Amazing. Since the ex hubby and I broke up,
his sister and I have become quite close. We were never close. We've done coffee a couple of times, and lunch once.
Tonight I was telling her about my recent troubles with the ex boyfriend and the other stuff. And she wants to take me out to lunch tomorrow.

Am I just lucky?

Alt Q: For the ladies - how often do you use your vibrator?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 31 May 2010, 10:21, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sounds like you've got a spy in the camp
Also, is every cunt on holiday today? I'm still fucking working.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 31 May 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I'm working too
Apparently it's a bank holiday and everyone's off enjoying the sunshine.

I have however got Friday off this week, and it's to be even nicer then. So get it right up you, bank-holidayers!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 31 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

i'll be at work in about an hour
or as soon as i can drag my hungover arse off the sofa
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I'm here at work
8-5 today
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I'm supposed to be working
/ac oh dear


I've just managed to think myself into a hole and as a result I'm sitting here listening to shit music and trying not to tear my skin off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I'm working
but then again, it's not a holiday here
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I'm doing 7PM-7AM night shifts for the next two nights
but have 6 days off after that so can't complain too loudly.
(bill, Mon 31 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Do anal beads count?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 31 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Just spat my coffee onto the screen
Excellent reply.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 31 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Are they the vibrating ones?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 31 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I wouldn't insert anything less.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 31 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Someone once called my favourite necklace anal beads
I thought they looked more like gobstoppers :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:05, Reply)

She's going to trap you for him.
You'll end up in pieces in a river somewhere.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 31 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Nah, she just wants to smash her back doors in
Yes you are lucky.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Men can use vibrators too.
Not me though, I haven't found one that'll tickle my colon yet, so I'm not interested. And besides, I can't think of anything that would greater define the profound loanlyness I'd feel inserting myself into a fleshlight at 3 in the morning after a night out, thinking to myself "This is it, you're really doing this", then forcing myself into getting a stify, squeezing the tube of cold lube and knowing that this, this moment right here, is the lowest point in my life, it doesn't get any worst than that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I'm sure that there are lower lows than that
I'm just having trouble thinking what they could possibly be.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 31 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Profound loanlyness, is the best description I can think off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 31 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Soo tired
and should be working
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Same. :(
/fuck you ac.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Didn't fall asleep until 6
and had to be up at 9. Add 2000 words needed on monks in the 12th century by tomorrow morning and I am exhausted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Oh dear :( Best of luck sweetie.
Have a short nap maybe, I find that helps.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:27, Reply)

*Really* should be working
Got exams in 2 weeks :S know most of one topic, about half of the other, and barely any of the third
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 31 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

One tomorrow
Not started yet

Do I win at failing?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Only if you do worse than my short option last year
14%

Missed half the lectures, and it didn't really matter and was after the other exams, so had spent the weekend before in the pub.

Annoyingly, if I'd done well in it, I'd have been in with a shot of a scholarship
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 31 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I think none of you can beat this
I have been to two lectures in two years
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

You do history
Noone seems to ever go to history lectures
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 31 May 2010, 15:03, Reply)

nobody goes to all history lectures
but most history students go to about three a week
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)

after a weekend of camping and copious boozing and smoking
I've done my quota of DIY and garden-keeping, and am off this afternoon for the 3rd surf of the weekend.

Splendid stuff. Just hope the sun stays out for the rest of the afternoon!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Splendid grey cloud here, you jammy git.
I've just turned down a pretty-much-guaranteed shag. From a real woman and everything. I may be a fool but at least I'm a gentleman.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

well good for you
if it was the gentlemanly thing to do
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I guess it was.
Nice girl, approaching 30, wants to settle down, have kids etc. Seems a touch desperate which isn't as flattering as I think she thought it might be.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

it does sound like she wants
quite a lot of committment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I'm quite happy to commit
but we didn't really click. I must be mad turning it down, it's been so long.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)

hope it does!
Sounds like a very nice weekend though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)