OMG
it is snowing in my garen!!! l;ol
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:03, 105 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

lol i ment garden lolol

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Hello "BEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE GOOD THINGS WERE PUT ON" !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:04, Reply)

haha!
you are my hero gonz.
i thought i would try this place. it seems nice and calm.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:04, Reply)

It is, it's a tad slower, but the chicks are way hotter.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:06, Reply)

i should put a hot picture of me in my profile then,
instead of the one of me on the loo.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Nah', I don't want you to steal all the honiez for yourself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:08, Reply)

I just went there
I went and looked at that fella on the loo Gonz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:10, Reply)

i am interested in what it takes to be part of the league of gigantic b3tans.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:12, Reply)

i am also interested in why people have a thing for the eighties now.
not so long ago everyone thought it was a load of old hoops.
it surely can't be long now until a nineties revival?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I'm going to shoot the first person I see wearing parachute pants

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:14, Reply)

oversized lumberjack shirts ftw!
*grows curtains*
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:15, Reply)

I have always loved the 80s. I cried when they ended.
It should be 1984 right now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:17, Reply)

i liked the eighties in the seventies!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:19, Reply)

the 90's was fucking shit, though

( Malaka omdz, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:53, Reply)

There's a proper one for male B3tans where you have to be dead tall
and then there's one for tall B3tan ladies. I'm neither but I liked the drawing of norks so they let me in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:13, Reply)

i am six foot five,
is that tall enough? i don't feel that tall really.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:14, Reply)

You'll have to ask them
i don't run this joint
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:18, Reply)

who do i ask!
this is so complicated.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Me. I am like the Don Corleone of /ot
I'm 6'11" in my socks and damned, damned hard, to boot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:22, Reply)

you'd be six foot eleven in heels i would think,
you'd just have heels underneath you.
i am glad there is a massive person here. i don't like being the tallest.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Alas I am but 6'2".
Everyone pretends I don't 'run tings' round here but that's only because I am so fucking scary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:26, Reply)

you're little, you don't scare me!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:28, Reply)

They all say that at first...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:29, Reply)

trust me,
it is unlikely that you will intimidate me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I'm about as intimidating as Papa fucking Smurf

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Who is also prone to bullshit
You run /OT?

You couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Can it, tranny boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:25, Reply)

ooh ooh is there a tranny here i can drool over?
*gets excited*
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:27, Reply)

You're just jealous I look better than you when you did it
I feel I've proven my point

EDIT: SSG, this is him. My pic is in my profile!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:27, Reply)

oh
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:28, Reply)

where can i meet a proper tranny?
i want one to keep.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Roota is a bloke
Does that count?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:31, Reply)

You're fucking dead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:33, Reply)

I've done better than both of you.
*points to profile*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

What fella on the loo?
*confused*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:22, Reply)

the picture in my profile,
doofus!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I'm saying the message board is a tad slower, rather than the hot chicks on here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Yeah, you're marrying one :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Damn straight skipy !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:10, Reply)

>:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:38, Reply)

you are my secret favourite.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:51, Reply)

lets elope

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:58, Reply)

:D

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I'm glad it's there and not here
I hate snow
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:05, Reply)

the snow just won't go away!
i am getting fed up with it to be honest. i want to go for a jog, only i would slip right now.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:06, Reply)

If you're bored with snow, you're bored with life

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:12, Reply)

silly post is silly

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Sorry, those were the sage words uttered on a fb status I saw today. I'm bored of snow as well now, but only because I have to get to college tomorrow and I have a feeling they'll close it.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:16, Reply)

how are they sage words?
the statement doesn't even make sense
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Does to me. But then I enjoy being out in the snow.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:22, Reply)

if it makes sense to you, could you explain it to me?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:23, Reply)

I'm rubbish with sage words, all the thyme.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Get out.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:31, Reply)

the Tayyab's jaunt is a-comin', by the way

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:32, Reply)

OH YES!
Meat. Meeeeeeeeeeat.
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:33, Reply)

It's going to be the Night of 1,000 Chops

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:37, Reply)

We'll be chopping like Jackie Chan on a wank marathon.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:37, Reply)

It's going to be like Choppaquiddick.


