Being annoyed by people lessens when you stop being stuck up.
That, or when you just don't care about anything any more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But then what kind of society would we be?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

The kind that eat in Subway

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)

clicking this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah', exactly, a 'happy' one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I've eaten in Subway several times and the quality has lessened over the years. I'm grateful that there isn't one terribly close to me because my mind would forget while my nasal passages linked the smell of stale bread to good times of old and force me
to order more of the turgid crap they sell.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

In Australia Subway is nicer
I ate one here once while I was drunk, and surprisingly I found it quite unpleasant, and given that I will eat kebabs the next day, that is quite a feat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Even the ones in America are nicer than the ones here. And the cunt insisted on putting mustard on it instead of mayonnaise

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)

That's bleak
cant I just bottle it all up deep inside? What's the worst that can happen *reaches for sniper rifle and guide to Britains tallest towers*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

IT'S ABOUT GOOD MANNERS.
I think noisy eating is a culteral thing too. Lot's of other countries positively demand it.

But that's johhny foreigner for you. Dirty bastards.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

To me, a completely silent meal is a bit like completely silent shag.
It's creepy and wrong, at least put the telly on or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

At least you got some though eh?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

What's wrong with a silent shag?
Sometimes it makes your brain feel like it's going to burst out of your ears. But in a good way. Not like an aneurism.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

So true you said it twice.
Edit - Wha?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)

You just shut it
You ain't seen nuffink
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I like to put something on in the background, a good audio book or something, in case I get bored.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:02, Reply)

The wedding's off
How dare you imply that you would be bored mid-coitus mith me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:05, Reply)

It's just as much for your benifit as mine.
There is nothing more sexy than James Whale on a rant about the congestion zone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'd congest your zone!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You would say that
It's the only shag they allow in the Fucking Library.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

WELL IT'S BETTER THAN BANNING IT TOTALLY
LIKE MOST PUBLIC PLACES!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)

But in some cultures belching is a sign of appreciation of your food.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Just goes to show there are some parts of the world that learnt nothing from our subjegation of their race.
What a waste of time that was.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Bring back slavery

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Bring back loose tea and penny sweets.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

It's too good for 'em.
Then they get free meals.

WHICH THEY EAT NOISLIY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

But they'll pay it back in hard labour, their wives being fucked every which way to Tuesday by the White man and a distinct lack of respect from all other ethnics who would sneer at their eating habits
They can't win really
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

You've convinced me.
'Bring back slavery' it is. A sensible practice from a more civilised age.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I've heard that in some cultures
misplaced apostrophes and misspellings like 'culteral' are punished by hanging.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Maybe in your little world Monty.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I've heard that in some cultures
David Bowie is revered as a god
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I like those cultures

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Bomb the bastards.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I've heard that too.
The same goes for Phil Collins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Nah, that culture died when he made Buster
They all joined the Bowie worshippers
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Two Hearts!
Livin' in just one mind!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You Can't Hurry Love
with not one, but THREE Phils!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Phil Collins is god


just look at that beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:10, Reply)

He looks a bit like St Jude there...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:14, Reply)

He divorced his wife BY FAX.
What. A. Cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yeah
get with the emails Phil
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

yeah. The 80s are OVER, Phil ffs
I think I might Telex him so he knows.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)