Hello you lot
I've got a pub quiz tonight at my local, and I'm in need of a hilariously inappropriate team name. The funnier the better, obviously. I'm hoping the lovely cunts people of B3ta can help me out.

Previous team names include;

"Everybody knows I. McHunt"
"I'm not a gynoecologist, but I'll take a look anyway"
"If it doesn't fit, spit on it and try again"

Any suggestions?

EDIT: In case anyone's interested, we went for "My Gran's a shoplifter - you should see her snatch" in the end. We also came fourth - one place away from winning free drinks. Bastard.
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:35, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

e=mc hammer

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Gary Glitter's Shitter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Quiz on my face
I think this is pretty poor to be honest but I've heard it used several times, in several towns
( djtrialprice, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

many many quiz based puns do the rounds

Quiz Akabusi is my favourite
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

There's already a regular team that uses "Quiz in my pants"
So that one's out
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Yeah I had one of those last night
The best one I had to read out was "32 Maltesers up yer chuff, or 64 Minstrels"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Had one of what last night?
On your face exactly?
( djtrialprice, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Quizteam Aguilera

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 19:08, Reply)

"when the quiz is over, I'm going to stick this mic up my arse"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Haha
Like the thinking. Might use this one...
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Do you mean 'Mike'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Quizlamic Fundamentalists

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Nation of Quizlam.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Late 90s
I used to play in a town/gown football league with one team named Islamic Jihad. It makes me sad to think you probably wouldn't be able to get away with that these days.
( djtrialprice, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:22, Reply)

4 Poofs and a Pen.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Prolapsed Catholics.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Quizteam Aguilera

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Norris McShirter and the Record Breakers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Hahaha!
Should be a band name.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

The Fucking Helmets

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Wogs Go Home

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:57, Reply)

WAGS GO HOME

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

WIGS GO HOME!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)

WUGS GO HOME?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:23, Reply)

PUGS GO HOME!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:24, Reply)

PUGS GO HOMO

( djtrialprice, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

COTES DU RHONE
I don't appear to be terribly good at this, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Goats use phone

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Oats do roam

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:43, Reply)

boats use foam

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:46, Reply)

moats view loam

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Crouching woman, Hidden Cucumber.

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:05, Reply)

That Pre-cum Thing

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:07, Reply)

winner!

( djtrialprice, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:11, Reply)

we use ours for political statements
like "vampires don't sparkle, they suck"
important issue, there, I'm sure you'll agree
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:08, Reply)

You can't say spastic, it's retard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Tony Scoper and the Wildtrack Presenters

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:12, Reply)

The Auschwitz Survivors

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:13, Reply)

The Norwegian Quislings

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Fungal Infections

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Clench if you like it's going in anyway.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Terry & Bridge: Kensington and Chelsea Tag Team Champions 2009

( djtrialprice, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)

The Serial Sex Attackers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)

The Mornington Crescent Irregulars.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:20, Reply)

The Spackerjack Pens

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Hitler Was Right

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Thatcher Was Right

( djtrialprice, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I Wish Hitler And Thatcher Had A Baby So I Could Fuck Their Offspring

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:24, Reply)

and your quiz name is...?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Haha popular

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Work Makes You Free
I seem to have 'gone all Nazi'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

The Holocaust Deniers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

The Holocaust Diners

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:38, Reply)

David Koresh Indoor BBQ club
The team in the lead are a bunch of cunts

The Eric clapton baby parachute (trademark and copyright protected)

The Goosesteppers

The "any team who finishes behind us must be properly fucking thick" team

The Shoulder biting joeys
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Pleeeeeease
bring a team down to the Empress with the 1st or 3rd name.
( djtrialprice, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

We have
at one point or another used all of the above at various quizes!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Panzerfaust

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Obergruppenfuhrer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Schnell schnell, Kartoffelsalat

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:34, Reply)

"A wandering minstrel..."

( djtrialprice, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:37, Reply)

pzygthlmthtttm

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:38, Reply)

/trying to get him to pronounce that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Im sure it didn't need that much lube last time

turn on your bluetooth connection for free porn

David Ickes purple pants brigade

(again, all used before!)
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Judy Finnegan's Abortion Pate

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:39, Reply)

What's Shakin' Haiation

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:41, Reply)

The Spam Javelins

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:52, Reply)

cunt cunt cunt bastard cunt and the cunts

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 19:11, Reply)

668: The Neighbour of the Beast

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)

1332: Helen Bach
(Only for use in Wales).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 22:45, Reply)

And I know exactly which quiz you go to
Because I was there too...
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 10:43, Reply)