What's he done?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Told him not to eat catapiller cake while on his meds.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

eat +squish +between his toes
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

that's before he eats it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'm still relling over the fact that last time I took a chocolate catapilia cake with me, some cunt had the face part, THE BEST BIT, he had it all to himself.
I was trying to use phsycic powers to get him to put it down and shoot himself in the head, but it didn't work, he just ate it. In my mind afterwards, he turned to me, with a smug smile, and phsyciclly transmitted the message "Mmmmmm, that was sooo good, the best thing I've ever eaten in my life, oh my gosh, I feel a little full now, I didn't need to eat the whole thing, I probably shouldn't have because now I feel a bit ill but not because that's the best bit and I took it all for myself. Yeah', _and_ I masturbate over metal pictures of your mum, gran and sister while finishing off in everything you love and cherish".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Are you up to coming tonight?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'm still maybe'ing it.
Depends on my back, last thing I want to do is be stuck having to get a cab home down central or anything like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Plus I feel really self concous about my lack of facial hair at the moment
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

But I really could do with a good night out too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I assume I don't have to make plans that include meeting you later, then?
Eh?
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Sorry, I think it's best that we meet up there if I am going.
Right now, I'm pretty sure I will be, but I'd rather nobody relies on me being there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

As long as I know...
But I know what you're like, so it was my way of making you feel obliged to attend.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I'll tell you what, instead of that, I'll buy a new shirt so I feel all smart and stuff and want to wear it out =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I love you, Gonz.
I miss you too.
Please come out to play.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Right back atcha =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Don't bring SexFace.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Bloody talking about these things on here means that ANY Tom Dick or Fester could turn up
You're all eejits for that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Only if they have addresses.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

It has been mentioned here in the last few weeks
Both time and location
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Oh! is this Al's do?

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm not having a do
Please stop talking about it. It's bad enough that Chompy has invited himself along.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You fucking mentioned the time-ish and definite place on here a while ago
and put the fear of god in me, you fucking idiot
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Alright, alright, calm down, calm down!
I was hoping people would just shut up about it once it was established.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

You should have kept your trap shut
Like those kids who put their parties on facebook and wonder why a load of Bosnians turn up and rape them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Yes. I only just found out about that :(

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I was wondering, because I've not really done this before, but what is the way these things normally go?
I mean, I presume we're going to rent one out for a couple of hours and get bag between us. Do we all just split it up evenly and you get to go first and have the extra line, or do we split it up by how much time we spend with her? We could split it by how many lengths we give her each, but I feel that wouldn't be fair on you. I don't want to be a stick in the mud, but I don't see why I should pay the same as Chompy when I'll only take 3 minutes and he'll take a good 20. When it comes to doing the pick-up, do we have to do that brush-on-teeth thing like they do in the films? I've never really done that before, and would hate to fuck up and end up with talc. Also, have you booked the hotel room for those few hours yet? I think if we book in advance, we might save a few bob, but I don't think I trust the by-the-hour hotel websites.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Those two live together
:/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Yes, but it's no longer Gonz's responsibility. Anyone can see where and when it is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

like me

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I love how Al refused to give you the time everyone was meeting.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

There is no meeting
now go away and be quiet and emo and stuff like you enjoy doing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

he hasn't even accepted my friend request.
I'm going to have to hug him until he loves me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

But I'm assuming Al invited you or said it was ok for you to go or summat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

there was a reluctant acceptance that I could attend yes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You mean you asked?
What is wrong with people these days!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Mind you,
the silly old goat had "Come and have a drink with me 18/06/10" or something as his sig for a while.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

ZOMG
Al's having drinks?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Will you shut the bleeding fuck up
I'm scared of internets.
I know it doesn't appear that way, when you look at my life and that, but really. Randon anyones reading B3ta out of curiosity could turn up and take photos of me, or touch me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Wait, you're going too?
Fuck, now I'm truly gutted I can't make it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

HAHA LOOOOOOOSER!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*eyes welling up*
Yeah? Well fuck you Al!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Don't bash the pianner on yer way out either

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

it's ok
I'm not going to be there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'm quite happy for people to come along
it's not like it's in my house or anything. It's a pub in london, the only thing I didn't want to do was put it on the calender. If you don't want to come because you're scared of meeting other internet people then don't come, but I will be sad if you aren't there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I haz bodyguard
Stop laughing innit!
I'm only messin abaaaaht lovely chops x
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Your bodygaurd is soft as shite though

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I said stop laughing
The inference being that I didn't want you calling me fella a gobshite :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Wait a moment here, you coming?
oh, my goodness, I need to get my tux cleaned !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I might just hide in the bogs in Charing Cross station instead like
But look sharp just in case
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Don't worry we're all harmless
even I'm not that much of a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

You're not?
I feel let down in advance
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I promise to mock your accent if that will help.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

But I'm immune to that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'll just have to headbutt you then.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'm comfortable with that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I haven't spoken to him about it, but I doubt he'd be interested in coming even if I did.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

He wouldn't sell me 10% ibupurphane gel, only 5%, even though both is over the counter.
The next day I went to a different phamacist and got the stuff, and it worked a charm, but I spent that night in quite a lot of pain. But as far as they're concerned, I took his advice, over that of my doctors, and thus had to take the week off work in pain (which is true, but I'd be in even more pain if I did take his advice), and wasted the GPs time to go get a prescription for something over the counter.

And he won't sell me anything with codine in it, ever, because I once bought it twice in the same month... yet I know sevrel people who buy a box a week of co-codimal, they don't even have to hide it, they just go in and ask for it, and he sells it to them. I think this is because I sometimes go in with a hoodie, because everyone else who I know normally are middle-aged women and thus aren't terrifying hoodie drug dealers. I guess once he took the stance, he couldn't go back. I even showed him a doctor's letter with the stuff written down, but he said he can only take prescriptions as proof, something about goverment guidelines.

He's a right fucking cock, a dangerous one at that, and although I'm playing it up a little bit, that the next day I just went somewhere else, I still had a night in serious pain because of him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

God, I sound like such a whiney dick, I just want to take out my fustrations on the world on him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I feel your pain
literally. I have a headache right now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Just go to a few different chemists
I'm forever buying codine and ibuprofen. But I go to different chemists so none of them realise how much I'm taking.
( jenpots, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)