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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I want of these!
I'd be the coolest kid in town

What's tempting you to waste money today?
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:43, 96 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm not going to spend £50 on that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:45, Reply)
NEAR THE TOP
Newsletters out totach is mentioned \o/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)
near the top?
nearer halfway down. I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)
shut up or I'll write you a haiku.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)
That film is 33 years old

time to move on maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I prefer Planet of the Apes
And that's even older.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Well get a monkey suit then.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)
yeah but people don't bang on about Planet of the Apes

like it is the best fucking film/story ever told
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I do
Sometimes.

Nobody listens.

Nobody cares.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Vis a Vis
Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)
My favourite film was made in '69.
What does that say about me?

Actually, I don't want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Means you're old and living in the past
AH AH AH AH
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I much prefer it to the present
I am a man out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Magic Flying Lanterns
I so wanted to set some of for my 40th but cause of the weather didn't get to the shop to buy some,,,,I may just get some for the hell of it!!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Several things
This
Definitely this
Maybe this
And while I'd love this, I can't afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Nice try you bastard!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
never
gets old
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Illuminated JetBib Feeding System
www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/c682/
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)
That does it.
I'm having a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)
right
now?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
IT'S CROWNING!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)
WTF!
I'm having a royal baby?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Yeah, and it's Harry's you dirty cow.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Urg! A ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)
push it back in!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I've already wasted money on it:
My most recent purchase
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
here, have some attention
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Owh
I don't do everything for attention you know :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I was merely joshing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)
To them it doesn't matter.
If you're a woman on the internet then you're after attention.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)
to whom do you refer by saying "them"?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)
It's a very good film
"They wouldn't play with us"

Spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)
a wise
philosophical text
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is like my bible.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)
And I wonder why I'm single : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Haha, Same :)
I think we've got the right idea though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)
you are both guilty of too many sweeping generalisations
like most women.

and you don't know what is good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Don't you love it when Vip gets mardy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I know ; )
*pushes buttons*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)
quiet you
I'm not being mardy I'm trying to help
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Don't you "quiet you" me!
Villain!
Sorry, now carry on helping...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I'm not sure you nasty singletons deserve the benefit of my wisdom and experience

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I may be a singleton but I'm not nasty
I think we should have a thread "Vipros's advice for single laydeez"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)
And we should be in the kitchen?
Making you a sandwich?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)
don't be ridiculous
I'm a better cook, and a Sandwich Master
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Hahhaaha
Me, Applebite and BGB round the intercom.
"Good morning, Angels"
"Good morning Sandwich Master!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I am more than happy to make this a reality

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)
In your new advice thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)
it's true, watch this..
OI! INTERNET, I'VE GOT BOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I like breasts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)
see?
and through the wonder of the interweb, they have no idea that they are saggy and wrinkly skin bags
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I'm sure applebites aren't saggy and wrinkly skin bags

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Pert, 32C
That's what my money says.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Would anyone else like to take a guess?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
30 C or D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Spikey was actually uncannily spot on.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Damn, another loss.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
That's because
I like breasts
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Or you've been rooting through my laundry.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Almost
I was hiding 'somewhere' and watching.....and wearing your bra.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Which one?
Cos if it was one of my favourites, I won't be impressed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)
The red one
With tassles and glittery bits
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)
if by rooting you mean he has been sticking his knob in, and humping, your laundry

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)
That would be right
Rooting in the Australian sense
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Applebite wonders how the conversation managed to get round to her breasts.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I'm online, it's always about breasts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
How fickle you are.
Forgotten about Snugglesacks already.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Applebite at least replies to my gazes.
As laced in sarcasm as the replies are.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I give you useful things in my gazzzzes
Things worth more than boobs.
Well, things worth about seven quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Well you gave me that over text technically.
But yes, you're great and better than most the losers on here.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Thanks
I'll have that twice a week please.
And don't call my imaginary friends losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)
you never know
But you are a boy, so I won't disturb your imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I didn't know you could play the guitar etc.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Does anyone even like the top?
Or are you all just going to talk about bloody breasts?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I'll be honest, I'm not keen on it.
But then I'm 44 years old and think you should cover up a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Don't worry,
I'll have my biker jacket on over the top. And I am going to the gig with my gay friend.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Yeah well remember to put a scarf on.
It gets cold at night.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Yes, mother
:)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)
I think it's nice in a special occasion way,
it's not doing the dishes wear.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I've bought it specifically for a gig.
And I don't wash my dishes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
That's ok then.
It's very gig wear, if you know what I mean.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)
paper plates
or dog that licks the plates?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Well, I don't wash them on a regular basis.
If I've learnt one thing from uni, its that cereal can be eaten out of anything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)
* clumsy innuendo*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)
i bet there's a porn
site about it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)
corsets aren't meant to be made of stretchy things are they
I completely failed to make a bodice by picking far too stretch material

it's very pretty, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Would you say it was a bandeau rather than a corset?
It's very pretty though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)
you have reached the limit
of my knowledge of clothing, I have no idea what a bandeau is, I shall assume it's what that top is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Thanks
I think so, but people will stick lacing on anything and call it a corset.
Anyways, stiff corsets don't look right on me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I like the idea of it
but not the execution
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Well I think it's all of the awesome.
Although judging by the sideways looks I'm now getting in work, I seem to be the only one...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I kind of fancy being one of them arseholes
Who get one of those Eurorail passes and flit around some nice cities.

But that's not what all these savings are for :(
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I like it!
I am going to be purchasing a new shiny digital camera this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 18:49, Reply)
I'm going to buy
a hat, a fedora or trilby.
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:01, Reply)

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