I've become what I hate
I've finally given into the lure of big sunglasses.

How have you given into the lure of the dark side?

Alt Q: what type of biscuit is the best?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had to say breasts about 15 times in a meeting today.
I wanted to say I like breasts, but I didn't.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

impressive selfcontrol there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I'm a true pro.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

+stitute

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I listen to loud music with my car windows down *shamed*
I'm rather partial to a Marylands choc chip cookie.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

By far, the biscuits I bought in Brussels
Delacre, a special box edition. Fantastic biscuits covered in fantastic belgian chocolate. Mmmmm...

I don't do dark sides. I like it sunny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I have recently done that too.
Big Jackie O black sunbins.
I used to wear little rectangles and looked less like a fly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I bet you suit some massive Jackie-O style shades
and Amberl as well actually.

good effort.

see my new thread. you will be of most use I suspect.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

yes, they cover up my face

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

surely not a good thing?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

A good thing in my book

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

HobNobs
NEXT!
( Peej, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

They were my favourite too
Now just a second best, since I tried:

www.delacre.be/fr/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2&Itemid=12
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I'm not physically disgusted with everything the current government is doing
Chocolate coated rich tea.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

that probably makes you
feel a bit dirty inside.

I've never had chocolate coated rich tea, but I do like normal rich tea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Don't let Niai69 or whatever he's called hear you say that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Why, does he hate Rich Tea biscuits?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Because they taste of nothing.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

No, I said "Why, does he hate Rich Tea biscuits?"
not "why does he hate Rich Tea biscuits".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

: )
Sorry.

But yes, probably yes. Because they taste of nothing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

No he was a fairly militant labour supporter in those pre-election days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I remember
a touch unreasonable even
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Stupid Cunt
Yeah that's right Niai69, or whatever your name is, I called you a stupid cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

s'all right Al
From what I can see being called a cunt by you is a badge of honour in these parts. Besides I am a cunt, a massive hairy one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:57, Reply)

actually no
I am really not a fan, I just didn't agree with your reasons for disliking them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:55, Reply)

well, that was out of the blue...
Oddly enough I have yet to have a serious issue with the current government either, sorry to disappoint.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Co-op custard
No, really. It's like, I don't know. If there were a god, it would be like god's jizz. I managed to eat the whole 500ml tub last night, and I'm slightly concerned that I was subconsciously making orgasmic noises.
Perhaps that's not so much the dark side as the fat side, but I maintain that stuff is evil.

Hobnobs, clearly.
(berk, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

-op ck
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

you beauty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

had to be done

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Smooth
*applauds*
(berk, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I might be purchasing a maxi dress
for my holiday at the end of the year. Having previously commented that they make women look retarded, I am going full retard and buying one myself!

EDIT: Pink wafers rock!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

maxi dresses are good
for the cooling, and they can look really nice.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah, you're right!
I suppose I just object to them unless you're in a foreign country, or unless its really bloody hot... I mainly see daft women prancing around london in them when its raining, complaining that they are cold or that the wind keeps messing with the fabric... 'getting any hints here darhlin'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I know the ones you mean
It's hard look to wear flatteringly as well unless you go with a belt etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Good point
They have a tendancy to make everyone look really quite short too... which is a bit of a buggeration.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

That's true
it's hard to wear heels with them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

This is you this is
Here
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Thanks Al
You're such a sweetie!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

She's quite a bit curvier than you actually

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I had noticed that
you flamin' bumder!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Ritz crackers
Just throwing it out there for the savoury lovers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I've got a touch screen phone
My only problem with it is the texting keys being too close together for my fat fingers.

And Chocolate hobnobs, every time
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Definition of cause and effect right here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Its sort of like fat people that love Pringles
but can't fit their fat hands in the Pringle tube to enjoy the Pringle goodness... sort of.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

or the monkeys that won't let go
of the lemon drops, so they can get their hands out of the jar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

That too!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I'm having KFC for lunch
I reckon this is some form of evil

besides, their biscuits are the best!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Biscuits?
Is this a merkin thing?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

uh me guh
are you telling me they don't have them there?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

What are american biscuits?
You call digestives crackers, it confuses me. And normal biscuits cookies. Cookies are big and soft and chewy. Not hard.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Could someone please explain to this person how I am not fucking responsible for the development of the words 'cookie', 'cracker' and 'biscuit'?
I'm really tired of doing it myself
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Hehehehe
What about Jaffa cakes Kristine??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Sorry for implying it's your fault :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Nope
KFC here is far inferior to what you get in the states, no biscuits, no gravy, just buckets of chicken, chicken burgers, coleslaw and beans
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:19, Reply)

you mean KFC is about more than chicken?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)

such a shame :(
herb rice is the BEST EVAH
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 18:03, Reply)

My sister and I just bought some M&S cookies, 2 packs on offer
her's is to give to the hungry people at Parliament and mine is FOR ME AND ME ALONE.

I last gave into the dark side yesterday by getting pizza and scoffing the lot. As a result today I look pregnant.
-sings It's A Man's World-
-yes just made a Glee reference-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

their stem ginger cookies are lovely

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Chocolate Chunk
She forced me to Pret. I'd avoided Pret all year (the Northern Contingent have a thing against it, I'm proud to be part of it) but in the end I gave in because she was orange and glittery and miserable about being orange and glittery.
Big thumbs up to the gaz. Cannot wait. Going to be seriously amazing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I had a Pret a Manger sandwich today
so tasty and nice.

And yes it should be excellent fun.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Meh, I don't really like them
Appalling veggie selection.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I don't like Pret
because they don't have chilli and honey peanuts... these are my reasons why Pret is poo and EAT is full of win!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Plus "EAT" is a nice, simple imperative, explaining what I'm supposed to do in the shop
Whereas "Pret" just sounds like I'm being insulted by a South African.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Except they sell coffee as well
and when I tried to EAT that, it didn't work :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Request that they thicken it up with enough cornflour
that you can chew it
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

definitely a Top Tip there

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I did not reply to your previous post about getting "mumm-ra'd" and my friend
I like the sound of getting Mumm-Ra'd. I've eaten today, I shouldn't be too much of a state.

I've still no idea what he's doing, think it's Materials- and I'm typing in Small because he described it as unofficial and I don't want to tempt fate.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Tru dat.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

white chocolote digestives
easily.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

be aware:
all men think you look stupid wearing them.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, Reply)