I watched half and episode of Doctor Who last night

it was about statues that kill people or something, I can report that it wasn't total shit.

Feel free to take this as a recommendation of a new exciting televisual program for you to slump in front of stuffing your collective gobs with doritos and spam.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:29, 70 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Blink?

(TheColonel, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:33, Reply)

i like the girl in that episode
i also like breasts
( broadsword, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Ah yes, she was hot in a perky way.
I wonder if she's in anything else.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

MY PANTS

( broadsword, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Ha, she just got a bafta for best actress.
She's in An Education.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'd give her an education, phwoar

etc...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

she seemed pretty young in the film
less so when she was being interviewed about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Carey Mulligan
out of 10, I'd etc.

If I was single. And within her league
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:51, Reply)

I really liked that episode,
what does that say about me?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

You like stone statues?
Perhaps you have an interest in Gothic period sculpture? Or you liked the blond chick.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

That you like to dress up in a bear suit
and go to concerts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Tehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I think my mate has edited together a montage of bear dancing from the gig
would you like a link?

I wouldn't blame you if you said no
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:52, Reply)

No

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

only because you don't like seeing yourself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

He blames you
secretly he blames you for saying no.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Obviously
look at his defensive comment above, I must have angered him.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)

that wasn't defensive (this is however)
it was more offensive really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

A dancing montage?
Hmmm… it’ll never be as good as a Rocky montage.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

true
I haven't seen the dancing montage, so can't really comment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm sure it'll be good
Just not as good as a Rocky one... unless it has 80's music in the background!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:56, Reply)

it has music by my band
I can definitely say it is not from the 80s
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Boo you sir!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I don't see how that is my fault
we are not a band in the 80s, therefore our music is not from the 80s
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Your fellow band member/mate should have used his imagination
and played some 80's montage music over the top of your bands, thus emphasising the montageness of his montage piece. What! Montageness is a word!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Montagitude, surely?
Hello, by the way.

Are ye coming to Tayyab's on Thursdae?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Ah I see you also went to the school of making words up
Welcome, let us cobbulate our words on this most frunglite of days.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I was thinking montagitude myself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I was just thinking mong
*gurns*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:14, Reply)

was just am a non-
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)

That was painful dude
painful
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:16, Reply)

the truth hurts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)

furthermore
did you watch the video I posted yesterday?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I'll be checking it out later on, all being well

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:19, Reply)

splendid
it's from the end of the set, so the voice is a little ragged, and we kind of made the second song up as we went along. Part of our funk encore.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)

If only all bands had a funk encore.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I'm not so sure that would have worked
good word though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Thanks!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:11, Reply)

You have good taste
It's a superb episode, one of the best of the new ones.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

n't
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Oh Monty, just for you

When I last worked ina pub and got in late they were re-running episodes of the Old Grey Whistle test and that was rather ace
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)

They had some excellent sessions over the years, didn't they?
In amongst Sailor and Steve Harley & bollocks like that...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)

My brother has OGWT DVDs
We always put them on when we roll in pissed.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

OGWT gay porn


....or OGWT DVDs a collection of PVC mankinis
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Both

and some chocloate body paint
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:09, Reply)

He is quite possibly a shirter

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:16, Reply)

possibly a the
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I bought a magnificent triple DVD
of footage through the years from Beat Club in Germany. There are some incredible performances, including a really great one by The Byrds who I'm not generally a fan of.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I have to say i didn't recognise a lot of it and this was 10 years ago

but why doesn't the BBC have a flagship live music program? You can say MTV etc, but I mean decent, interesting dare I say progressive music?

Anyone who says Jules Holland will have a hootananny forced up their japs eye.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I like breasts and Marc Almond.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:06, Reply)

To my mind
there wouldn't be enough interesting or progressive music to fill a fucking ad-break alone a whole show. But the cunts could at least try.

They could have The Jim Jones Revue on every week - I'd watch that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Why not just record it and watch it 24/7?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:09, Reply)

How do you know I don't actually do that already?
Jim Jones is fucking brilliant. He was in Thee Hypnotics whom I loved more than was healthy back in the 80s.

BUT YOU KNEW THAT ANYWAY, RIGHT, TUGSTER?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Sold.
Where should I start with Jim Jones?

EDIT I NEVER KNEW IT WAS HIM FROM THEE HYPNO"S.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Get thee hither:
www.amazon.co.uk/Jim-Jones-Revue/dp/B001E443GS

You can all thank me later.

HE IS MY HERO. I SPOTTED HIM WHEN I WENT TO SEE THE SONICS AND NEARLY GOT A GAY-ON.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I'll stick with The Kooks

thank you very much!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Kerrang had half an hour playing nothing but Iron Maiden last night
it was great.

The half hour playing Korn would've been good if they'd played their old stuff, when they were new and exciting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I like the video to "Freak on a leash"
which was quite similar to an anti-gun advert a couple of years ago. Because of this the advert lost all of its shocking impact.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I heard that song too much
and Got the life.

I like Korn though. refreshingly different for their first few albums.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Because people dont want progressive live music shows anymore
they want celebrities singing kareoke whilst dancing on ice who are then judged by a panel of cunts in front of a live studio audience...then they have a public phone vote and a long drawn out voting off section.

Keep up
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Hmm, where's Spikeypickle?
I expected him to be all over this thread.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

And to pre-empt you lot
this thread me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

pre-emptsexually sate
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I like doritos
I also like spam.

Can't say I've ever tried them together.

I wonder if I can find a way to combine them with my love of breasts...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)

NO WAY?!?!
Oh. Em. Gee. And I thought I was the only one round here.

(Do you know if they go well with spam and doritos?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I'm totally trying this tonight.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

You'll need chillis and orange plastic cheese
I am now not looking forward to my Thai tonight becasue I want nachos, boo.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:04, Reply)

It's probably the best episode of Dr Who I have seen
and it wasnt written by Russel T Shirter and didnt have the Doctor in much.

Go figure
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I quite like The Buried Life
I was watching it today on my lunch break and almost choked on my salad.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:27, Reply)