today at midday
as requested by his son , one minute of mayhem to mark the funeral in london of Malcom Mclaren . I'm going to leave the lid of the photocopier up and will ignore the phone if it rings .
What's your plans ?
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:04, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I will sit and do nothing.
No system support for one minute.
The ramifications COULD be serious.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I'm going to piss on my phone and beat the the office plant to death with a stapler

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Officelol.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I'll be at the vets.
I shall let Biscuit off the lead and let her run riot around the waiting area.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I was very disappointed in John Rotten
for not standing by his decades of bitter criticism of McLaren once he'd pegged out. He bottled it and didn't say something spiteful.

V Poor. 2/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

He got old and mellow.
It happens to us all.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Not quite *all* of us.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

You're not old enough yet.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

The day I mellow,
is the day I buy a cardigan. A M'n'S one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

When is your birthday again?

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I have decided to be 23 again.
And stay that age for a while.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I like the way you think

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Can't resist
What would you have said, in his shoes?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I would have said:
'At long last the world has been relieved of one of the least-deserving self-created so-called British popular culture ‘icons’ of the past 50 years. Not content to take sole credit for Punk on the back of his clothes shop and his short-lived and incompetent mismanagement of the mighty Pistols, he then had the bare-faced cheek to try to claim responsibility for Hip Hop. One less self-aggrandising ginger bollocks in the world. Boo fucking hoo.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Vivienne looked rather nice when she was younger though.
I agree, he could have dyed his gingeness out.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

She was a sheep-shagger though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

That impresses me further.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Really?
Go to Derbyshire, there are thousands of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I lived in North Yorkshire.
I know the type well.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I see you're on good form this morning
We'll have to see if we can wangle a way for you to write Bowie's eulogy when the time finally comes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Ta! Hangover?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Just indigestion really
Getting some food on the way home was a sensible idea. Threading a whole 15" takeaway pizza down my boatrace just before going to bed, less so. How's your own head this fine day?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Not bad at all, thank you.
I had an excellent evening, cheers. You and your pal (sorry I am hopeless with names) will have to come up to mine for a music session soon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:00, Reply)

At midday I'll be starting lunch
So I shall go into the staff room as usual and put the telly on

But I will watch BARGAIN HUNT

instead of Scrubs

Take that, conformity!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

You're too hardcore for me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

That's not what you said last night

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I was being sarcastic.
Now, not last night.

Last night was lovely. I shall never forget it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Have you told Chompy yet?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Best to keep him in the dark.
Preferably somewhere underground.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Dammit
Now I've got The Jam stuck in my head
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Better The Jam stuck in your head than marmalade stuck in your underpants.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Depends whether it's shredless

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

oh my god
that would be so uncomfortable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Count yourself lucky.
I've got the fucking Wombles Theme.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I think I might start ANOTHER THREAD!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Punk's clearly not dead, with your attitude around.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Fucking right, your shackles of internet conformism can't keep me down.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I might fuck shit up, big style
either that or have a nice mug of coffee, one or the other.
( broadsword, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I'm going to invent hip hop. All on my own.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

and skipping

( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I quite liked Buffalo girls.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I quite liked ....... girls.
Haha.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It's a great record.
As is 'Hey DJ' by the World's Famous Supreme Team, which he also had a hand in. The video to Buffalo Gals was, I have to admit, the first I'd seen of breakdancing (footage was of the Rock Steady Crew dancing at the Lincoln Center) and of graffiti (footage was of, I believe, Dondi White).

DULLFAX!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You should soo invent crunk-core

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I will. Tomorrow though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Too busy inventing shirtcore today?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Considering I operate within an atmosphere of mayhem generally
I'll probably just have a sandwich and a coffee. Just to fuck shit up.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I will round down any figures ending 0.5
instead of the usual convention of rounding up.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Now steady on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:49, Reply)

"Aint nothing but a G* thing baby"
*G = Gross Profit Before Interest or Tax
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I think I'll get the biggest sack of ash I can find,
go to Newcastle airport, climb onto the roof of air traffic control, empty the whole lot, then wait to see what happens.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I like this!
....cos I do!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I'm going to post a deliberately grammatically incorrect question
like 'What's your plans?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

oops , still, it's what he would have wanted .

( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

LINGUISTIC ANARCHY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I'm going
to jump on several bandwagons and claim them as my own invention.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)