Would it be wrong
to push away the people that care about you, so you could kill yourself with minimum hurt to them?
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 1:13, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Entirley wrong
Much better to stage some sort of event, and pop your clogs in front of them. That way they will not have the same self loathing and guilt that you have.

I believe posting your demise on the internet is also a popular pastime.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 6:58, Reply)

A webcam link would be good.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:14, Reply)

.
That depends on a great many things.
(kitescreech still here, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 7:28, Reply)

have I clicked on b3mota by mistake?

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 8:07, Reply)

No
So mtfu
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Well
if they care about you the last thing they would want is for you to do such a thing.
The question would be why would you want to do either? life may be meh but giving up is a very very extreme choice that there can be absolutely no going back from
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 8:42, Reply)

You could take them with you.
Or not kill yourself. If my father was still alive any problem that made him kill himself would now be so far in the past that it would be of no consequence in his life.
( Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 8:49, Reply)

I think you should take them hostage in a public building
wire the whole place with explosives and wait until the TV crews have arrived and the police are about to stage a rescue attempt and then blow the place up killing not only yourself and the people you love, but huge numbers of innocent bystanders and rescue workers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:23, Reply)

This works even better if the building you choose is the Nakatomi Plaza
and you have a german accent.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:24, Reply)

and you don't kill yourself, but only make it look you have
and meanwhile you escape with millions of dollars worth of bonds
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Don't forget the airport/unspecified but vaguely South American option,
which is frequently overlooked. Although, in these days of heightened terror awareness, it does carry the additional risk of getting PUNCHED IN THE FACE by an angry baggage handler.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Sheiss dem fenster!
Shoot. The. Windows.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'm not sure why I know this but...
Isn't it: "Shoot. The. GLASS!"
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

nein fenster
means window, hence fenestration, or defenestration or any of that other stuff relating to windows
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Don't get all etymologistical on me man
It's a Monday morning, and besides, I'm quoting the film.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Look it's on IMDB!
Hans Gruber: [during a shootout with McClane, who is barefoot] Karl, schieß auf das fenster.
[Karl gives Hans a puzzled look. Exasperated, Hans repeats it in English]
Hans Gruber: SHOOT the GLASS!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

don't care
fenster still means window.

Up yours wankface!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

/kills himself

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

do it, do it HARD

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

That would be like Dying Hard.
Which is nearly a title of a famous film.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Quite right old bean
my brain did a literal translation of the Deutsch
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

It's wrong on nearly every moral and practical level.
Don't be a retard.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Mention KFC

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Shhh...this is a definite McDonalds case

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Hahaha practicle?
Oh dear me Chompy, end it now, you can't live with this kind of shame.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I thought there was something wrong with that sentence

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

edited.
IF ONLY THERE WAS AN EDIT BUTTON FOR LIFE!!!!!!
Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Try the endit button instead.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

It depends on your definition of "Right"
1) Think about it
2) Hold
3) Complete

Think your way to success. It's a 3 step program.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Are you sure that is the three points?
Isn't it:

1. Act on emotion.
2. Think.
3. Regret.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Yes, yes it would
now get yourself some counselling, cry on a friend's shoulder and get out of my sight, you sicken me
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Very, very,
WRONG
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Have you seen that Shrek film?
That might help.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

That's your answer to everything
actually, it's not is it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

When I listen to talk-radio, most nights, when they say "[name] from [area]", and the area is somewhere near where i live, or somewhere i've been, my heart skips a beat and I wonder if I know them, or the know me.
And maybe, just maybe, up in the after-life somewhere, if my dad is listening, and maybe he'd think of me if he heard someone from around my area on TalkSport.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

That's deep man
you're so complex

You've given me a number of things to think about

*Mulls*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I reckon they should learn to play Wonderwall on teh guitar
it's only got a few chords so it can't be that hard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

It would certainly push away friends and family

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

He cold totally score big time with the ladiez, they'll be junks all over his trunks, sounds good to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

OH MAN !
I suggest you seek phsycratric help, maybe confide in a friend and put on some Black Eye'd Peas.

Should you not have Black Eye'd Peas, you should purchase their discrography.

Should you have no money to purchase a Black Eye'd peas discrigraphy, then purchase their first album until you can.

Should you not be able to purchase their first album, then I suggest you quit uni, get a job and consolidate all your debts into one easy monthly affordable payment plan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

YAY!
*does little dance*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

That's the way I always do it.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It would be terrible.
If you suggest this again I will staple headphones to your skull and play 'Everybody Hurts' on constant loop. In fact, if you feel that bad get a flight to Haiti and do something worthwhile for a year; a fresh persepctive on life can be a good thing.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I like the fact you've chosen a name that screams "WOE IS ME!"
and have decided to spare your loved ones the pain of seeing this god-awful thread.
(likeajackhammer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)

thanks everyone

(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:12, Reply)