Choosing lighting and electrical sockets
and hopefully drinking a shandy, maybe even A WHOLE PINT OF SHANDY.

Not remotely genteel but I might wear a dress tent.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aw! I love shandy.
And for some strange reason I now have the urge for Dandalion and Burdock.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

oooo, that's good stuff. That can be my follow up.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I fucking love Dandelion and Burdock
all my friends think I'm weird when I bring it to BBQs
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

D&B is pure evil sugar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

And sarsaparilla. Or however the fucking stuff is spelted.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

When you visit Bristol I'll have some Dandelion and Burdock for you.
In my new kitchen.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Awwww, can I have the baptism wank in your sink?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yeah, if Catface doesn't beat you to it
to it off
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It is quite possibly the best drink on the planet that isn't alcoholic
Quite hard to find the good stuff in any appreciable quantity though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

are you shaped like Mr Greedy yet?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Yeah.
I has a bit of an Internet pregnant fatty wobble the other night when I got upset about having no tops that fitted me anymore. My lovely ma pacified me, went online and ordered me a dress.

Do you make corsets for the third trimester?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Bloody hell!
I've just realised you're due in June aren't you? That's not far away now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I though of maybe a B3ta sweep but it's going to be a zippy birth isn't it?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

*Imagines Rainbow puppet in surgicals*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

early July...
but both me and my dear ma were born exactly a month premature, so there's form.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Awesome things happen in early July

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

June 6th
So you can call the baby D-Day.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

errrrr
I'm not sure encasing the baby in boning is a good idea, it'll come out all funny shaped, like Stewie.

I'm currently learning how to do smocking though so at best I could make you a poorly constructed stretchy top. I do have some awesome cat newspaper fabric which is begging to be used.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Sounds quite cool.
I've had my sewing machine out this week, channeling my inner Molly Ringwald, altering voluminous dresses from the charity shop into somewhat more pleasing tent shapes.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Did you hold your lipstick between your boobs and then put it on your lips?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

If I tried that it would probably go up my nose

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

sewing is underrated
it's great to see a dress on TV or somewhere and then make a replica. And like when you go shopping for a special occasion and you have something in your head but nothing in the shops is quite right.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm quite good at sewing.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Stitch that you cunt!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

encasing the
in -

(Sorry, I couldn't resist it...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)