Enough tea racism.
Anyone got holidays booked this year? Going anywhere nice? Something for the weekend, sir?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:56, 127 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No holidays planned
I tend to just do nice weekends.

I am saving up though. I want to go to Florence or New York.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

For the weekend?
Snazzy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well, I don't like long holidays
My landlord has this place in Cumbria. It's one of my favourite places in the world. Drinking wine under a tree in this enclosed garden with a big view of sky.
I never go for more than three days but it feels like weeks by the time I get back.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I love going on holiday
I can be away for three weeks or more and it never feels like long enough.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

nah, I love going away
and love coming home
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Going away is great
Getting there is great (unless delayed in airports or in an uncomfy seat on a plane for a long time).
Being there is marvellous.
Coming home is shite.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:14, Reply)

No way!
Coming home is lovely. You've had a nice time, but here's your own bed, your family and friends, and Walker's crisps.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Much as I like having family and friends
I can go away for three weeks and have no contact with anyone back home.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I think that's too long for me.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I make no apologies for length.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

they have Walker's elsewhere you know
just, under a different name
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

LAYS!
And dilles flavour crisps, nom.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

No
thanks for reminding me that I have nothing to look forward to
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Always happy to help.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I once read in a survival manual that "fish must be gutted"
I didnt realise that they lead such disappointing lives
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I once read in a survival manual
that a dead walrus will yield up to 8 quarts of milk. I can't tell you how often this has come in handy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

surely that would only apply
to lactating female walruses (walri?!).
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I'm going to be spontaneous
and choose my destination the day before setting off.

It needs to fit the following criteria - hot and sunny, with tropical fishies. The hot and sunny is for my tuther half, the fishies are because I want to do stage one of my scuba diving qualification. I suppose the third criteria (criterium?) would be no fuck off giant sharks!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I like sharks best of all the surviving dinosaurs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Criterion.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Yes.
Criterion is the singular. Criteria is the plural.

Lots of people get that one wrong.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

thanks
I knew it wasn't criteria, but couldn't remember the singular
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

surely hot, sunny and with fish is more than one?
and thus criteria is correct?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)

but I said criteria
when discussing the first two things and then the third was an afterthought and so it fitted into the sentence as a single criterian. If you replace criteria/on with cat/s it works.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

PADI? You can do it, intensivly, in a week.
It's great if you find a good location, somewhere like Shamel-Shek is a good enviroment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

yup that's the one
I was thinking of doing the very first stage here in Manchester in a swimming pool and finishing it up in the tropics. I was thinking of Egypt, the red sea is supposed to be the best. I went to Sharm el Sheik a few years ago and did snorkelling there, it was beautiful.

And the seafood is unbelievable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Trouble with that is, the instructors between the uk and egypt will change.
If you're confident in the water, that's fine, but if not, you'd need to build up the trust again. Whatever you do, look up the centre on the website, there are loads of fake PADI places, and they're normally uninsured and extreamly dangerous. Don't think "Well, they're english, they have to be offical" eaither. What would be quite nice is to do the whole lot there over a week on a two week holiday with a guy with his own dive-boat. It's a bit costly doing it that way, but you'll get the chance to see other things, and it really would be a holiday of a lifetime.

The golf of mexico is great, or at least, it was, not been there since it's turned comercialised into the american version of an 18-30s greek island.

There is also worth considering... Australia/New Zealand, Maldives and The Carabian.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Buy yourself a waterproof camera, it makes you look at things differently too.
You can get a normal compact digital camera and a case for it, which won't be to bulky and can do video too. I know it's a bit of an expense, but it can be amazing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

don't forget
Turkey. Sharm is ok but I would never go there ever again - definitely the strangest place I have ever been but then I am not a diver - ditto the fab seafood tho. And quad biking at dusk was awesome.
*note to self - the desert is hard packed sand and thus a proper supportive bra is required, not a bikini top...*
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:26, Reply)

The only thing I didn't like about Sharm
was the beggars constantly shouting "baksheesh" at you and the men trying to flatter you into buying things by telling you you have the beauty of the lotus flower. Which I do, of course, but that's not the point.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'd love to do it in Australia
part of the reason I want to do it is plans to emigrate to Australia in the next few years. Although once again my irrational shark fear comes up.

