Not one of you fuckers has wished me a happy birthday yet.
So fuck you all, I'm going to Dunstable.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:04, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy birthday lovely!!!
But seriously, I have bigger fish to fry here!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:04, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dunstable
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Happy Birthday.

Dunstable
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:12, Reply)

May you have lots of minge on this, your special minge day
Lots of kisses and special hugs from ym
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Happy Birthday.
I love you althegeordie, even if you're not a real geordie.
( wanderlust, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Happy Birthday.
May all your dreams come true, apart from the one involving me and some whipped cream.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Even the one
where he's back at school in assembly, when he suddenly realises he's in his pants, having forgotten his trousers?

That's cruel. For everyone else, particularly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Happy Birthday
I think she fancies you, hurhurhur......
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Happy birthday.
Happy now?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Happy 40th!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Happy birthday,
why are you going to dunstable? It's shit.
Drive 10 miles north and I'll buy you a pint.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Is 'going to Dunstable'
some kind of revolting euphemism?

Happy Gayday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I like this.

( Peej, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

No, its just revolting.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Ha P birf dai 2 U

( Peej, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Have a good one
which you might not if you do go to Dunstable......don't do it, life's too short...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Happy Birthday!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)

happy christmas
I used to go to Dungstable. I don't have to go there anymore so I won't be going back there in a hurry. What a toilet it is a bit like that Luton next door.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Happy wossname.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

twat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Man, you're really getting old
You off to collect your pension?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:45, Reply)

HAppy birthday mrthegeordie.
I would have said it earlier but I've just got into work innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Well, you never told me, did you?
Happy birthday, old chap. Have a good 'Dunstable.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

What's all this about Dullstable? I'm from there. It's rubbish.
Oh, and merry birthday jollies.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Happy Birthday Al!
Where is Dunstable?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Somewhere around the arsehole of Great Britain...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)

D'unstable
as it has been called locally, nestles close to Luton - around J11/12 of the M1. I cannot think of a single good reason to ever go there.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

It is famous for its downs
but the rest of the population is nothing special.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Syndrome?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

If I had a dog I would call it syndrome.
Then when I wanted it to sit, I could say.....
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Sit syndrome?
nah - sit and down are different commands (I am retraining my pooch so bear with me on this one...)
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:43, Reply)

fucking sit you mangy mutt?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Dearest althegeordie
Happy Birthday!

See you tomorrow for your birthday Newton's Cradle. This time, with added chocolate sauce!

Lots of Love,

DiT
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Another year older
Another year fatter

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:13, Reply)

The resemblance is SO uncanny

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)