This is the worst sort of thing about bashes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What?
That you have to travel to Cornwall to get to them? Or that people go on about them incessantly and won't shut the hell up?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

People going on about it before and after.
Fair enough they want to talk about it but... it's pretty dull for the majority.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

This is very true

I can't wait for all of the in jokes next week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

B4SH0RZ BINGO !
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1) Someone Pukes
2) Someone regret-shags
3) Someone forgets their pills and needs to go to an emergancy out-of-ours doctor to get a prescription
4) Someone ends up crying
5) Fight Lvl1; bruising the next day
6) Fight Lvl2; Bloodshed
7) Fight Lvl3; Hospital trip
8) Thrown out of pub
9) Someone pulls a different person on each different day.
9) Someone goes missing for 5 (or more) hours.
10) Bitching about someone who's just nipped out, they pretend they didn't hear when they get back.
11) Pens get drawn on faces
12) Someone brings a white shirt and marker-pens.
13) Someone decides it's a costume themed event, alone.
14) Someone doesn't bring any money, or a pittable amount, but still manages to get wasted.
15) Emergancy trip to get a morning-after pill
16) Someone asks someone else out, and gets turned down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

QOTW bashes are far too civilized.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

don't be absurd
the only things unlikely to happen at a QOTW are the fights and that's because we are all terrible weaklings and cowards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)

And I have to stay sober through all that?
Great.
*SADFACE*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

While horrifically drunk people
Point at your baby-expansion and go 'Look, she's having a baaaaaabyyyyyy, awwwwwww.' I imagine this may be closely followed by one of those fights that was mentioned.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Well
I'm batting .500 so far.
(bill, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

He should really have added
"Getting outdone by public transport and not making it home for a couple of days."
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I think
I'm in a very exclusive club on that one...
(bill, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Exactly
No-one else would ever compete that row.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Oh yeah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I have a feeling you don't quite get how to play bingo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)