I might try and make a holiday around the diving and see if that fares me better. Thanks for the tips, I am pretty gullible when presented with a fancy website.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Greece in August.
*sweats*
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I don't think I would enjoy that, way to hot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Tell me more, tell me more.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

With Tourettes and Davros.
It's the only time they can get away because of Sweary junior but it's on the island of Kos so should be ace.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Like, does he have a car?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Yup! a new one.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Did he get very far?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Not really.
He's already got a wife.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Ah-ha. Ah-ha. Ah-ha. Ah-ha.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I would be found dead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I once went to a Greek island
it was full of fat tatooed northerners
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I'm not fat.
Much.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I've seen photos of you
I didnt see any fatness, tatooedness or northern-ness (no flat cap, whippet or woodbine)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Well I am tattooed and northern.
I'm just a bit more sophisticated than the average one.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I'm off to Cyprus for a couple of weeks in a month or two's time.
I haven't been for nearly a year now, I used to spend two-months-on, two-months-off there.

I've lost my love of that place, but have to go for buisness more than anything.

I really really want to go to New York at somepoint this year.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Oh gonz, please take me with you.
We could put flowers in our hair and wear jogging bottoms and run through Central Park waving our arms around like Phoebe does in 'Friends'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I'd really enjoy that !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Any recommendations (places) for beach type holidays?
On that island there Cyprus?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

It depends on what sort of thing you're after.
Are you into bars and clubs, nice restruants, home comforts such as fry-ups and chain places, obscure places in the middle of mountain ranges, chilled out time.... all sorts really, the island really does accomidate everyone.

The north can be a bit borring for a long period of time, but if you go down to the south side and spend a few days in the north, that's what I would do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Cheers,
was looking for a short break (a week max) but I enjoy, ahem, more cultural type stuff, restaurants and nice beaches. Perhaps more (too?) expensive, but I really don't like the touristy home comforts, pubs, etc.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Check out Paralimni....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paralimni

It's remote enough to have it's unique nice things, posh enough to have nice things, close enough to AyaNappa (if you fancy some more 'western' comforts) and close enough to the boarder to visit Famagusta and even The Karpaz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Thank you, Cyprus expert 2000

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I'm off to Cornwall over Easter with the internet's finest.
Devastation will ensue.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Take care not to upset the delicate equilibrium at the Eden Project.
I've heard many of their rarer species have difficulty processing too much mirth.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

We'll be going in the morning-ish. There is no way my sparkling wit will be on form that early.
So that'll be ok then.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'll be around in the afternoon for the main event.
I'm rather excited.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Hurrah!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

too right
bring your best fighting stick, the cornish are a belligerent bunch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Fighting stick?
I'll be travelling in a HORSELESS CARRIAGE so I imagine the locals will be too in awe to get fighty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

If you end up near me pop in for a cuppa

( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

where are you?
I forget...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Camborne
Home of the first road car, first safety fuse and older than America
( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

But surely you're coming to the bash?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Depends on the wife
Her mums very ill at the moment and when I said "I'm fucking off to Charlestown for saturday night on the 3rd she wasn't too happy.
( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

pft
we are way more important than your wife
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I know that
but she has my nuts in a juicer.
( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Outer Hebrides for two weeks at the end of April
one of the weeks will be staying here
maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=reef&ie=UTF8&ll=58.204458,-6.924439&spn=0,359.993032&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=58.204422,-6.92462&panoid=e-U_Mp4Or3s2_8htMkhiYg&cbp=12,178.96,,0,4.52

can't wait!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Aw man that's gonna be bliss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I know right?
the other place we are staying doesn't have such a nice view, but it does have its own sauna...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You dirty gets

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Funnily enough
The place my gf and I are off to this year is a house in France, also with its own sauna!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

*offers to share croissant*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Devon / Cornwall border in September
Staying here:- www.b3tards.com/u/b57e6b3cb060614f0330/danescombe.jpg

Near Tavistock.

It will be great, and I'm taking my tellingscope.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'm going to Tunisia in September for my birthday
I have no idea what to expect
( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

people who speak french

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I shouldn't have a problem then

( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Easy.
ezinearticles.com/?What-to-Expect-From-a-Holiday-in-Tunisia&id=3556452
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Linky no worky

( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Works fine for me, sunshine.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Well it doesn't for meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

It basically says to watch out for the benders.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

So they had better watch out because I'm on my way soon!

( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Probably hassle
from people trying to sell you stuff.

