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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Show me something that makes me think 'wow', or 'cool' or 'hmmmm'.
www.smashingapps.com/2010/04/15/beautifully-treated-black-and-white-stunning-photographs.html
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:14, 82 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I put a warning for the evil clown on my link
but you didn't feel the need to warn people of TARANTULA IN A CUP!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)
It's not a tarantula
it's one of those squirrel ferns surely.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)
oh that's ok then
I'll print it out and stick it in a me-to-you-bear frame
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)
That's the sweetest thing
I could possibly imagine.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Your too late, OT is full of hate today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)
fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Fuck you, right in the ear!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)
fuck your tits

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I knew a Scottish chap, he was a man of few words, one of which was fuck
"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"

Was the best insult he could muster one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)
My favourite tautological swearing is from Teeside TinTin
Fuck fucking you!

EDIT: Checkit www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_kUpnXOE_4
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
At least it was grammatically correct. Unlike some.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
trufax
I was struggling to get my key in the front door of my hall of residence as a student. My Mackem mate was trying to help me.

"Need a hand there djtri..."
"Get to f***, you f***ing f***!"
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I'm going to New York next week.
I need to deputise someone to stop offtopic becoming shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I can cover 50% of your sarcasm if you like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I can state the obvious now and again.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Al and I can cover 50% of your pandaring
Actually, we already do I suppose. You just need someone to state unfunny insults randomly and we're sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)
you're a dick
done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Hey babe
Want me to gaz you a picture of my cock?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
haha
EDIT: Sorry, I should save the laughter for after I've seen the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Careful now
The first gaz I ever sent to Roota was a cock gaz. Seriously. And look at the poor girl now.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
This is true
I am now ruined. I liked it, but I'm ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)
like the girl from the Ring who ended up in the cupboard with a ghastly facial expression?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)
And that's what you get for courting my attention
on b3ta. Be warned!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Lets gaz her picture of our cocks together
then she'll know what she's in for.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
You told me you deleted those!
You've posted them to Playgirl haven't you? Listen, they're not going to give you £20 for them, let it go.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)
haha
that's Psychochomp sorted then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I can remember the events of peoples' lives in shocking detail
and make moral judgements based on people's posts/movements over the last 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)
12 months love, don't think I've forgotten.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I was about to say "I never did nuffink 12 months ago"
But I can't be arsed with you proving me wrong and calling me an amoral whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I've never called you a whore.
Just a slag.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Semantics

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
What's it got to do with the Jews?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
EVERYTHING!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Won't that problem create its own solution?
Let me call you a taxi -
Taxi!
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I had some Souk sausages for dinner last night
Meaty, hot and spicey. Really yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

had inserted
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)
OK - you first.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

*gazzes cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I've properly fucked my neck up
I can't turn it left or right without shooting pain. What should I do?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Get a massage
Or a percussion action massager from John Lewis.
I've never looked back, and nor will you if you don't get your Gregory sorted out.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Don't turn it left or right for a while.
Oh! chompy hasn't gone yet has he.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I was thinking of joining the catholic church
and becoming King
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Backflips.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)
See also: what are you talking about, you don't have a neck any more you chubber.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I hope this gets onto the popular page
But you are going to have to do a lot more to top the Cadburys Creme al.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Beating the Cadbury's Creme Al would require some sort of talent, which I sadly lack.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)
It also sounds like a horrible euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Move your head very quickly left and right and with great force.
If you don't die you'll be fine.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:35, Reply)
pretend to be a robot
or tie a pillow round your neck
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I was thinking of getting one of those pillows you microwave to make them hot
and then wrapping it round my neck
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I think they're wheatgerm ones
and it would be quite soothing. But even a normal pillow will work if you're planning on staying home. Use a dressing gown cord to tie it loosely so it's like a massive partial ruff. A bit of support and comfort
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Can you touch your chin to you chest?
if you can just rest and alternate hot and cold towels.
If you can't go to the doctors.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I can but it's a bit sore
I think I've just pulled a muscle, I slept in a funny position last night. Thank you for your advice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)
If you develop a bruise or rash on your neck it's worth seeking medical advice.
It's probably nothing but there's quite a few serious things that start as severe neck pain.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Yes. He should consult his physician
Can I come to the opera with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)
You're confusing me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)
There there

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I'm assuming that it's a what do you know about neck pain kind of thing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)
My nana reckons you put warm olive oil on a tight or a stocking and knot it round your neck

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Wouldn't that seep everywhere
in a seepy manner?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Yeah it does.
That's why you wear one of your uncle's old t-shirts and sit on a deckchair in the living room.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)
'Mental', mental picture

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)
oh the thought of olive oil seeping into my hair
is making me feel all funny and not in a good way!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Didn't your mum ever olive oil your scalp
and put you to bed with a headscarf and an old pillowcase?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)
No, why would she do that?

I don't need marinading!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
yes
I hated that as a child, it was so slippery
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)
What is wrong with you people?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Your mum didn't love you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Daddy loved me enough for both of them

Seriously though, why put olive oil on your head, nits? Dandruff? Scabies?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)
to keep the scalp soft

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Why would you want/need a soft scalp?

this is all very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)
this whole subthread is really weird
fucking northerners
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Londoner here
and my mother did it. Shortly before shoving me in the oven of course to serve to all her yuppie friends
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)
But it was very good for your scalp
And the scarf was well retro
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)
trufax definitely
Though I was white blond so nothing ever made my hair really shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)
stick on some tights-wearing, widdling 'heavy metal'
and 'head-bang' yourself back to full health.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)
You should do a DVD.
Headbanging for health by Monty Boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)
'Rock Yourself Fit' with Dr Montgomery Boyce

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Get a swivel chair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)
If you've just twinged something have a big gay bubble bath
and then try and sleep it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)
How about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9texhdkwWw
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

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