That one wasn't so good, was it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:39, Reply)

It was chop-related, so it gets all its points.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Well, I'm outtahere - ENOUGH WORK FOR ONE DAY
See you later
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Damn right!
See ya.
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:43, Reply)

i would reckon that homeless people are probably quite fed up with it,
and old people who can't afford heating bills,
and people who can't get to work who's work won't pay them if they don't come in,
and,
you know. stuff.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:20, Reply)

and adults.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:23, Reply)

i think if you are an adult who is being paid still but can't go to work,
you'd have to be a fool to be fed up!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:24, Reply)

unless you hate your kids or something. yeh.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I'm in the terrible predicament
of being in fucking charge at work - I HAVE to try to get in, even when it's horrible. Just before Xmas I had to pay £52.80 to get just four tube stops away from my office. It took 3.5 hours and was then followed by another hour of 'regular' tube and bus journey.

Hence the 'snow hate'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:28, Reply)

lol gutted

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I reckon it's time for a jet pack

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:32, Reply)

It's ALWAYS time for a jet pack.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I imagine you're right there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:23, Reply)

they must be bored with life as well

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:29, Reply)

i tried to kill myself twice last year,
so there is little point me arguing that i am interested in life i suppose.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:14, Reply)

There's not much comeback I can make to that. I'm sorry you feel that way

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:17, Reply)

I was pretty close myself last year.
Last year was shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:31, Reply)

AGREED
last year was well shit, could've been worse mind
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Not much, for me.
I only just made into 2010 with home and sanity intact.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:42, Reply)

awwwwwwwwwwww monty
hugglewugglesmooshykins

2010 will be MUCH better
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:43, Reply)

My old dear had depression about a year back
Absolutely horrible. Prior to that I thought it was all a load of bollocks and that taking one's life was a horribly selfish act. Until you experience someone who feels that way first hand or, god forbid, feel that way yourself, it's very hard to understand or to get your head round. In my opinion.

Seeing my mum barely say a word for six months and cry almost constantly was the worst experience of my life. And I've seen Hard-Fi live.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:58, Reply)

I've been that way myself, driving in the car thinking if I should just turn off the road and drive into a tree
then I look at my eyes in the rear view mirror and say "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you..."
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:03, Reply)

jokes aside
I have been there a few times myself, and there's not much to say about it, unless you've been through it you can't really understand it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:07, Reply)

i got dumped for being depressed.
nice girl really.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:07, Reply)

do you want rosalicious to beat her up for you?
I hear she's well hard

may not matter much but sorry to hear you're going through a tough time, to monty as well
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:10, Reply)

i would like a big cuddle off rosalicious!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:12, Reply)

i did not
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:54, Reply)

in conclusion,
the "it could have been worse" bit for you,
was what happened to me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:55, Reply)

but fuck it,
new year, we're all still young, let's get on with it
and have some fun
yeeeeeeeeeeah.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:55, Reply)

2010 is the year of win.
This is my decree.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:55, Reply)

How's biscuit doing?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:00, Reply)

As far as I'm aware, she's fine.
She's my parents dog. I had to pick up my mum from the vets as my dad was too busy. They're supposed to make sure she stays off her foot.

How the fuck do you stop a mental jack russell from dashing about?
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Good news! :D
Hahaha the only way to stop a jack russell is to knacker it out with lots of running... that's not an option for you though... erm... drug it, take away all trouser legs!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:13, Reply)

They said if they can't keep her off her paw then the only option is to put her in a cage.
Fuck that my mum said, but without the swearing.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Bugger
That'll just make it more mental surely? Hmmm... maybe Becky will appear and you can ask her... she might have some tips!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I'm goin ome I'll see yuz in a bit right
yeah
^scouselolz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:19, Reply)

c u later lolz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:20, Reply)

I AM DANCING

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:33, Reply)

no money maaaan can win my looove
its sweetness that im thinkin of
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:34, Reply)

good girls going baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:39, Reply)

my lipgloss be poppin

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:40, Reply)

hi my name is susie and gucci think i love him
that sucka think i'm loyal but i fucks wit all the hustlas
i be wit all tha ballers i be at all the spots
i might be in yo kitchen nigga cookin witcha pots
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:46, Reply)

theres no question of a doubt, ive checked all the ladies out
youre the finest thing that ive seen, sexy lady be my queen
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:49, Reply)

you make my life complete, sweet, know how to flip it street, freak
only when it comes to me, see that's why you're my wifey
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:54, Reply)

i'll be there every morning baby, to hold you tight
and thats why baby, you dont have to wonder why
why i love you. i need you. got to have... have you
i need you
oh...right now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:56, Reply)

sexify my love, give into my touch, baby tonight I'm gonna set you free
sexify my love, make your body talk, baby surrender all your lovin' to me
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Yay I am home!
Soup, soup, soup for tea!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:55, Reply)

ZOMG!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 18:55, Reply)