Apart from that, it's apparently very nice. Well, so my mum and dad once told me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I'm skint so they will be out of luck methinks

( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:14, Reply)

You certainly will be skint
once the street urchins have finished dipping their grubby little hands into your pockets.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Happened to me in Prague
they unzipped a leather biker jacket pocket took my money and then the cheeky gets did the zip back up! I was pissed up though.
( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Jawas

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Lulz!

( Peej, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:21, Reply)

If it's anything like Marrakech
they actually do have Jawas. Not so many Sand People though, and they're the ones you really need to look out for. Easily frightened, but they soon return, and in greater numbers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

It's great,
Really sweet tea, awesome water-pipe smoking things, camels, bedwin camps (go to a real one, rather than a tourest one), the desert stars at night.... basicly, a bono song.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

and if that doesn't put you off
nothing will
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I might go to London later in the year.
And show Monty that not all women are mad fuckers, while Gonz shows me his favorite sweet shop.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Arrange a coach trip of the landmarks of Southgate.
Should take a few minutes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I was informed Monty was a looker
I may come too and prove him right
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot and myself are off to Vietnam
to visit one of our best friends who's doing TEFL out there. She Skype-chat'd me today to say she's found a market which sells loads of stuff for making Ballroom dresses. And some pubs for me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Being as me and Flim *still* haven't had a honeymoon, or even a weekend away
I'd say that I'm looking forward to eventually booking that. When we have some money.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)

You wanna go to the New York of the North West
She'll love you for it.
You should see the honeymoon suite. Especially when I've parcel-taped the cat-hairs off the bed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Pure Luxury!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

you'd be fools to pass up this deal

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Give her 6 months, and if it doesn't happen by then, me and you can go instead.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Budapest
with the missus at the end of August. Can't wait! It's the first holiday I've been on off my own back for 7 years... (to clarify, I've been away with my parents and brother a couple of times in the last 3 years...)
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Apart from four nights in a tent on the south coast a couple of years ago
and a knackering hitch-hike to the east coast and back in two days last year, I haven't had anything like a proper holiday in nine years.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

i feel for you
i count myself extraordinarily lucky that my parents saw fit to take my brother and i on holiday with them to Arizona a couple of years back, given that we're both 'grown-up' (ha ha) and don't live at home any more.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Nice.
I've basically been pretty broke for a few years. Things are looking up now though!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

same here!
hence why i can afford my own holiday finally :D
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Budapest
is the business. In fact the whole of Hungary is worth seeing.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

glad to hear it
we were just looking for somewhere cheap and interesting. i just picked a few countries off a map and went hunting!
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

If you get the chance
take a day trip to Lake Heviz. It's like a hot bath, only it's a whole lake!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

duly noted
thanks!
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

That's a place I really want to strike off the "need to visit" list
asap.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Go now.
It's not far away, cheap, as European capitals go, and worth the trip.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

No
I should probably do something to rectify this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I'm off on safari!!

I'm gonna kick a motherfucking baboon in it's sweaty pink arse!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

my missus wants to do Norway
again (we went there last year).

I'd rather go somewhere different, but the only two places I still want to visit are seriously out of my budget for a couple of years.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Iceland!

I've always wanted to go to iceland (the country not the frozen food supermarket although the chance to kick Kerry Katona in the box could persuade me)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Norway
is probably the most expensive country in the world!

I suspect that if you can afford to go there, you could afford to go anywhere.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:36, Reply)

food wise perhaps
but the accomodation we found was reasonably priced (14 days for around 800 €, including 4/5* hotels and rented housing here: maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=61.428343,5.166664&spn=0.035713,0.154324&z=13)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:49, Reply)

My summer holiday
is in the B3ta calendar already, large tent, excellent food, 200+ real ales, 3 days booked off then off to Twickers to watch the Guinness premiership final on the Saturday.
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

i shall be visiting phillie joe this weekend
i intend to sully the sanctity of his toilet, spare room, and possibly car.
i also intend to eta drink , be merry, and miss him and the place like crazy as soon as my ass crosses the river tamar on the return journey.
you better be ready you massive shirter.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I shall probably go and visit my father in Williamsburg, Virginia
or at his holiday home on the beach; it's on the edge of a nature reserve with wild ponies and other noble beasts and is incredibly tranquil. I could do with a dose of tranquil, I really could.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:04, Reply)

+isers

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)