I've got some Harry Potter Fudge Flies
and a sore throat and coughy yucky chest

What have you got?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:42, 87 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Itchy eyes
And hunger. And I've got no money for food.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

sad times :(
*offers fudge flies*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Thank you
They're very nice. I feel a lot better now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I've got a nasty gut ache.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I had one this morning but it's gone.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I did last night, was really quite sick to my stomach
hope I'm not pregnant lol haha xx
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

HAVE YOU HAD UNPROTECTED SEX RECENTLY?
HAVE YOU?
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

why are you shouting

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Because it's serious business.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

srs bzns!!
i no rite!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Krispina
What the fuck is a fudge fly?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)

some chocolates shaped like flies
innit
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

they sell wands

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

crazy

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You dirty cow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I didn't actually pay $6
xo
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Maybe it's just me
but when thinking of a new confectionary product, my immediate thought would not be to make them the same shape as an insect that has an unnerving fascination with shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

but they're so om nom

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

That's because
you're not a Harry Potter fan.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

It's still weird, though.
Whatever next, liquorice tapeworms?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Or gummy rats
They're very cool during the V times.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

did you never try
Rowntree's Bursting Bugs?

They were yummy bug flavoured jelly sweets with a liquid syrup centre. It was ever so disconcerting biting into them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I liked the look of the yellow mouse thing Ron was eating in The Sorcerer's Stone
never seen it for sale though :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

It's very sad, but
most of the candies that appear on Harry Potter are not for sale.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

cunts
I'm not really a candy person but I always wanted one of those mice
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Maybe you should start your own bussiness
I'd buy at least one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I may have to do this
I'm thinking banana flavored mice all the way
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Or lemon

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Purple splodges on my forehead hairline where I forgot to massage the hair dye before I rinsed it off last night.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You dyed it purple?
Interesting.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

No, the hair dye is purple but the finished colour is dark brown.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Nice
Is it so dark that it looks black, or is it proper brown?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Brown.
The first and last time I dyed my hair black, I looked like a seriel killer.

I just dyed the grey bits at the front.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I quite like my hair when it's black but it's soooooooooo hard to get rid of.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I like mine black as well
But everybody else disagrees with me. I'm too pale and look as if I was dead.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

yeah, I used to be called Elvira by this girl I worked with, she kept calling me goth, it pissed me off
there's nothing wrong with being goth, I quite wish I could pull it off but I can't
she was just trying to be a bitch
still, it looked good on me, made my eyes an icey blue
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Cool!
It looks a lot better with blue eyes. Mine are dark, not so good.

I like the goth style, I just can't do it. I like to wear colours. Sometimes, too many colours...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

mine's purple :D
I previously had red down one side and blue down the other though so it's two quite different shades of purple.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'd like to do something funny with my hair again
I used to do all type of crazy stuff with it. However, I don't think my boss will appreciate it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

oh man I wish I could have purple hair
the girl in that movie A Cinderella Story that plays the dj, oh gosh her hair was so cute
it was white and pink and purple and gosh I liked it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I loved her hair!
She was awesome. I don't have the balls to be a cyber goth. I have to be a corporate goth during the day so it's not plausible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

A sense of impending doom.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)

But we haz holiday booked.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'm being overly dramatic on the internet.
Really, I just feel a bit 'meh'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Overly dramatic on the internet eh?
I would never do that. Oh no, not me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Where are you going?
Are you flying? Maybe you are feeling something about the ash cloud?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

The island of Kos.
It's my current second favorite thing to search for on the internet, after Jeff Bridges.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Nah, it's just that work's a bit shit right now.
And we're going to Kos. Only three more pay days to go.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Kos? I hadn't heard of it
How was the interview on Friday? Anything good?

I've been contacted by a Mexican company who are looking for people. They have offices in different places in South and Central America. I wouldn't want to work in Mexico (too dangerous) but Argentina or Guatemala sound very good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

How exiting!
Good luck!
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Thank you
But I'm not very optimistic. These days people accepts jobs for very low salaries, as they have no choice. I have, so I don't go for low salary, which means probably someone else less picky will get it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Interview?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I thought you had a phone call about a job on Friday
I assumed it was an interview.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

No, not me.
If I did, I've forgotten all about it. Which, with the current fug enveloping my brain, is entirely likely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Mmmm
I'm mistaking you with someone else, then... I hate when this happens. I'm awful with names. Sorry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

because Guatemala's not dangerous AT ALL

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

It's much better than Mexico
And I have friends in Guatemala, so I think I'll be safe, more or less.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I has a dragon toy
with post-it wings. He was outside on the street last week and Roota persuaded me to pick him up. He had broken wings so I've made him some shiny new ones. He's now my office mascot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

POIDH

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I don't have a camera with me but I'll try and remember tomorrow

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I have no tangerines, my staple desk nibble food
but I do have some Granola bars, swings and roundabouts really.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You staple tangerines to your desk?

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)

gets the juice out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)

How novel.
I just squeeze mine. (The tangerines that is).
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)

a great big bag of food
to go in my drawer.

as well as a baguette, some cheese, some quality ham and some water for eating now
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I'm starving
And you are not helping. I need food now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

mmm
16 slices of jamon serrano...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

No, it's not serrano, is it?
I hate you. I have quite a lot at home, but nothing here in the office.

I hate you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

it is
or at least, it was
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I've had enough
I'm going to beg for some money around the office and get some nice crisps.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

hahaha
over the weekend I got a pack of meats from the supermarket - chorizo, lomo, serrano and salchichon - bloody marvellous
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

My mother visited me on Easter
And brought 20kg of food with her.

I'm now having the american cheeseburger crisps, which taste exactly like american cheeseburgers. Weird.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)

i hope it was good food
and if the crisps taste like american cheesburgers, then that's not what american cheesburgers taste lñike
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)

The food was fantastic
Jamón serrano, chorizo, lomo... a lot of cheese... mmmm

The crisps taste exactly like a McDonalds cheeseburger. With pickle little cucumbers (gerkins?)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)

urgh
gherkins.

how rank. won't be trying those in a hurry i don't think.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

You'll do good
I couldn't tell at the begining what that vinegar taste was for. And then I realized. Of course. Gherkins. Puaj.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)

oddly enough
a sore throat and a coughy sucky chest.

and cake.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Al the time in the world.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

time smugness
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I have a coffee frappucino
with peppermint. And a bag full of books
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Interesting books?
Or just work books.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)

just work books
full of interesting stuff about demographics in the 12th century :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I'm reading
The design specifications for a dehydration package. It can't be more boring than this.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Have been on mission ...
... to collect a Starbucks hazelnut latte from outside my office and rescue it from it's lonely existence as a series of ingredients via it's flourishing and blooming into my stomach where it makes me feel excellentist.
(JohntheDane, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

A king sized Lion bar
And a headache
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

mmm lion bars
not had one of those for a while.

i seem to remember seeing a white chocolate version somewhere - or was i just imagining it?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I hope so
That'd be fucking vile!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)