What the fuck are you doing?
Personally, I'm waiting for the baked potatoes to finish cooking and the chilli that was made last week to defrost.

I'm also nursing a glass of wine and a headache (courtesy of falling asleep on the couch last night and ending up there until this morning) that is threatening to make my head fall off, so the wine is probably not such a good idea. However, the prospect of some codeine phosphate before bed is most appealing. I may still have a headache after taking it, but at least I won't care.

How are you whiling away your evening?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:50, 72 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not on the internet, obviously...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I'm reading a blog
it's not that bad
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Ah, but which blog?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:56, Reply)

famous b3ta user Dr P's blog
www.johnmoynes.com/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

it's a bit irish though

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Too many words.
My head hurts too much to take them in.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)

unfortunately
I'm still at work.

the missus is on the phone with some merkins, so I have to stick around.

it's almost 10pm ffs
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Waiting at the station for someone
Then I'm going to the pub
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I wish I was going to the pub

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:00, Reply)

I wish you were going to the pub, too.
I've just noticed that editing a main post seems to affect the reply counter. That's odd.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Not an issue apparently.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Oh, yeah.
That's equally as odd. It's a strange world and no mistake.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Nope.
Just tried it on an earlier post, and it's still showing 7 replies when there's 20-odd.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

It happened with your funeral post earlier
and it does it when people edit their original message. I told cr3 a few weeks back and he pretty much dismissed it as close enough so no problem.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I noticed.
It happened with this post too, then went back to normal again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)

You lucky sod.
The plug flex on your computer must be very long if you're posting at a station, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Its hella long
The girth on it's enough to strangle a commuter at 5 paces too
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:07, Reply)

That sounds awesome.
How are you and the land of fluffy aminals?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I'm good thanks and the world of fluffys is good too m'dear :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Hoorays!
I've just succumbed to the codeine phosphate and am now off to bed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:51, Reply)

You could strangle a commuter every 10 yards or so and leave the remains tied in the plug-flex
That way, it will be like a giant set of Christmas-Tree lights but with strangled commuters instead of lightbulbs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

just got back from work
now have to make something up to do in a tutorial tomorrow

also grinning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Reading
the Daily Fail and giggling my tits off at the hate/rage/bile-filled, ill informed comments. Shite for news really but good for a laugh. And it's better than doing the hoovering, which is what I should really be doing.
(berk, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Get hoovering, wench!
It's what you were designed for, etc. And while you're at it, pass me my pipe and slippers, there's a good girl.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Would you
like me to attempt to balance a tray of real ale on my head and bring that to you whilst I'm at it?
(berk, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:14, Reply)

a pint of something
with a rude name, please
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Ooh, yes please.
A pint of Old Cuntknobbler would be just the ticket.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)

A
Pint of Old Felchers, perhaps? I can genuinely see that being an ale...
(berk, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I am chatting on Facebook

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I've heard of this...
It's like being pen-friends, isn't it? Only with pictures.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

That's exactly it

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I am tempted
after yesterday's events to sign up as it seems like the only way I'll be able to keep in touch with some people.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I like facebook
it keeps the normals off the rest of the internet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Try and get their emails
and do it old-school stylie.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

There were too many people
and not enough bits of paper. Sad times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)

All Facebook does is connect people.
I use it a lot, but you can get people's contact details from other people in the social group. Facebook's great if you're actively part of a social group but there's so many people you message a few times to catch up and fall out of touch with. It's nice keeping up with people's happenings and if you want to give it a go feel free... It's just that people seem to forget that all the old ways of staying in touch are still available.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I still hanker
for the days of two old bean cans tied together with a piece of string.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Exactly!
Horses for courses and all that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)

but penfriends who answer instantly
and tell you shit whether you like it or not
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I'm watching Armageddon.
I feel sure my time would better be spent... doing anything... at all.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Here's a spolier
It misses.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Bruce Willis is a ghost!?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Samuel L Jackson
isn't black
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I'm supposed to be planning my forthcoming trip to Japan
but instead, I'm playing Civilization IV: Colonization.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Aw, Civ4 ate a whole month of my life.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Same here
And now I'm straight onto Colonization.

Thankfully, I'm at my least sociable during the winter, so I decided to take the opportunity to play Sid Meier's finest to while away the time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I need this game
but I also need a new job..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

If you're desparate for a job
Get the job and once you've settled into a routine, you may find the time to play it. If on the other hand you can survive a bit longer without the job, take the chance to have a Civilization IV splurge.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I'm doing some personal admin bollocks
emails, book ordering, white russian drinking etc.
Then I'm going to try and catch my girl on the phone at a reasonable hour unlike last night where I drunkenly woke her up at 2am.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

2.17am

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:24, Reply)

Meh
You still love me really though don't you.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:25, Reply)

Oh my gawd
I'll love you more when you stop stalking me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:28, Reply)

:P

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:29, Reply)

Will you get on with shit and stop arsing around on here!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:30, Reply)

I went to class and said something intelligent.
I'm now ridding my brain of any IQ points gained, by milling around on here.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Dat's ma goil!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

*grins*

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

*yoink*
I gots me a point
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Yay! Get me back down.
I might be able to cope with the lumbering mongs wandering the streets better.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

as I re-read my post
it sounds like the beginning to Fraggle Rock. "Mommy mommy I caught a Fwaggle!"

I think I'm one of the lumbering mongs.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

*declines to comment*

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Good evening lovely people
I've been drinking beer and talking to the new lady friend on the phone for hours. Or more accurately, she talked; I made the occasional grunt to show I was listening.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

A'right, you posh bastard?

( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Posh? No monocle this evening dear lady!
I am alright thanks, how's yourself?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I'm fine, ta!
Just milling around, looking at the football scores and thinking they look pretty good tonight :)
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Tottenham were bloody good second half
They didn't turn up in the first.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Aye
cracking game
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)

pppf
my lot didn't turn up at all.

fucking miserable
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)

So I heard from Dad when I called him 30 minutes into the game!
By the time I got home, it was looking a lot better :)
Man City lost. Villa drew. Oh yes.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I'm off
to watch some Life on Mars for a bit. Toodles for now!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Ah glad it's goin well dude!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:25, Reply)

just watched this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0462465/

not bad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:33, Reply)

just got back from football
we won 2-0 but it was a terrible game, got soaked walking back to the car as well.

feeling oddly fuzzy headed, nervous and tense though for no apparent reason, best prepare a good book, think i won't be sleeping much tonight
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I'm in the pub with my lovely friend Clare
drinking Jameson and randomly chatting about Gibraltar of all things.

I originally got here at about 3 with my new job paperwork intending to read the contract carefully and stuff like that but ended up reading my book instead so I'll just go ahead and sign it unread, can't be that bad after all! ;)
(bill, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:45, Reply)

All Clares are lovely.
The same cannot be said for Claires or Clairs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 0:25, Reply)

I don't know about that
while all Clares are lovely I know some wonderful Claires too. I can't comment on Clairs though.
(bill, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:56, Reply)

I just got done fishing.
Didn't catch anything but I have the most fetching sunburn.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Wondering who GloriaHull really was.
That is, assuming she was a regular's sock-puppet account and not an actual loud-mouthed ignorant harridan from the land forgotten by time.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 1:05, Reply)