which vegetable is the least sexiest?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:33, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Broccoli
It's all of the crap and revolting.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:38, Reply)

surely the texture
makes it a little sexy?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Shurrup ya meff
broccoli is the fitness
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Penguin
you are 100% correct in this. Vile stuff. Work of the Devil itself.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Swede

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I think the turnip would be less sexy than the swede

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Celeriac

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:51, Reply)

I get mixed up with that and coeliac

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I'm with Al on this one
I love eating it but they look like malignant melanomas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:31, Reply)

When swede is cut up it's sexy
but when it's a great big fat swede it's vile.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:54, Reply)

either parsnips
or beetroot.

or maybe radishes
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Parsnip's an aphrodisiac!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:54, Reply)

your mum's an aphrodisiac!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:55, Reply)

I know, the little nuisance

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:58, Reply)

She is for me

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Only in the shed though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:53, Reply)

doesn't make it sexy though
does it?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Stephen Hawking

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:30, Reply)

*golf clap*

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:35, Reply)

*snooker aids*

( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:47, Reply)

*mah jong testicular cancer*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:32, Reply)

I used to love that game
Can't remember how to play it anymore

(Mah Jong, not the testicular cancer game)
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:40, Reply)

My brother is right fucking mong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:40, Reply)

I'm stunned nobody has done this already so...
"I find the carrot infinitely more lovely than the rose!"

rafter
baz

ps - artichokes are the least sexy but taste lovely. I don't know if there is a difference between your regular artichoke and your Jerusalem artichoke but as a callow youth reading pages of poetry stained with butter drips from crumpets, I read the French word for the Jerusalem artichoke is 'Topinambour' which I have always thought a lovely word.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 7:52, Reply)

It has to be
the kohl rabi.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:22, Reply)

Least sexiest for what reason?
I hate carrots because you can't shag them and pumpkins because they won't go up your arse.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:35, Reply)

You mean
'which vegetable is the least sexy', I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)