not me, but...
I strongly suggest you don't point out a wonky nose and/or a dodgy front tooth on a first date... apparently women care about these things.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 20:48, Reply)

I've got lots
I've got matching moles in front of each ear, my little toes don't bend at all and are only 1/2 cm long, my ears are different shapes and at different heights on my face, I've got a triangular freckle on my right arm, one of my friends and I have matching freckles on the side of our little toes on our left feet and our left feet are exactly the same size (which is strange as we're now nearly 30 and our feet have matched since we were 8), I've got a white mole on the side of my head that has been there since I was a baby, I've broken my right side pinky finger so many times that when I bend it makes a clicky noise.

That's all I can think of right now...
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:57, Reply)