Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking hellYou miserable gang of cunts!
I go away for five minutes and you've all gone emo!
OT's fine, I asked its mum this morning.
Don't fear the new people. I was one of those once and you gave me an easy enough ride. Let's just see how it goes eh?
Have you missed me?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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latest was 16 years ago)
I get accused of Emo-ness all the timeOn account of the piercings. You can't scare me
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Nothing interestingThey're all in the ears. Wanted my nose, eyebrow, lip etc done when I was 17 so but my Mum forbade it. I know, rock'n'roll. Have since sworn off belly button (only for girls), nipple (too gay) and penis (FUCKING OUCH) as well as all of the original ideas as they were promptly claimed by Chavs and boy bands.
Have a few stretched ones though
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CrikeyI've got two 6mm and one 8mm in my lobe. And a 4mm in my cartilage. That fucking hurt. How are the 11mm ones healing up?
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Fine. They shrank back down fairly well.I miss them though.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:36,
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IntriguingI've been keeping my biggest at 8mm because I've heard that any bigger and they won't close up. If that's untrue I might do some more stretchin'
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*tries so hard to just let this innocent conversation go on unhindered*(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:39,
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i'm just imagining the filthit writes itself
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:40,
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PIERCINGS!We're talking about piercings! What's WRONG with you people? How can you POSSIBLY bring SEX into this?!!
No, seriously, how? I want to know. I want you to tell me
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I had a nipple piercing for a whilethat was pretty rude in itself
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:47,
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it's all that talk about stretching and measurements and that(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:49,
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God you're filthyI'm sure this is the furthest thing from BGB's mind
Yeah
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Roota can you stop encouraging creepy posts like thisit makes me sick a little in my mouth.
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You've got to expect this kind of thing if me and or Roota is in a thread.You should know this by now.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:08,
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It's one of the reasons why offtopic is shit.Stinks of desperation and masturbation around here.
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Allow me, BGBand yet you're still hanging around. Clearly the stench of wanking agrees with you
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Fuck off new person,you're not funny, you're not interesting and you're fucking creepy.
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I'm still trying to determinewhether you have an unusual sense of humour or whether you're just a dickhead
Guess which one's winning at the minute
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He's one of the best dickheads around here.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:23,
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This is hurting my eyesPsychochomp, if you're still readin and would like to continue being petulant at me, please could you start a new thread below? Cheers
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I wouldn't really go any bigger than 11mm for that reason.I would have loved to keep them but guys my age don't really for women with stretchings so I decided to take them out.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:45,
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Men are stoopidSurely you know this. I don't see why you should have to stop being yourself for their sake
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I know but what's a women to do?I still kept a piercing in a secret place for them to discover : )
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:58,
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You're not lending much credence to my assertion that you're not thinking about sex during this discussionAlso: NICE
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I wasn't thinking about sex I was just saying I had to look more normal to get any.(
girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:06,
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Damnand there was me being sooooo subtle and subversive in encouraging it
If we keep it up we can make PsychoChomp sick
Prude
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Nah! he's got a degree in psychology.He thinks flirting on here makes us aspergers ridden loners. *shrugs*
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:14,
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And he thinks the best way to treat these psychologically deprived peopleis to be a complete wanker at them?
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She's no lady.She has two.....count them.....one two.....men on the go.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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going to a museum with one tomorrowand a coffee shop with the other on Saturday
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:29,
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Get in!!Is one tinternet and one from the World?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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both from interweb, I don't speak to people in the real worldso a high chance of one or more being an axe murderer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:32,
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well, I hope notI've not checked
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:37,
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I'm sure there is some kind ofmedical test to check for b3tardness
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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Yeah you say"Man the..." and of they scream FUCK UP you have a b3tan
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:43,
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pff!I've nearly said this to students a bunch of times.
"you're having trouble with all your deadlines? Well just man the fuck up, bitches!"
This would get me sacked
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:44,
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You filthy slagI bet you end up bringing them both back to yours for a bit of double team action.
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It would be very easy to make your dreams a realityjust ask them both if they're up for a threesome and you'll have spunk dripping out of your arse and quim before you can say "Jack Horner"
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jack ho...blimey!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:42,
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Now just stop that, youYou've been neglecting our Church while you've been acting all sullen.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:28,
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I... I don't think I can stophelp me Roota
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:35,
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Sadly this is trueI have no shame
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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Yes, hurrah for you.HURRAH FOR THE GRAMMAR BADGER!
HURRAH!!!
HURRAH!!!!
HEAR HEAR!!!!
*runs away *
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what happened to our lunch date huh?you stood me up that's what!
outrageous behaviour!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:33,
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But she drove past and threw you a drinkit's not her fault your too spak handed to not catch it and you end up hurting your knee instead
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hahathat incident was the night before last
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:36,
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whateverYou massive gaping flange hole
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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It is lunchtime!!I am here!
What's the problem?
Now order me a drink and make it snappy.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:36,
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pfftit's past lunchtime. now I have to get back to work. get your own drink :-P
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:37,
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Fuck off will ya!What kind of shitty time do you have your lunch?
Get back here NOW!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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People who buy their lunch from the Deli Counter eat lunch early as it smells so yummy.People who work on the Deli Counter have to wait until after the lunch rush before they can eat theirs. Which are you? That's right, you work on the Deli Counter.
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Cock off the pair of yousNot before you get me a drink, Vipros
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:45,
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Not bad.Spent the morning looking at a church in Hammersmith. And the strap on my bag broke which was annoying.
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HeheheThat's all I saw too... selective reading 'my strap on broke'!
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It broke before I saw the vicar too.This is what upset me most of all.
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Hey senorita!I'm here for the rest of today, Friday and Monday!
*bodypops*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:42,
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Aw, I never know whether you're being from Sark or notBut have a chuck under the chin anyway
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:44,
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Oddly enough that was 100% free of sarcasm.Thanks for the chinny.
*gently punches arm*
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The correct term for a group of cuntsis a gaggle. Everyone knows that.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:46,
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happy b3tadayyou fucktard
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:47,
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Happy... dayyou greasy slit.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:50,
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*Does the celebratory alternating hand clasp to either side of head*(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:51,
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Not a cliterati of cunts?Happy candle day
Now what the fuck's going on and why was I not informed?
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clinteratinice wordage, not sure how, but I will fit this into conversation some time this week
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:02,
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I just feel it should be alliterativeMight get away with "a quorum of cunts," alternatively.
Edit: Anyway, my main question has been sidestepped. What the fuck's going on and why was I not informed?
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its a crazy, crazy mixed up townit's the rattlesnake I fear
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:13,
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Apparently you were off have racistlolswith the crows from Dumbo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:17,
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surelya "quorum of quims" would be better alitteratively?
And you weren't informed as you are a mere crow...
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Dan Brown PornCan you imagine the descriptions, "he picked up the High powered 8 speed full silicone rotatiopn vibrator and prepared to insert it into her pink vag located between her legs next to her arsehole...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:16,
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What is going on?I'm on holiday and drinking extreme amounts of tea. I slept in to 10am this morning YASS!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:17,
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I'll give YOU an easy rideHYAH HYAH HYAH
[insert Sid James head here]
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:18,
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There!No, not there, there!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:28,
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Don't upset ChompyHe's had e-fucking-NUFF of the smut, right???
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:28,
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I think he's allergic to smut.It's the only reason I can think of to his over the top reactions when it appears.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:29,
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he's not allergic to Snugglesack's snuggle sacks...(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:33,
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Yeah because she's young.He's ageist. He probably throws up everytime you and I mention boobies.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:36,
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