Top five b3tans:
3
2
1
Go!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:25, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me
Clendrix
Everyone else.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I would answer this but it'd be obvious that I'd just picked a list of hawt lady-b3tans I want to sleep with so instead I'll just say
1. al
2.
3.
4.
5.
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'm totally gonna sleep with you for that.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Yesssssssssssss!

( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

ever?
edit:
1. Glued Eel
2. Donkey Gums
3. Gonz Esme
4. Broadsword
5. Aardvark

edit x2: I could make a jillion lists, I like everyone really
1. PsychoChomp
2. Al
3. Roota
4. Gonz
5. BGB

1. TFD
2. Wicca'd
3. WebWench
4. Wynoh
5. Gilgamesh

OH I JUST DON'T KNOW!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

only ones who have replied to this thread so far.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'M ON A LIST!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Me too!
Yay!
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING LIST.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Aw shurrup man

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Amorous Badger and Rathen should be up there somewhere too
because even though I've had my fair share of bullying from them I still laugh when they do it to other people

and I like Lovely LOVELY Lu, Bogus Official, BlueStar, and gosh just everyone
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Tart!

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

i fucking love yooo man

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

BGB should be on top of Al and PsychoChomp
(in more ways than one).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I'm just not sure, I wouldn't want anyone to feel left out by me not putting them on their list.
Offers for "Food" and "Letting Me Put My Penis In You" will increase your chances of me adding you to my list.

Offers for both are a guarntied entry.

So, so far, we have BGB and Kristine, anyone else want in on it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Do you want to put your penis in my food?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Depends on the food, really.
Whatcha thinking of cooking?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

cock au vin, of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:38, Reply)

A Tescoes Caterpillar Sponge Cake!
Eh? Eh?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I don't know who you are, but I like the cut of your jib.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

You need to spell it right
it's a catapilla cake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I can't tell if I'm on the list because of food or letting you put your penis in me

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

_or_ ? SAD FACE

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'm not sure what's going on
but you'll always be number one in my ♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

1. Any B3tan who looks like Jeff Bridges and is single.
2. Any B3tan who likes me
3. Any B3tan who's met me
4. Any B3tan who's made me laugh
5. Al
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

guess that means I'm not on there
I don't fit any of those requirements - especially number 5 (maybe number 2 though)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

You don't like me : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

i don't not like you

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Erm............
Thanks.......I think.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

you're just a BLIP ON THE RADAR to this person
you call me a tart and I put you on my list !
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

It's a good tart, not a bad tart.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

minx

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I like everyone
except the ones I don't like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

In no particular order
1. Noel
2. Crow
3. Tuggers
4. Vippers
5. Everyone else esp. that Israeli Fail fellow
5.1 TGB


SPECIAL MENTION: Wet Ham Man simply for I do so love to tease him.

I've been pondering about this place recently. I think all bar one or two people on here are fucking great. I don't want to pick favourites, especially not just five of you.

/gaylord
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Good job Bowie's not a b3tan then...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

We'd never know who he was
because the cock-end would be changing his identity on a fucking daily basis, depending on how the fickle and shallow wind of fashion was blowing at the time....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

You'd recognise him
because his 'style' would change on a weekly basis, thereby making him easy to spot and punch in the face (or at least, give a good verbal kicking to).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I can smell that fucker 1,000 miles away.
He smells of 'fake'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

fuck you then Monty
*huffs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

You're in at number 5, you oaf.
EDIT: de-huffed, sufficiently?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

yeah casually thrown in with everyone else
I hate everyone else and now I hate myself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Get to the back of the queue

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

That's a full house, then.
and also: Hello.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

...
5. Monty
4. Vipros
3. Noel
2. Rachelswipe
1. Clendrix

But not in any particular order
( Peej, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Aww you didn't make it on to anyone's list
except for Kristine's guilty edited list.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Hey, shit, I made a couple of lists.
I ain't making a list since I want to cover each and every one of you in gravy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

you're on my list
but it's a different kind of list.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Is it the 'can't spell Zuul' list?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Zing!
I'd definitely do Sigourney from Ghostbusters. And Ghostbusters 2. And Heartbreakers. And Alien. And Aliens. And Alien3. And Alien Resurrection. And Gorillas in the Mist. And Working Girl. And that massive blue chick in Avatar.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:21, Reply)

*presses Ctrl+F*
*searches for bill*

*doesnt find*

*cries*
(bill, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:34, Reply)